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Posted: 11/22/2009 1:35:43 PM EDT

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

Come on guys. One legged + Aileen. That shits funny.

That was pretty damned funny.

Posted: 11/22/2009 1:39:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/22/2009 1:48:08 PM EDT

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I saw a smoking hot chick with a leg missing above the knee not too long ago. I admit i was sporting half chub. Variety is the spice of life.

Posted: 11/22/2009 1:55:30 PM EDT

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I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.

Location?

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:04:52 PM EDT

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

Funny you should mention this... because I knew a one legged Asian hooker named Irene.

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:12:34 PM EDT

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

Funny you should mention this... because I knew a one legged Asian hooker named Irene.

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:19:44 PM EDT

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Life is too short to mess with incomplete chicks.

I hope women don't think like this. Be pretty shitty for all the Joes coming home minus a limb or two.

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:24:52 PM EDT

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I know a one legged waitress.
She works at IHOP

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:26:41 PM EDT

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I know a one legged waitress.
She works at IHOP

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:30:47 PM EDT

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

That was the name of the one-armed stripper at Texas Showgirls tittie bar years ago...

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:32:15 PM EDT

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Reminds me of the time my checkout girl was missing her 2 front teeth and had scars on her face, but I still thought she was hot.

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:32:40 PM EDT

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i wonder if she gives "nub-jobs"

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:43:21 PM EDT

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I get what the OP is feeling. I am often attracted by certain "uniqueness" in women.

Is it the uniqueness that attracts you, or maybe sort of feeling sorry for them and your confusing it with attraction possibly?

Maybe it was just because she touched money and her boob at the same time, almost like a 3 wolf shirt for women?

Posted: 11/22/2009 2:49:21 PM EDT

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The PC Alarms on the Internet are going off so hard my monitor is rattling and the mouse fell in the floor.

This thread wins the prize for thread of the day.

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:07:37 PM EDT

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You guys are slipping...................

Where's the pic of the one legged chic from the Planet Terror flic

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:11:54 PM EDT

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Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

What a fuckin' mess. And no, not the stump.

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:21:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/22/2009 3:22:27 PM EDT

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At least you know she doesn't have the 'clap.'

well played

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:23:21 PM EDT

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Boxing Helena, good movie.

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:23:59 PM EDT

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Makes me wonder how the fuck you would pull the trigger in this situation:

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:24:59 PM EDT

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Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

Amina Munster = pretty hot.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4PKGkr-Upc/SJtQbLAvAUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/NOduKc4GnBM/s400/83a40bf3.jpg

Agreed. I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

G

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:27:34 PM EDT

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You more than likely have Acrotomophilia, congrats.

I had to google that. I just realized that there's a philia for everything. While I don't find amputations sexy, I don't find them to be a turn off either. I guess I'm indifferent.

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:32:46 PM EDT

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You never cease to amaze me GunNutJuell.

My heads full of shit like this. I only let a little bit out at a time though, or else people would think I was either insane or retarded or a virgin.

I think you're all three but if you had a blog, I'd follow it.

Posted: 11/22/2009 3:39:24 PM EDT

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Never sing "if your happy and you know it" around her.

Posted: 11/22/2009 4:00:52 PM EDT

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Makes me wonder how the fuck you would pull the trigger in this situation:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n216/nasty96/planetterrorDM_468x447.jpg

OK, she is pretty hot but other than that this thread is weird and full of fail.

Posted: 11/22/2009 4:07:11 PM EDT

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

Come on guys. One legged + Aileen. That shits funny.

Sorry, that joke was old when I was a little kid - a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

Posted: 11/22/2009 4:09:42 PM EDT

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One legged chics are better. They can't cross their legs to save their ass.

Posted: 11/22/2009 4:17:56 PM EDT

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I was at the grocery store a while back and the cashier looked to be nearing 40, but still pretty nice looking, with a decent size rack. When I got up to the register, I noticed she had only one arm. Whats more, when I handed her the money, she used the remaining part of the missing arm to hold the bill against her boob while she grabbed change from the register.
I don't know why, I thought that was a little hot.

Location?

It was in Burien, she was very nice to me.

Posted: 11/22/2009 4:23:25 PM EDT

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

Come on guys. One legged + Aileen. That shits funny.

Sorry, that joke was old when I was a little kid - a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

First time a guy said it to me at work I was like

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Posted: 11/22/2009 4:25:36 PM EDT

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Go ahead and fo.

Posted: 11/22/2009 4:33:45 PM EDT

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three armed chick....."

ewww...who likes pre-ops anyways?

Posted: 11/22/2009 4:37:27 PM EDT

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You should get the pie! Nub love!

Posted: 11/22/2009 8:33:22 PM EDT

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You should get the pie! Nub love!

Nub pie?!? WTF?!?

Posted: 11/22/2009 9:05:43 PM EDT

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My wife has an F'd up friend who once took a one-armed guy into a closet and gave him a two-handed handjob "just so he would know what it felt like".

I also had a friend who was missing part of his finger from an accident. One of her fantasies was to get him to "diddle" her with "his nubby finger."

The world is a freak show.

Posted: 11/22/2009 9:40:01 PM EDT

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You know who else is kind of a freak but SMOKING HOT??? Ashley George

At first I was like "Not sure if want..."

because I never liked girls like that before. Then I was like "Do Want!"

I went on a date with a deaf girl once, and the fact that she was deaf gave me a full tube the whole night. No idea why. The way she talked and looked at me when I talked was very erotic. I think I creeped her out because she didn't want another date.

Posted: 11/22/2009 9:47:17 PM EDT

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You know who else is kind of a freak but SMOKING HOT??? Ashley George

At first I was like "Not sure if want..."

because I never liked girls like that before. Then I was like "Do Want!"

I went on a date with a deaf girl once, and the fact that she was deaf gave me a full tube the whole night. No idea why. The way she talked and looked at me when I talked was very erotic. I think I creeped her out because she didn't want another date.

This is why I pay $24 a year for a subscription button. Otherwise I miss things like this.

Posted: 11/22/2009 9:48:56 PM EDT

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You know who else is kind of a freak but SMOKING HOT??? Ashley George

At first I was like "Not sure if want..."

because I never liked girls like that before. Then I was like "Do Want!"

I went on a date with a deaf girl once, and the fact that she was deaf gave me a full tube the whole night. No idea why. The way she talked and looked at me when I talked was very erotic. I think I creeped her out because she didn't want another date.

This is why I pay $24 a year for a subscription button. Otherwise I miss things like this.

Concur.

Posted: 11/22/2009 9:51:36 PM EDT

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She's probably not a Virginia Tech fan...

Posted: 11/22/2009 10:04:42 PM EDT

[#39]

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

Come on guys. One legged + Aileen. That shits funny.

And her Asian friend Irene..........

Posted: 11/22/2009 10:39:23 PM EDT

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You need threapy. Many years of threapy.

My last one I used his belt, but I m not entirely sure what I would of done if he had not held a belt on.

Posted: 11/22/2009 10:43:54 PM EDT

[#41]

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Google Amina Munster for the hottest 1 legged chick you've ever seen

She has ink so , it may not be your thing

Holy crap,thanks for posting this.She is hot as fuck and i did not know who she was (saw her in a botd thread)and now i have found a rich bounty of picture goodness.1000 internet points for you.

Posted: 11/22/2009 10:46:55 PM EDT

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Couple attractive gals working at Freddies up here, one missing an arm, the second missing a leg.

Both are vets.

I talk with them quite often.

Posted: 11/22/2009 10:47:17 PM EDT

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I knew a one legged hooker named Aileen.

I'm guessing her last name is Dover.

Posted: 11/22/2009 10:50:42 PM EDT

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Well this is a story that won't make it into American Rifleman's "The Armed Citizen."

Posted: 11/22/2009 10:56:40 PM EDT

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Couple attractive gals working at Freddies up here, one missing an arm, the second missing a leg.

Both are vets.

I talk with them quite often.

Did they split the cost of something very expensive?

Posted: 11/22/2009 11:27:36 PM EDT

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I get what the OP is feeling. I am often attracted by certain "uniquenesses" in women.

+1
but mostly only if not self inflicted, & she has to be attractive otherwise.
Madonna's(back when she was young & cute) gap toothed smile, Betti Page's slightly droopy eyelid, etc =good to go. Doesn't make them more attractive, makes them more "real". Jennifer Grey pre nose job =

Jennifer Grey post nose job =

covered in tattoos & piercings = tends to scream "LOOK AT ME!!!!!" attention whore.