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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:50:36 PM
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:52:45 PM
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing
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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:53:00 PM
Your really need to see someone.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:53:58 PM
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'

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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:54:46 PM
Hahaha an amputee porn addict in the making.

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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:54:56 PM
Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."
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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:56:01 PM
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Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."


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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:56:17 PM
Well this is a story that won't make it into American Rifleman's "The Armed Citizen."
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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:56:33 PM
You more than likely have Acrotomophilia, congrats.


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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:57:31 PM
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'




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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:57:41 PM
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.


Ask her out, maybe you'll get lucky, hold her good arm down while she's giving you head and see what she does with the other

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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:00:04 PM
Originally Posted By MountainMan:

Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Your really need to see someone.


I think it just means I'm more normal than most. I didn't just stare, or think "Oh, poor pity the one armed chick!"
I thought "Hmmm........She may only have one arm, but she's hot as a two or three armed chick....."




Someone just got a new sig line...

I liked the one-legged chick on "My Name is Earl"... lol
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:05:05 PM
One legged chics are better. They can't cross their legs to save their ass.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:05:34 PM
You need threapy. Many years of threapy.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:06:02 PM
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:06:29 PM
Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.


Ask her out, maybe you'll get lucky, hold her good arm down while she's giving you head and see what she does with the other

I'm just a sick bastard today




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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:07:02 PM
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:07:57 PM
Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.


What about without a belt? Can they even put belts on?
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:08:13 PM
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'



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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:08:42 PM
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To the ankle?
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:08:54 PM
You never cease to amaze me GunNutJuell.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:10:17 PM
I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:10:24 PM
Originally Posted By Fearlessleader01:
You never cease to amaze me GunNutJuell.


My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:10:48 PM

Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
Why would a cop handcuff someone to themselves?

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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:12:16 PM
Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.
Why would a cop handcuff someone to themselves?



So they won't escape.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:12:37 PM
[Last Edit: 11/22/2009 5:12:49 PM by runcible]

Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

I'd guess that most of Arfcom would be out on that... or, at least say they were.

I, on the other hand, would nuke her V-J from fucking orbit.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:12:42 PM
You will always have entertainment. Hand her a pudding cup and a spoon and watch her chase that fucker around the table.

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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:14:43 PM
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:16:04 PM

I think I'm going to hell just for laughing at this thread.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:16:56 PM
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


To their belt.

From experience.


What about without a belt? Can they even put belts on?


I had to arrest a one armed man outside a Salvation Army once. He had no problem getting his belt and pants off apparently so I imagine he had no problem putting them on.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:16:56 PM
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:18:43 PM

Originally Posted By Harvster:
What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Any man with the internet and a mouse knows that one better than their own ringtone.


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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:21:24 PM
I can see it now, you ask her out, get lucky and that damm stump will be flailing around hittin you on the head and shit
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:22:32 PM
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.



Actually, I've been sure from the beginning that you're a retarded virgin.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:23:58 PM
Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.



Actually, I've been sure from the beginning that you're a retarded virgin.


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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:24:08 PM
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:25:27 PM
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg




whats wrong with her?

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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:26:50 PM
Originally Posted By runcible:

Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

I'd guess that most of Arfcom would be out on that... or, at least say they were.

I, on the other hand, would nuke her V-J from fucking orbit.




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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:27:14 PM
Originally Posted By BadShovelhead:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


Wow.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:27:20 PM
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg




whats wrong with her?


She has one leg?

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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:27:25 PM

Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


Meh, she's flat footed

I kid, she's hot! I'd do her!
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:28:02 PM
I bet she swims in circles.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:29:16 PM

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Originally Posted By BadShovelhead:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


Wow.

Watch BSH blow a fuse at the "lack of class" of arfcom. It's pretty entertainning when you know he posts shit like this all the time. Double standards; people have them.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:29:35 PM
Originally Posted By BadShovelhead:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


I hope women don't think like this. Be pretty shitty for all the Joes coming home minus a limb or two.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:30:36 PM
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


No no she is not hot not even a little. And that tat sticker on the stump with the flat foot is stupid.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:31:10 PM
Originally Posted By JUNG1999:
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing


Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg


HOT +1
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:31:49 PM
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
How do cops handcuff people with one arm anyways?


one cuff on wrist...the other thru a belt loop
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:34:12 PM
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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.


Come on guys. One legged + Aileen. That shits funny.
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:35:11 PM
I get what the OP is feeling. I am often attracted by certain "uniquenesses" in women.

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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:35:12 PM
Think of the advantages..even if she has and ugly elbow...it's only 1 ugly elbow and not 2!
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Posted: 11/22/2009 5:35:28 PM
Originally Posted By OlSarge2K:
Originally Posted By BadShovelhead:
Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.


I hope women don't think like this. Be pretty shitty for all the Joes coming home minus a limb or two.


They do. Two of our guys came back to empty houses apperently because their wives just couldn't deal with it. One guy lost both legs at the knees to an EFP, and the other guy lost his leg from the hip down.
Fucking bitches.
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