|Originally Posted By Chairborne:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Have they caught onto the Listerine bottles with vodka and blue dye yet?
No. Better yet is the white bottles (the alcohol free kind, ironic huh?). If you want to be super sneaky you can take a bottle of clear gatorade, heat the top in boiling water, open it quickly (it won't break the safety seal) and then fill it with whatever clear liquid you want. Not that I'm condoning any behavior of the sort.
ETA: Snacks are always welcome, chocolate will make it this time of year without melting to shit. Be very careful what you put on the customs label, the military mailroom personnel are thieves. For example, if you sent an Ipod put "electronic entertainment device" or something equally generic and unappealing
Why is a vibrator the first thing I thought of?