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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:29:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? Spartanatheart, is that you?  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:31:29 PM EDT
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Oh what the hell...
IN |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:36:36 PM EDT
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Oh what the hell... IN With or without lube? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:36:52 PM EDT
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Waiting for SYSTEM MESSAGE lulz.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:38:33 PM EDT
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Waiting for SYSTEM MESSAGE lulz. You too? 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:38:54 PM EDT
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IS ANYONE ELSE PAYING ATTENTION TO SOME OF THE USER NAMES IN THIS THREAD?????
DDiggler LinggrrLonggrr LOL...names full of WIN for this thread |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:41:50 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:44:36 PM EDT
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IBTL - In Before The Lock
or IBTL - In Before The Lube 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:02:36 PM EDT
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Don't waste your money on lube when you don't have to. All you need to do is tape a picture of a good looking guy over your face so she stays horny for more than a minute or so.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:07:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:24:35 PM EDT
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This will not end well.....
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:28:36 PM EDT
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Astroglide. Seriously. +1 - that stuff rocks |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:33:45 PM EDT
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Screwing for 13 hours, huh? Scratch my previous suggestion. You need to install grease zerks, and coat with NeverSeize. What torque spec are you using? Why, the one that busts a nut of course! 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:35:52 PM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously...  Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Just saying: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.)
Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale.  
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:37:35 PM EDT
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Dude.......
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:40:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 2:50:12 PM EDT
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The Zima on your shopping list should have been the first clue.
ZIMA!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:05:18 PM EDT
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Ideal ClearGlide® Wire Pulling Lubricant $5 a quart at Lowes, same as water based "personal lubricants"
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:06:35 PM EDT
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Militec-1 ZMax will embed itself in your penis and make it permanently more lubricated. This only works, unfortunately, if your penis is made of steel. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:07:01 PM EDT
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in
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:13:40 PM EDT
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If shes drying up on you, you're doin it wrong
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:16:16 PM EDT
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Mobile 1
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:23:32 PM EDT
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I thought this thread was about wheel bearing grease that didn't catch on fire... 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:31:15 PM EDT
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Apply the lube before all of the parts are rubbed raw to prevent burning.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:35:25 PM EDT
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Anything more than 2-4 minutes is just showing off.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:38:31 PM EDT
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In!!! Potentially epic here.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:45:18 PM EDT
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Don't waste your money on lube when you don't have to. All you need to do is tape a picture of a good looking guy over your face so she stays horny for more than a minute or so. Dude, that hurts. 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:48:06 PM EDT
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Don't waste your money on lube when you don't have to. All you need to do is tape a picture of a good looking guy over your face so she stays horny for more than a minute or so. Dude, that hurts. Worse than a road rashed johnson?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:49:04 PM EDT
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Anything more than 2-4 minutes is just showing off.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:49:27 PM EDT
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As bad as carpet burn.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:52:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:53:18 PM EDT
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Okay, I've got some ideas now. Thanks guys. Nothing more to see here. We can let this die before night crew gets a hold of it. pls?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:53:49 PM EDT
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Anything more than 2-4 minutes is just showing off. WTF, that's the same face my wife makes when I say that to her. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:56:54 PM EDT
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Mix the following Beeswax 2 oz. Castor Oil 8 oz. Murphy's Oil Soap 1 oz. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 3:57:36 PM EDT
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Willy:
What the hell you need ball bearings for? Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:05:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Willy:What the hell you need ball bearings for? Fletch:Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. Fletch:Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valvewith some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout tenquarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that QuakerState. I had a friend who said that aaaaaaaaaaallllll the time. I could never place what movie it was and he couldn't even remember, lol. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:08:11 PM EDT
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have yourself powder coated
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:08:27 PM EDT
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Rub your stick with bacon.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:10:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Sometimes after 30 minutes or so, friction burns start to come on. The KY seems to leave a burning sensation on the sides of the penis, mostly at the base, making sex uncomfortable. Anyone use anything that doesn't burn like fire? I live with the burn. Still more pleasant than going without the lube.  ETA: I think it's a lube inside the condom issue. I put lube in the condom. If I don't, it's painful. My GF takes care of the rest. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:13:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:15:55 PM EDT
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mix lube with some cocoa butter.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:28:02 PM EDT
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Just get a turkey baster or one of those ear-cleaning bulbs and fill it with astroglide.
After a while, give it a squirt and keep on going. Use a 12ga shell to plug yourself up if you start leaking after the switch-off |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:35:29 PM EDT
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Buy in quantity.......
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:39:06 PM EDT
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Okay, I've got some ideas now. Thanks guys. Nothing more to see here. We can let this die before night crew gets a hold of it. pls? 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 5:42:38 PM EDT
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"Just get a turkey baster..."
I couldn't read any more after this!
EPIC WIN |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:04:19 PM EDT
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I needed this laugh tonight.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:07:16 PM EDT
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I see the anal lube is right after the Zima, just like in real life! OP: Astroglide |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:13:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Just saying: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.) Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale. http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/a/average_penis.htm Then you'll just need to work on those extra 2" and you'll be golden! |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:20:20 PM EDT
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what the hell, IBTL
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:23:56 PM EDT
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I made it!
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