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Posted: 1/9/2010 11:59:17 AM EDT
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In high school a friend of mine was a really big fan of that strip. Gary Larson appeared at a book signing at a local mall and my friend went to get his book signed and to get an explanation for the one cartoon he did not get. He asked Larson, what does this mean? http://i48.tinypic.com/28br2ol.jpg Mr Larson explained he was just thinking, If cows had tools........what would they look like?  Larson later admitted that he had regrets about making one of the tools look like a crude hand saw. The thought that one confused people into thinking that they had to figure out what the other tools were used for as well. I still don't get it.... |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 12:01:38 PM EDT
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The Arnolds feign death until the Wagners, sensing the sudden
awkwardness, are compelled to leave. I think of it every time someone overstays their welcome. |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 12:03:17 PM EDT
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"Shhhhhhh...the Master is decomposing." |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 12:07:26 PM EDT
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I love the "Equine Veterinary Exam" one the best, followed closely by the one about Horse Hospitals where all the staffers are carrying guns to shoot the horses.
I also love the one where the cow catches his neighbor grilling steaks. How about the one with the bear sitting up in the coffin at his own funeral saying "I was HIBERNATING!!" |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 12:13:29 PM EDT
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I used to have this on a T-shirt.
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Posted: 1/9/2010 12:19:52 PM EDT
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Detectives standing over Big Bird..."The wounds seem to be caused by bird shot ... big bird shot."
In NASA control center and a clown is at one of the control boards. One of the scientists points to him and says to another scientist "Hey, what does that clown think he's doing?" Anyone have the one where the guy in the marble factory has a rifle and the caption is something like..."Harold had finally lost his marbles."? |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 12:34:48 PM EDT
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Don't have the actual comic, but the caption read "Vern, Chuck and the Pope go fishing."
The three fishermen were dressed identically, except the Pope's hat was really tall. |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 12:37:30 PM EDT
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Jeopardy. God has 1,000,000 points, Einstein has 250,000, and Fred has -250. Fred says, "Just for the record, I think my clicker is broken." |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 1:41:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Shhhhhhh...the Master is decomposing." Great one, but it is actually the "Maestro". Another of my favorites along those lines: A dog watching his master, who looks like a representation of Leonardo DaVinci, paint a picture of a woman, has a thought bubble that says. "Where is my supper? One of the 'great masters' indeed!" Another favorite: Polar bear pushing a frozen treat cart across an ice floe. On the side it says "Eskimo Thighs". |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 3:14:52 PM EDT
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Jeopardy. God has 1,000,000 points, Einstein has 250,000, and Fred has -250.
Fred says, "Just for the record, I think my clicker is broken." 
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Posted: 1/9/2010 3:56:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2010 4:02:01 PM EDT
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Cows bent over, studying crude drawing of farmer with major cuts of meat marked out, farmer stopped short just inside the door...
"For a long moment, there was total silence in the barn....." |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 4:03:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: "Shhhhhhh...the Master is decomposing." Great one, but it is actually the "Maestro". Another of my favorites along those lines: A dog watching his master, who looks like a representation of Leonardo DaVinci, paint a picture of a woman, has a thought bubble that says. "Where is my supper? One of the 'great masters' indeed!" Another favorite: Polar bear pushing a frozen treat cart across an ice floe. On the side it says "Eskimo Thighs". Maestro! Yeah, that's right! "Eskimo Thighs." Hahahahaha....how the heck did he come up with this stuff? |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 4:38:15 PM EDT
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Spheniscidaeaphobia, but oh well.
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Posted: 1/9/2010 5:14:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2010 5:20:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2010 5:33:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2010 5:41:29 PM EDT
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One of my favorites was the one with the two bears looking at a rifle left on the ground. One says to the other "Thunderstick? THUNDERSTICK!? That is a Winchester 30-30 lever action rifle."
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Posted: 1/9/2010 5:52:20 PM EDT
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I love the one of Moses walking down with the ten commandments on two tablets, and he's staring down at a broken third tablet that he dropped. Can't remember the caption... but it cracked me up.
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Posted: 1/9/2010 5:53:06 PM EDT
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Cows bent over, studying crude drawing of farmer with major cuts of meat marked out, farmer stopped short just inside the door... "For a long moment, there was total silence in the barn....." Here ya go, plus a couple more. 
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Posted: 1/9/2010 6:13:30 PM EDT
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I love the one of Moses walking down with the ten commandments on two tablets, and he's staring down at a broken third tablet that he dropped. Can't remember the caption... but it cracked me up. I think that was History of the World Part I. |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 6:14:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2010 6:19:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2010 7:19:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp20/jaikey1975/anatidaephobia_far_side-1.jpg Spheniscidaeaphobia, but oh well.How is this for you str8shooter?  |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 8:03:09 PM EDT
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Bump because I am being an AW tonight and for no other reason
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Posted: 1/9/2010 8:19:38 PM EDT
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One of my favorites was the one with the two bears looking at a rifle left on the ground. One says to the other "Thunderstick? THUNDERSTICK!? That is a Winchester 30-30 lever action rifle." <––––- I like that one too. 
I laugh as though it were the first time I've seen these strips...even though I've enjoyed them dozens of times before. |
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Posted: 1/9/2010 9:16:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2010 12:46:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2010 6:03:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2010 6:23:09 AM EDT
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<a href="http://img189.imageshack.us/i/coffeemugfarsidethatset.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2848/coffeemugfarsidethatset.jpg</a> <a href="http://g.imageshack.us/img189/coffeemugfarsidethatset.jpg/1/" target="_blank">http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/coffeemugfarsidethatset.jpg/1/w400.png</a> Laugh every time I see that one. That, and the other bears all laughing at Larry's enormous deer gut. |
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Posted: 1/10/2010 6:52:58 AM EDT
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http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp20/jaikey1975/anatidaephobia_far_side-1.jpg
Spheniscidaeaphobia, but oh well.How is this for you str8shooter? http://media.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=15411 Right click & save. I have a feeling that might come in handy.
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Posted: 1/10/2010 7:34:59 AM EDT
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http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp20/jaikey1975/anatidaephobia_far_side-1.jpg
Spheniscidaeaphobia, but oh well.How is this for you str8shooter? http://media.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=15411 Right click & save. I have a feeling that might come in handy. yeh, this is a good one to save |
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Posted: 1/10/2010 1:30:48 PM EDT
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I don't get it |
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Posted: 1/10/2010 1:41:31 PM EDT
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Bear is smiling while getting a drink, hunter shoots bear and then had Bear stuffed in a posed ferocious look, to me it is Anti-Hunting but I could be wrong ? |
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Posted: 1/10/2010 1:47:30 PM EDT
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Could there be a 4th? I am getting excited..Quoted:
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And you and I may be the only two people who would get this...I used to say it too but got tired of having to explain it to the 20 somethings who have never heard of Larson.
To this day, when a situation is especially fucked up, I say, "Welcome to hell, here's your accordion." I say it once in awhile too, so I guess there's 3 of us. 
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Posted: 1/10/2010 1:49:24 PM EDT
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As a person who gets migraines from time to time, I've always found this one entertaining.
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Posted: 1/10/2010 1:52:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: As a person who gets migraines from time to time, I've always found this one entertaining. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zack3gpics/AngelofMigraines.jpg Same here, I have that one on my toolbox at work. |
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Posted: 1/10/2010 2:05:27 PM EDT
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http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp20/jaikey1975/anatidaephobia_far_side-1.jpg
Spheniscidaeaphobia, but oh well.How is this for you str8shooter? http://media.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=15411 Right click & save. I have a feeling that might come in handy. Yup. Thanks fiver!
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Posted: 1/10/2010 2:16:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2010 2:18:48 PM EDT
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tag for more
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Posted: 1/10/2010 2:24:28 PM EDT
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The greatest comic of all-time. Calvin & Hobbes was right up there too, IMO................ |
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Posted: 1/10/2010 2:32:29 PM EDT
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The greatest comic of all-time. Calvin & Hobbes was right up there too, IMO................ I rank Garfield up there too, even though it ain't what it used to be. ETA: Mother Goose & Grimm is up there too. |
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Posted: 1/10/2010 2:43:24 PM EDT
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The Arnolds feign death until the Wagners, sensing the sudden awkwardness, are compelled to leave. I think of it every time someone overstays their welcome. 
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Posted: 1/10/2010 3:40:04 PM EDT
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My favorite that faded out on the side of the refrigerator was the one with a group of dogs overlooking the lions at the zoo,ground littered with beer bottles and they're telling one of them "go on take him he's yours" captioned Dogs and Alcohol:The traigic untold story.
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Posted: 1/10/2010 5:03:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2010 5:39:20 PM EDT
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I hadn't seen that one.
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Posted: 1/10/2010 5:46:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2010 7:26:11 PM EDT
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Bear is smiling while getting a drink, hunter shoots bear and then had Bear stuffed in a posed ferocious look, to me it is Anti-Hunting but I could be wrong ? Doesn't seem anti-hunting to me. Seems like he's poking fun at how people like to exaggerate (big fish that got away story) or otherwise embellish... thus the bear who didn't have a clue gets stuffed to look like a bear that was about to rip the hunters head off when it got shot at 5 yards. ::shrug:: But I could be wrong. |
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Posted: 1/11/2010 4:31:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: Yes, but mine was in in full glorious color! Quoted: http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x166/CnAPhot/humor/SandwichesLarson.jpg http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x166/CnAPhot/humor/FishBowlBaseballLarson.jpg http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x166/CnAPhot/humor/IntheCrosshairsLarson.jpg Hey...I already posted that one!   |
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Posted: 1/11/2010 5:00:27 AM EDT
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