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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:24:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.) Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale. http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/a/average_penis.htm Then you'll just need to work on those extra 2" and you'll be golden!  I should just ban you from chat, you trouble-maker.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:27:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: I should just ban you from chat, you trouble-maker.  Says the guy who keeps sending me links of threads in which I should post. What's that phrase? Oh yes. This thread didn't go they way the OP mod wanted.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:34:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I should just ban you from chat, you trouble-maker. Says the guy who keeps sending me links of threads in which I should post. What's that phrase? Oh yes. This thread didn't go they way the OP mod wanted. YOU said you weren't going to post, so don't blame this on me. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:41:45 PM EDT
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Wow! I can't believe I made it IBTL.
Well according to that soldier in Bosnia (Skippy?) that had all these rules, MRE chicken and rice is not a personal lubricant. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:42:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: YOU said you weren't going to post, so don't blame this on me. Well, that was before you held the door open for me and practically BEGGED for me to walk through.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:46:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:53:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:57:01 PM EDT
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Still no lock? lol This place is great!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:02:33 PM EDT
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I don't think there's anything I can do for 30 minutes except for drive, and thats iffy.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:07:26 PM EDT
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You're doing it wrong. This right here. If she ain't wet after 30 minutes, something isn't getting pleased. 
He didn't say it was a she recieving.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:14:16 PM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously...  Depends on the woman, but yes. If your doing it right they have orgasmed to the point of complete numbness down there after passing out before 3 hours are up, then you wait till the feeling comes back and go to town again, but that was before I was 40 with a bad back. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:38:57 PM EDT
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Don't waste your money on lube when you don't have to. All you need to do is tape a picture of a good looking guy over your face so she stays horny for more than a minute or so. Dude, that hurts.  I keed I keed!!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:44:32 PM EDT
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quit thinkin with uur dipstik........jimmy
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:44:39 PM EDT
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holy shit! This is still open?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:47:29 PM EDT
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Threads like this is why I love GD.
On a more serious note, try a glycerin free lube. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:47:48 PM EDT
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I figured it took everyone a half hour for foreplay, and an hour to two hours of screen door/hurricane stuff.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:52:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: I figured it took everyone a half hour for foreplay, and an hour to two hours of screen door/hurricane stuff. And you're what, 19?  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:54:24 PM EDT
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I figured it took everyone a half hour for foreplay, and an hour to two hours of screen door/hurricane stuff. Foreplay. Hah! Who has that kind of time? You'd never get anything else done! |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:54:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Okay, I've got some ideas now. Thanks guys. Nothing more to see here. We can let this die before night crew gets a hold of it. pls? Too late... Hopefully this thread will be as legendary as it is funny. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 7:55:34 PM EDT
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You're doing it wrong. STOP, my stomach hurts from laughing.... STOP!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 8:10:04 PM EDT
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and you thought it was just for surfboards!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 8:17:17 PM EDT
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I like where this thread is going!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 8:21:56 PM EDT
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In after page one, but before the lock.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 8:28:03 PM EDT
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I'm a 10W30 man myself.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 8:47:17 PM EDT
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Spitlube.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:12:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I figured it took everyone a half hour for foreplay, and an hour to two hours of screen door/hurricane stuff. And you're what, 19? He's no Spartanatheart, that's for sure... |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:14:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: I see the anal lube is right after the Zima, just like in real life! OP: Astroglide Buy you a drink, ma'am?  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:25:36 PM EDT
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Threads like this is why I love GD. On a more serious note, try a glycerin free lube. This is true for me as well. 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:27:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I see the anal lube is right after the Zima, just like in real life! OP: Astroglide Buy you a drink, ma'am? http://thevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/29720zima20bottle.jpg  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:29:12 PM EDT
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more spit.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:29:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I see the anal lube is right after the Zima, just like in real life! OP: Astroglide Buy you a drink, ma'am? http://thevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/29720zima20bottle.jpg You know you want it..... The Zima I mean...it's Zomething Different!™ |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:32:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dude, she spotted you a quarter inch; be happy ....Quoted: Quoted: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.) Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale. http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/a/average_penis.htm Then you'll just need to work on those extra 2" and you'll be golden! I should just ban you from chat, you trouble-maker.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:32:47 PM EDT
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maybe you're allergic to rubber. have you looked into a sheepskin woman? 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:33:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:33:46 PM EDT
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Sometimes after 30 minutes or so, friction burns start to come on. The KY seems to leave a burning sensation on the sides of the penis, mostly at the base, making sex uncomfortable. Anyone use anything that doesn't burn like fire? Loosen your grip!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:34:06 PM EDT
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If she's actually horny you won't have lube problems. If she's not dripping down both legs, you're doing it wrong.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:37:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. If she's actually horny you won't have lube problems. If she's not dripping down both legs, you're doing it wrong. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:37:56 PM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Decided my comment might be taken the wrong way. J lube is a lubricant concentrate commonly used by vet's for legitimate reasons. People found out that its actually pretty good stuff and is cheap. It can be used for great pranks just due to the amount of this stuff you can create at one time. Makes up to 8 gallons of lube. Oh the fun I could have with that. Dump a bucket on the end of my prick neighbors steep driveway. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:40:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Makes up to 8 gallons of lube. Oh the fun I could have with that. Dump a bucket on the end of my prick neighbors steep driveway. Hint: The neighbors aren't the pricks you're supposed to use that on. Unless you're into that, in which case, who are we to judge? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:01:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Pssst....this is GD....all we do is judge! Quoted: Makes up to 8 gallons of lube. Oh the fun I could have with that. Dump a bucket on the end of my prick neighbors steep driveway. Hint: The neighbors aren't the pricks you're supposed to use that on. Unless you're into that, in which case, who are we to judge? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:04:43 PM EDT
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Oh. Right. In that case, hey glockfan45! You're doing it wrong!!!!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:08:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Oh. Right. In that case, hey glockfan45! You're doing it wrong!!!! Yeah what she said..... |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:15:00 PM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Aren't you supposed to go to the hospital if you get an erection that lasts 3 hours? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:17:37 PM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Just saying: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.)
Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale. Start using condoms. I have to go 20-30 minutes with a rubber but usually only about 5 minutes without. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:38:08 PM EDT
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A little burning sensation after 30 minutes is to be expected, but if you start seeing smoke, you better get some Mobil 1 in there fast!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:39:07 PM EDT
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5 Pages and no love for either Gun Butter or Machine Gunners Lube?
Nice thread op
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:04:42 PM EDT
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Don't get Tri Flow in the little pocket lube pen thingie, it leaks.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:13:22 PM EDT
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Don't need lube.
The girl friend is a squirter.
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Posted: 12/15/2009 12:18:09 AM EDT
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Sometimes after 30 minutes or so, friction burns start to come on. The KY seems to leave a burning sensation on the sides of the penis, mostly at the base, making sex uncomfortable. Anyone use anything that doesn't burn like fire? Usually takes 90 minutes for the wife and I, before the irritation starts.
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Posted: 12/15/2009 12:23:43 AM EDT
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This thread is EL OH EL.
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