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Posted: 12/18/2009 9:00:40 AM EDT

[#1]

I have second cousins named hunter, trapper, and ranger.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:00:50 AM EDT

[#2]

I knew a girl named Anya Woody.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:01:10 AM EDT

[#3]

Art

I've heard EVERY fart joke, song, snippet, poem ever created.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:04:41 AM EDT

[#4]

Grandfathers first name was Irva.

Just saw a re-run of Seinfield last night and George wanted to name his future kid "Seven". A Mickey Mantle tribute.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:06:04 AM EDT

[#5]

In high school we had a band teacher named Peter Putz. Later that year we found out his middle name was Lesley; so we always referred to him as "Peter Les Putz."

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:09:17 AM EDT

[#6]

Gonorrhea Gaily Jackson

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:09:48 AM EDT

[#7]

Chauncey

Egbert (I recently worked with a guy by that name)

Wilma (girl in high school was teased mercilessly. it didn't help that she was 6' 200 pounds with horn-rimmed glasses)

Bertha

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:19:51 AM EDT

[#8]

Richard Holder

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:22:05 AM EDT

[#9]

I used to work with a guy whose name was Valentine, but he went by Val. His mom was probably the only one who called him valentine.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:34:01 AM EDT

[#10]

My buddy named his son Xavier Blaine.

I asked him if he was gonna make him take karate lessons at an EARLY age.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:38:37 AM EDT

[#11]

I went to school with a kid named Mike Dick, that opened the door for alot of shit in his life.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:41:05 AM EDT

[#12]

A Chinese student in my lab was talking to me about wanting a son. His wife and he discussed naming the kid 'Knox,' reflecting the area where he would be born. I felt bad about it, but told him that he really, really shouldn't name his kid Knox if he wanted the kid to grow up in America.

The guy's last name? Wang.

Posted: 12/18/2009 9:41:37 AM EDT

[#13]

My name is Rudolf....

end of story.

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:02:00 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!

This is what usually comes to mind for me with that name.

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:32:54 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There's a few...

Beauregard.

You're a yankee, right?

KB knows this, but The Wife and I were discussing naming a second boy "Bo", although she said it would have to be spelled "Beau" to avoid any references to body odor or Barack Obama. I insisted that if it was spelled as the latter, his full name was required by state law to be "Beauregard."

We're now considering other names, even though there may soon be a "Luke" to go along with "Bo". Good excuse to buy a Charger, to me!

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:34:21 AM EDT

[#16]

oh yeah.. i forgot about this girl in HS named Kandy Kluntz

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:37:20 AM EDT

[#17]

I was watching the NCAA girls volleyball finals (because I'm a big sports fan :) and there was a chick on one of the teams named Destinee Hooker.

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:37:23 AM EDT

[#18]

I went to school with a girl with the first name Ryan, kinda strange in our area. The only reason I remember is because she was pretty damn hot.

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:42:05 AM EDT

[#19]

Woody

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:49:51 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Ralph.

Fuck you, it's a good name.

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:50:22 AM EDT

[#21]

Barack.
Obama.
Tiger.

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:51:51 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

Did he axe murder his parents when he was in his early teens?

If he didn't he's a better man than me.

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:52:02 AM EDT

[#23]

I had a Uncle Carol, worked with a Marion and recently meet a kid Named: Bison Robert!

I asked his parents if they had ever heard of Buffalo Bob

?

Posted: 12/18/2009 10:56:23 AM EDT

[#24]

GF was talking about kids names. Her dream name?

Oscar Francis

I told her mom and her friends this at which point they started cracking up and made fun of that name for a solid half hour. GF was super embarrassed and now I know if we have a boy, he won't be named Oscar Francis.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:07:26 AM EDT

[#25]

One of my boyfriend's coworkers named her daughter Hope Leslie. Her last name is Board. She's the cutest 4 year old I've ever seen but when I first met her, I asked her name and she responded "I'm Hope Leslie Board...who are you?"...It was all I could do not to crack up.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:20:37 AM EDT

[#26]

If you want your kid to have the possibility of being POTUS avoid these names : Adolph, Fidel, Stalin, Hussein,..... oh wait... nevermind...

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:20:56 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!

worked out ok for this guy:

pretty sure he saw more poon than the collective experience of an ob/gyn convention

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:21:59 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

There's a guy in Chicago, an engineer named Richard Root, everyone referred to him as Dick Root. I'm not making this up.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:22:24 AM EDT

[#29]

Barack Hussein?

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:23:32 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

One of my dad's uncles is Bill Williams. Full name being, William Williams.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:26:56 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
In middle school we had a guidance counselor named, and I will swear on a stack of bibles that this is true, Harry Boner.

Seriously.

I know a Richard Boner

One feels compelled to pronounce their name "Bonner" but he will correct you, that indeed, it is "Boner"

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:34:57 AM EDT

[#32]

Lee
Jaime
Taylor
Kim
Jesse
Lynn

these names can be used for both sexes.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:37:37 AM EDT

[#33]

My dad's neighbor named their boy, Ocean Cedar.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:38:45 AM EDT

[#34]

It boggles my mind how parents ignore initials. I know some people that named their kid Matthew Frank _______. They even call him MF. Or another family with a son named George Donovan ___________.

Fuckin' clueless, self-centered, idiots.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:40:22 AM EDT

[#35]

I stopped two sisters the other day for shoplifting. Their names where; Tyesha and Ieasha.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:42:55 AM EDT

[#36]

I plan on naming my son Mumbo Jumbo (my last name) The Third, no there arent any other Mumbo Jumbo's in my family but I just want to have a third.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:48:27 AM EDT

[#37]

In before Lemonjello.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:54:07 AM EDT

[#38]

Was surfing my costumer data base at work some year back looking for silly names. Richard Gay had to be the worst.

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:58:20 AM EDT

[#39]

Real names I've come across:

Perky Richard

Dick Johnson

Mister Duck

Shithead

Shitonya

Meconium ––> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meconium

Whirly Bird

Posted: 12/18/2009 11:59:38 AM EDT

[#40]

Guy who ran Braniff International,named his kid....States Rights.

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:06:20 PM EDT

[#41]

Genesis McHorse. Had a user account request come in for that.

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:06:56 PM EDT

[#42]

Fonda Cox

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:10:04 PM EDT

[#43]

This dorky kid I went to high school with was named Lazaros. Naturally his nickname was Laz the Spaz.

He still got more dates than I did.

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:16:40 PM EDT

[#44]

Went to high school with a poor guy named Dixon Hand.

Dixon Hand.

I mean, really, what were the parents thinking?

Everybody felt sorry for him about the name that nobody teased him for it. I mean, he pretty much seemed like the saddest kid in the school, why kick him when he's down?

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:17:50 PM EDT

[#45]

Jack Goff

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:26:52 PM EDT

[#46]

Kid in my high school had the last name "Bater".

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:28:43 PM EDT

[#47]

Don't even get me started - at work, I'm exposed to LOTS of kids (Emergency Room) of various ethnic backgrounds. "Vageena" was one that had me in stitches, as well as "Male" and "Female" (pronounced "Maalay" and "Famalay") - the dumb bitch thought that the hospital had named her babies when they were born, not realizing that they simply put the sex down on a form for her to sign.

What really irks me, though, are the kids with somewhat normal names that are BUTCHERED by the spelling - like they know they have a common sounding name, but they have to be "different" and unique and so they fuck up the spelling like you wouldn't believe.

Though "Anita Beaver" was a funny one as well.

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:30:26 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

http://www.stanford.edu/~siegelr/tz/tz2006/dikdik.jpg

Nice Dik-Dik!

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:30:38 PM EDT

[#49]

Kids can make fun of any name in the book.

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:35:24 PM EDT

[#50]

Forgot - I used to work with a guy named Harry Johnson - fucking hilarious, as he ALWAYS introduced himself to everyone as "Yes, I am THE Harry Johnson" with a wicked leer.

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