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I rarely laugh out loud on anything I saw on here. I laughed hard.
I don't drink but I am going to have to find me a whiskey bottle for the iced tea thing.
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FWIW I just got back from Camp Perry.
I was sitting next to the armorer van when the Marine team showed up coming off the range hot, tired and dusty.
I had a quart Beam bottle full of iced tea in a bag next to me.
"Hey, Mr Pic, thanks for bring iced beer to us at the barracks. They're going to taste pretty good after this afternoon!"
"Yeah. I could use a drink myself," and fished the bottle out.
I chug-a-lugged the whole thing in one gulp in front of the now agape team.
"Jeez! He is born again hard! Sir, you are one tough old mother!" said an astonished Marine.
When I finished the bottle I tossed it in the trash I got up, headed to my pickup and said, "God! I'm getting old! If they start makin' those bottles and bigger I'm gonna need a designated driver!" and hopped in and drove off.
As I drove off I knew most of them knew they had been taken for a ride but a few hours later one Staff NCO told me there were a couple of them that swallowed it hook, line and sinker.