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Posted: 9/8/2009 8:31:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2009 8:31:53 AM EST by DRhodes]
Found these the other day and had a good laugh.
I also found some Obongo ones too, i'll post those if these go over well.




























































And the best one...

And Michael Jordan had a natural affinity for slam-dunking on chumps. Imagine what he would have been like if HE COULD FLY?
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:34:15 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:36:04 AM EST
This is racism, straight up.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:36:17 AM EST
God she's fucking ugly.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:37:00 AM EST
Who?
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:39:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By patio87:
Who?

Some nobody with a huge mouth.
And Michael Jordan had a natural affinity for slam-dunking on chumps. Imagine what he would have been like if HE COULD FLY?
That could be you, Keith. You could be the world's only flying bitchmagnet.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:40:53 AM EST
guys you may hate her morals.

but I love her Oral.


check out those dick sucking lips.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:41:13 AM EST
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God she's fucking ugly.


Yea but those lips look like they could suck-start a Harley, so she's at least got that.........
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:42:06 AM EST
Cant understand normal thinking.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:44:29 AM EST
Was she EVER funny, or did I somehow miss something?
I say "Fuck" alot...
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:45:08 AM EST
That bitch needs to be set on fire...
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:46:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tomtbo:
Was she EVER funny, or did I somehow miss something?

She's often incorrectly credited as the person who did the voice for MTV's 'Daria' which was -sorta- entertaining.
And Michael Jordan had a natural affinity for slam-dunking on chumps. Imagine what he would have been like if HE COULD FLY?
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:48:01 AM EST
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That bitch needs to be set on fire...


+1


and she's a real boner killer
heres a tip gentlemen, if you get a boner in public just think of her and the problem is gone
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:53:01 AM EST
lol
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:54:21 AM EST
I vote ban OP. Three photos MAX should be the limit allowable of that thing...
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:57:18 AM EST
I'd still take a bj from her.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:57:40 AM EST
Some of those are spot on truthful about what she thinks

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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 8:57:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By muzlblast:
I vote ban OP. Three photos MAX should be the limit allowable of that thing...


And Michael Jordan had a natural affinity for slam-dunking on chumps. Imagine what he would have been like if HE COULD FLY?
That could be you, Keith. You could be the world's only flying bitchmagnet.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:00:04 AM EST
I can't believe someone gave Janeane Garafalo this much attention. She would probably cream her panties if she saw this thread.


Mission accomplished on her part. PLEASE ignore the Janeane Garafalos!! She is like Meg from family but worst. Please just ignore her.giving her attention is like throwing water balloon's at Gremlins. She was suppose to die with the 90's
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:00:36 AM EST
The first one is chock-full of win!
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:03:05 AM EST
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I'd still take a bj from her.


I'd rather jack off than let that waste of DNA touch John Thomas...

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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:04:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By DRhodes:

Originally Posted By muzlblast:
I vote ban OP. Three photos MAX should be the limit allowable of that thing...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/StaticKnight/LOLOLOLOLobama/1252380572840.jpg



LOLOLOLOL!!!!

I did like the "Smart like Maxine Waters, Pretty Like Al Franken", though.

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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:11:42 AM EST
I'd do her
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:15:55 AM EST
Best meme ever.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:28:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By peekay:
I'd still take a bj from her.

I'd rather get a bj from an alligator, than let Barfolo touch my junk.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 9:56:12 AM EST
holy lot of meme's batman!
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:04:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By jmb_nova:
That bitch needs to be set on fire...


Yup, those posters of her would burn very nicely.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:10:19 AM EST
The ONLY thing I can watch her in:

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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:15:23 AM EST
All I wanted during last seasons 24 was for Jack to bitch slap that massive forehead before delivering the coup de grace
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:17:03 AM EST
I hate that bitch. She tries to portray herself as being so much smarter than anyone else. And anyone who isn't a liberal must be an inbred racist. Fuck that bitch.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:18:18 AM EST
Ratatouille was a pretty damn good movie.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:31:05 AM EST
Man, I'm definitely in the minority here (does that make me special and privileged???) but she's always given me a chubby. Her standup was of the "needy" winsome variety, especially when she was chunky and she was always good for a laugh or three. I know she's a flaming lib but the last time I heard her (years ago) she wasn't just spewing rhetoric. I forget who she was debating but she was very polite and she seemed to genuinely listen to the opposition. And to top it all off, she actually admitted to not being fully informed on something or other so she couldn't voice an opinion. When was the last time you heard ANYONE, left or right, admit to that??? She also struck me as being particularly well informed, not a high school drop out like Sean Penn mouthing the latest drivel shat out by the MSM.

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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:35:51 AM EST
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Never heard of her........

Never want to hear any more of her - she's not very clever from what I can see. If she was clever she wouldn't have become an actress...
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:43:42 AM EST
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I lived in the east village years ago, and would sit at a coffee shop in the mornings at Astor Place/Saint Marks.

Geanine Garofolo would walk by with this big dog, wearing her huge winter parka with the furry hood. I'd think, to myself
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was still with her...

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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:45:14 AM EST
Wow...thanks for a full bowl of FAIL
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:45:53 AM EST
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Hahahahaha ok, that's funny!

BTW, did you know she's joining the cast of 24 as an FBI agent???
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:46:05 AM EST
someone was on 4chan.........
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:50:37 AM EST
Thanks, now I'm going to watch some porn stars. Not only are they better looking, but they are also smarter.
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 11:58:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By bytor94:

Originally Posted By peekay:
I'd still take a bj from her.

I'd rather get a bj from an alligator, than let Barfolo touch my junk.


this.....that dirty whores mouth has the gonsyphaherpaids.....no way in hell id let her touch it
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Link Posted: 9/8/2009 12:02:47 PM EST


here's one i made a few weeks ago







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