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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:05:03 PM EST
It's spelled "Wookiee", not "Wookie". Get it right, people.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:08:41 PM EST
In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:09:21 PM EST
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:10:14 PM EST
something tells me this thread will go EXACTLY how the OP expected

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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:10:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.


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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:11:21 PM EST
I would sure like to munch that Wookies Cookie
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:11:23 PM EST
Man I loved her in Star Wars, but she sucks ass as first lady.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:12:01 PM EST
I heard wookie nookie smells like Obongo smegma (aka toe funk).
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:12:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Clackamas:
I would sure like to munch that Wookies Cookie


Or the Wookiee's nookiee?
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:13:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.


Never pick a fight with seven men if all you are packing is a six gun.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:14:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.


Ta'-Wookeesha

Get it right.


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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:14:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.




Wookeesha and Obongo Fett?
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:17:03 PM EST
Fine I'll call her Chewie for now
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:18:52 PM EST
She's got an Ewok in her undies.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:25:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By akethan:
She's got an Ewok in her undies.


In her Endor-wear?



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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:31:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Originally Posted By akethan:
She's got an Ewok in her undies.


In her Endor-wear?





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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:33:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Clackamas:
I would sure like to munch that Wookies Cookie


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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:38:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Originally Posted By akethan:
She's got an Ewok in her undies.


In her Endor-wear?





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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:40:10 PM EST
this thread is fucking blasphemous
how dare anyone disgrace the memory of Boba Fett and the proud wookiee species by comparing them to those in the w-house
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:41:04 PM EST
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In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.


Shortly after hurricane Katrina, it was discovered that the 5.56 round will kill bacteria instantly on contact....
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:41:53 PM EST
Do Wookiees have anal glands that need to be expressed every month ?
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:41:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By ACEB36TC:
I heard wookie nookie smells like Obongo smegma (aka toe funk).





Like sucking mayonaisse through a brillo pad.
Shortly after hurricane Katrina, it was discovered that the 5.56 round will kill bacteria instantly on contact....
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:46:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.


Ta'-Wookeesha

Get it right.



In the Star Wars universe this joke is actually funny in some way.

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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:46:15 PM EST
Can someone put" Wookeesha" in the Urban Dictionary?
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:53:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.


I promise to give you full credit for this every time I use it! That is genius!
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:53:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Clackamas:
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You know what is most disturbing about that picture? The one on the left is my Senator, Patrick Leahy. No shit!
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Posted: 8/21/2009 12:55:55 PM EST

I'm lovin' it. Keep em coming





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Posted: 8/21/2009 2:45:10 PM EST


Now google Endor-wear.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 4:15:18 PM EST
i keep telling yall she not a wookie shes first hoe
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Posted: 8/21/2009 4:27:01 PM EST
Actually it's spelled C-U-N-T... It's ebonics
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Posted: 8/21/2009 4:58:35 PM EST


Too funny! She finally grew all her hair out.

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
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Posted: 8/21/2009 4:59:16 PM EST
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Too funny! She finally grew all her hair out.



I'd like to see one of our photoshop wizards but that belt on an otherwise unaltered picture of the first cunt.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 5:58:14 PM EST
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she is a wookiee, and i might add Chewbacca is a much better looking Wookie than her
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WTH is that?
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Posted: 8/21/2009 6:14:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By MNnaloxone:
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In her case, it is spelled Wookeesha.






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She is a WUNT.
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Posted: 8/21/2009 6:18:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By jdessell:
Originally Posted By ACEB36TC:
I heard wookie nookie smells like Obongo smegma (aka toe funk).


Like sucking mayonaisse through a brillo pad.

That is just nasty.

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Posted: 8/21/2009 6:37:23 PM EST
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It's spelled "Wookiee", not "Wookie". Get it right, people.


I tried to tell them the same thing brother! It didnt go well!
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Posted: 8/21/2009 6:37:58 PM EST
What needs to stop is the media saying how hot her arms look.
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