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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:50:36 AM EST
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:52:45 AM EST
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing
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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:53:00 AM EST
Your really need to see someone.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:53:58 AM EST
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'

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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:54:46 AM EST
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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:54:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."
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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:56:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2009 11:56:26 AM EST by MountainMan]

Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."


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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:56:17 AM EST
Well this is a story that won't make it into American Rifleman's "The Armed Citizen."
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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:56:33 AM EST
You more than likely have Acrotomophilia, congrats.


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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:57:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'




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Posted: 11/22/2009 11:57:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.


Ask her out, maybe you'll get lucky, hold her good arm down while she's giving you head and see what she does with the other

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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:00:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By MountainMan:

Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."




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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:05:05 PM EST
One legged chics are better. They can't cross their legs to save their ass.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:05:34 PM EST
You need threapy. Many years of threapy.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:06:02 PM EST
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:06:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.


Ask her out, maybe you'll get lucky, hold her good arm down while she's giving you head and see what she does with the other

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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:07:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:07:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.


What about without a belt? Can they even put belts on?
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:08:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'



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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:08:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To the ankle?
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My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:10:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
Why would a cop handcuff someone to themselves?

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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:12:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
Why would a cop handcuff someone to themselves?



So they won't escape.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:12:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2009 12:12:49 PM EST by runcible]

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Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

I'd guess that most of Arfcom would be out on that... or, at least say they were.

I, on the other hand, would nuke her V-J from fucking orbit.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:12:42 PM EST
You will always have entertainment. Hand her a pudding cup and a spoon and watch her chase that fucker around the table.

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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:14:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

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I think I'm going to hell just for laughing at this thread.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:16:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.


What about without a belt? Can they even put belts on?


I had to arrest a one armed man outside a Salvation Army once. He had no problem getting his belt and pants off apparently so I imagine he had no problem putting them on.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:16:56 PM EST
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:18:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Harvster:
What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Any man with the internet and a mouse knows that one better than their own ringtone.


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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:21:24 PM EST
I can see it now, you ask her out, get lucky and that damm stump will be flailing around hittin you on the head and shit
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:22:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.



Actually, I've been sure from the beginning that you're a retarded virgin.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:23:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.



Actually, I've been sure from the beginning that you're a retarded virgin.


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Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:25:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg




whats wrong with her?

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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:26:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By runcible:

Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

I'd guess that most of Arfcom would be out on that... or, at least say they were.

I, on the other hand, would nuke her V-J from fucking orbit.




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Originally Posted By BadShovelhead:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


Wow.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:27:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg




whats wrong with her?


She has one leg?

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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:27:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


Meh, she's flat footed

I kid, she's hot! I'd do her!
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I bet she swims in circles.
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Originally Posted By DigDug:
Originally Posted By BadShovelhead:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


Wow.

Watch BSH blow a fuse at the "lack of class" of arfcom. It's pretty entertainning when you know he posts shit like this all the time. Double standards; people have them.
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Originally Posted By BadShovelhead:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


I hope women don't think like this. Be pretty shitty for all the Joes coming home minus a limb or two.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:30:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


No no she is not hot not even a little. And that tat sticker on the stump with the flat foot is stupid.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:31:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


HOT +1
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:31:49 PM EST
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How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


one cuff on wrist...the other thru a belt loop
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:34:12 PM EST
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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.


Come on guys. One legged + Aileen. That shits funny.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:35:11 PM EST
I get what the OP is feeling. I am often attracted by certain "uniquenesses" in women.

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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:35:12 PM EST
Think of the advantages..even if she has and ugly elbow...it's only 1 ugly elbow and not 2!
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Posted: 11/22/2009 12:35:28 PM EST
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Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


I hope women don't think like this. Be pretty shitty for all the Joes coming home minus a limb or two.


They do. Two of our guys came back to empty houses apperently because their wives just couldn't deal with it. One guy lost both legs at the knees to an EFP, and the other guy lost his leg from the hip down.
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