|Originally Posted By Jimmeh:
Hello Mr. Judson.
I'm agent Tramplerights, and this is my partner Agent Shootyourdog. We have evidence that you filled out a form 4473 for one Bushmaster Automatic baby killing shoot through schools assault rifle. We also pulled your credit card history and discovered a few purchases at Cheaper Than Uranium, using information provided in compliance with federal law by the retailer we know you purchased 10 military grade hi-capacity theater sweeping magazines, and 5,000 rounds of military grade ammunition. Further more your neighbors informed us that they've seen you carrying suspicious cases in and out of your home in the past.
We are here to collect these items, if you do not comply we will put you on the ground, cuff you, plant kiddie porn on your home computer, use metal detectors on your walls and rip out the water pipes one by one until we find the hidden cache, and maybe kill your wife & children as they flee your compound.
You have 5 seconds to tell us where these items are.
P.S. Don't get any funny ideas SCUMBAG
. We brought Lon "deadeye" Horiuchi along with us for this operation.
Now that there's funny, I don't care who ya are...