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Posted: 1/26/2010 6:41:33 PM EDT
You know, with one of the girl astronauts?  I'm talking zero G's.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:44:03 PM EDT
[#1]
"They" say no, but....
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:44:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
You know, with one of the girl astronauts?  I'm talking zero G's.

Not yet. It will be very soon though now that people besides just .gov astronauts are going to start flying into space.

Shit, I'd love to be one half of the first members of the 62-mile high club.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:44:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Yes, one of the side effects is bat shit crazy with slight diaper rash
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:46:11 PM EDT
[#4]
In space, you have to swallow.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:46:42 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


Yes, one of the side effects is bat shit crazy with slight diaper rash


yep




 
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:46:52 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Yes, one of the side effects is bat shit crazy with slight diaper rash


What you did there...

I see it...

Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:47:44 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


In space, you have to swallow.
Good point!





 
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:47:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:48:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Supposedly it's been done in a zero-G flight (like one of those things inside an airliner) for a porno flick back in the 80s.

How do I know this? Don't go clicking links on wikipedia or cracked.com
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:48:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
In space, you have to swallow.


Definitely something you don't want floating around.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:48:47 PM EDT
[#12]
If we haven't done it, I'm sure the Ruskies have.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:50:24 PM EDT
[#13]
i thought there was a married couple on one of the missions in the recent past.



officially, no.



but if you shoot a healthy married couple into space, you know they tried it.



http://www.slate.com/id/2159265/
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:50:26 PM EDT
[#14]

NASA called BS on that, and called BS in detail IIRC. I don't know about the Russians, though.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:50:57 PM EDT
[#15]
Are you aware of the fact that a married couple has flown in the Shuttle?   On the same mission,  no less.



So....PROBABLY.   I'd say there's greater than a 99 percent chance of it.
What concerns me is that long before the first co-ed crew was launched into space,  men had been cooped up with other men on Mir

and in the Skylab stations for many months at a time.   Did they go homo at some point because there was no other alternative?  






I really don't think I want to know the answer to that question.





CJ
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:52:06 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
What concerns me is that long before the first co-ed crew was launched into space,  men had been cooped up with other men on Mir
and in the Skylab stations for many months at a time.   Did they go homo at some point because there was no other alternative?  

I think people who are so unstable they start screwing each other in the butt because they're bored while on a mission are probably weeded out reeeeeally early in selection.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:52:07 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm sure it has.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:52:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Interestingly, its going to be important to find out if babies can be made in SPACE. So they best keep trying.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:52:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What concerns me is that long before the first co-ed crew was launched into space,  men had been cooped up with other men on Mir
and in the Skylab stations for many months at a time.   Did they go homo at some point because there was no other alternative?  

I think people who are so unstable they start screwing each other in the butt because they're bored while on a mission are probably weeded out reeeeeally early in selection.


Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:53:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Let me say that I am available for the sake of science and to serve my country.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:55:35 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:

What concerns me is that long before the first co-ed crew was launched into space,  men had been cooped up with other men on Mir
and in the Skylab stations for many months at a time.   Did they go homo at some point because there was no other alternative?  


I really don't think I want to know the answer to that question.


CJ


Damn....talk about fucking up the mood of the thread.....
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:57:29 PM EDT
[#22]
Space Docking?

(You might or might not want to look that up)
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 6:59:46 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Yes, one of the side effects is bat shit crazy with slight diaper rash


LOL
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:00:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Are you aware of the fact that a married couple has flown in the Shuttle?   On the same mission,  no less.

So....PROBABLY.   I'd say there's greater than a 99 percent chance of it.



What concerns me is that long before the first co-ed crew was launched into space,  men had been cooped up with other men on Mir
and in the Skylab stations for many months at a time.   Did they go homo at some point because there was no other alternative?  


I really don't think I want to know the answer to that question.


CJ


It does not surpise me that you think that when two men are stuck together for a couple months they would go homo.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:00:27 PM EDT
[#25]
I've always fancied sending a money shot the length of the shuttle bay....pearly globes of goodness going boldly where no man has gone before.



Yeah, I'm weird.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:01:35 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:





It does not surpise me that you think that when two men are stuck together for a couple months they would go homo.


You mean they don't? Shit, I've been doing these camping trips all wrong. Ever been to the Appalachians in the spring, btw?



 
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:02:07 PM EDT
[#27]
Back in '79 in Moonraker.






Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:02:31 PM EDT
[#28]


Let's see, Man (or men, kinky!) + Woman. One and only chance EVER to be the first in history to do "it" in space. Your'e kidding, right? Of course they did, but they had to promise her the moon!  Suspect it was so good they saw stars...


Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:02:55 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
I've always fancied sending a money shot the length of the shuttle bay....pearly globes of goodness going boldly where no man has gone before.

Yeah, I'm weird.

What would be even cooler is if there was a woman on the other side of the bay who used her equipment to catch it. I guarantee you THAT's never been done before!
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:03:58 PM EDT
[#30]
If you teeter perfectly on a fat girls belly you too can experience weightlessness
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:03:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What concerns me is that long before the first co-ed crew was launched into space,  men had been cooped up with other men on Mir
and in the Skylab stations for many months at a time.   Did they go homo at some point because there was no other alternative?  

I think people who are so unstable they start screwing each other in the butt because they're bored while on a mission are probably weeded out reeeeeally early in selection.





good point
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:06:53 PM EDT
[#32]
IIRC, Larry Flynt has offered $1million to the first couple that does it and admits it.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:08:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
IIRC, Larry Flynt has offered $1million to the first couple that does it and admits it.

Well hell, now I have even more incentive.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:10:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Some russians did it supposedly.  It was part of their mission.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:11:41 PM EDT
[#35]
I wonder if it's like in a swimming pool?
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:11:44 PM EDT
[#36]
I dont know but I bet there was a few space jacks.

 
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:13:31 PM EDT
[#37]
I'm sure men and women can live in a secluded environment for months at a time and nothing ever happens....
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:13:40 PM EDT
[#38]
Wet spots take on a whole new dimension in zero gravity...
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:13:54 PM EDT
[#39]
I am gonna guess that the married couple that went up together did the deed.



Undoubtedly plenty of "astro jacks" done on the ISS, Soyouz and Skylab. Sorry, not going to be sans wimmins for a year without crankin one out. Cleanup has gotta be a PITA though.



Then again thing they piss into is a big, sucking, tube.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:14:24 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
I dont know but I bet there was a few space jacks.  


Dude.

In space it's a high jack.

In a sub, it's a low jack.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:25:25 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I've always fancied sending a money shot the length of the shuttle bay....pearly globes of goodness going boldly where no man has gone before.



Yeah, I'm weird.


What would be even cooler is if there was a woman on the other side of the bay who used her equipment to catch it. I guarantee you THAT's never been done before!


I've tried it, but I grossly over-estimated my ability...I'm no Peter North. I barely made it past my underoos.





 
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:32:34 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Interestingly, its going to be important to find out if babies can be made in SPACE. So they best keep trying.


They can't.  Human reproduction isn't possible without gravity.  They've done several experiments on procreation in out space, but none have been sucessful as we know.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:39:02 PM EDT
[#43]
Not by two humans, but several folks in Bisbee, AZ are claiming they are the love children of a human and a Alpha Centauri astronaut.
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:39:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:43:39 PM EDT
[#45]
No, but I saw a good 'documentary' on a Russian-US mission to Uranus.  did you know that Silvia Saint was apparently the Czech Repub's first female asstronaughty?

Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:58:23 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Are you aware of the fact that a married couple has flown in the Shuttle?   On the same mission,  no less.

So....PROBABLY.   I'd say there's greater than a 99 percent chance of it.



What concerns me is that long before the first co-ed crew was launched into space,  men had been cooped up with other men on Mir
and in the Skylab stations for many months at a time.   Did they go homo at some point because there was no other alternative?  


I really don't think I want to know the answer to that question.


CJ


Think about it, Johnson:





Equals




hehehe!

Link Posted: 1/26/2010 7:58:57 PM EDT
[#47]




Quoted:

Space Docking?




(You might or might not want to look that up)


I know what that is.....


Link Posted: 1/26/2010 8:02:17 PM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Interestingly, its going to be important to find out if babies can be made in SPACE. So they best keep trying.




They can't.  Human reproduction isn't possible without gravity.  They've done several experiments on procreation in out space, but none have been sucessful as we know.


So you do it and stick her on a centrifuge. Geez, I'm no rocket surgeon but that wasn't hard to figure out.





 
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 8:03:35 PM EDT
[#49]
Shuttle launches, attains orbit. Astronaut cmjohnson looks out the window, oohs and aahs at the scenery.



two hours later...



"I'm bored. Say, Astronaut Connelly, you look like you could use a back rub."
Link Posted: 1/26/2010 8:35:42 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Some russians did it supposedly.  It was part of their mission.


I read that the first female cosmonaught was a) not really qualified and b) something of a slut.
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