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Posted: 7/18/2009 5:13:29 PM EST
went to a bar tonite with a friend ,bar special was mojito,s thought i try one. buddy say "ya know thats a gay drink" i said "how can a drink be gay?" no hes says ,it,s ,drank mainly by gays they love it. i was scared to try one, for fear someone might think i was a cornhole puncher.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:14:39 PM EST
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will.
why yes......I do have sex in the champagne room

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:15:02 PM EST
A friend of mine drank mojito, and two days later.......gay.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:15:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
A friend of mine drank mojito, and two days later.......gay.


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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:16:31 PM EST
no such thing as a gay drink.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:17:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/18/2009 5:18:05 PM EST by enigma2y0u]
Personally I don't think there is a gay drink. And I know your just reffering to the other thread... But.

My favorite is when guys call wine coolers and the like "cheerleader beers". I will never understand that. Hell there are not that many states that have beer content much higher than a wine cooler. It makes me want to vomit.

ETA: I am a big fan of Gin personally.

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:17:35 PM EST
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I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will.


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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:18:07 PM EST
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Gays also drink beer.

OMG BEER IS GAY!!!!!1111 ONOZ!

ETA: You know what's gay? Concerning yourself with what others think about your drink.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:18:47 PM EST
Well, if you have to ask...

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:18:52 PM EST
It's only a gay drink if you stir it with your buddy's cock.

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:19:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dtrain323i:
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will.


For all I know, you might be a lesbian. This neither confirms nor dispells any rumor about your choice of beverage making you a homosexual.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:19:38 PM EST
Only if you're giving another guy a handjob while drinking it.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:20:33 PM EST
There is a "GAY" drink! If a man finds himself with a mouth full of "Semen" he is definatly having a "GAY" drink!!
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:20:34 PM EST
NO...but then again...My town is pretty Cuban

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Leave the umbrella out and it's not as festive.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:21:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By 357fan:
It's only a gay drink if you stir it with your buddy's cock.



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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:22:35 PM EST
I love mojitos, great drink for a hot day, I also like its Brazillian cousin the caipirinha.

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:23:16 PM EST
In all honestly, who gives a fuck?

If your buddy has issues with you drinking a "gay" drink, maybe he has some insecurities he needs to address.

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:24:06 PM EST
unless the bartender mashed the mint leaf with his dick no.

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:24:12 PM EST
I think drinking mojitos is like sex with another guy. As long as you do it with hate it's not gay. Yeah, that sounds right.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:25:47 PM EST
That depends. Do you suck dick?
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:26:17 PM EST
If you have to ask...
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:26:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By saturnstyl:
Originally Posted By Dtrain323i:
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will.


For all I know, you might be a lesbian. This neither confirms nor dispells any rumor about your choice of beverage making you a homosexual.


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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:26:57 PM EST
i'm a beer and whiskey kinda guy, but if you like minty, fruity drinks with a straw, go for it...

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:27:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
That depends. Do you suck dick?


are you hittin on me?
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:28:13 PM EST
Well lets see what are the ingredient's in this drink?

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:28:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
no such thing as a gay drink.

appletini?

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:29:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By gene5:
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
That depends. Do you suck dick?


are you hittin on me?


I don't really go for the subtle approach. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:30:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By realwar:
Well lets see what are the ingredient's in this drink?


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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:30:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By patchouli:

Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
no such thing as a gay drink.

appletini?


The Appletini itself isn't gay, but a dude drinking one is. Splitting hairs, I guess.



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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:31:03 PM EST
Bruce Campbell drinks mojitos. There for they are not gay....

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:31:30 PM EST
Should have ordered a Shirley Temple with your buddy...

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A real man doesn't give a damn what other people think about what he's drinking.
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Only if your wishing your partners face has a mustache around it.
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Its gay if you order at a bar.

If you make them, order them on the beach or on a ship, then its not gay.
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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:35:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
no such thing as a gay drink.


Exactly, that would be like saying there is such thing as a gay gun
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Only if your wishing your partners face has a mustache around it.
A drink making you gay is the same as a gun making you a murderer


Excellent sir!!

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i did not mean to offend any of you weanie washers out there.but is it a poofie drink?
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Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
Originally Posted By gene5:
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
That depends. Do you suck dick?


are you hittin on me?


I don't really go for the subtle approach. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.


now yer jus tryin to butter me up
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Mojitos maybe not...but if you drink from a straw that looks like this...



yeah...that's gay.
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I make them with spearmint from our garden.

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 5:38:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By 357fan:
It's only a gay drink if you stir it with your buddy's cock.



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At bars men drink beer or have shots and the women have the mixed drinks. If you order a mixed drink make sure your not drinking it out of a straw = gay...

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I had a few at cuban/latin restaurants w/ dinner in ethnic parts of the city. They were nice. Nothing special. They were very hetero nights, trust me.

They are trendy, and would not order them at the bar.
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How old are you and your friend? 13? The fact that you asked this question makes you gay, not the mojito.......
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Originally Posted By Thom101:
Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
no such thing as a gay drink.


Exactly, that would be like saying there is such thing as a gay gun


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Mojito's are delicious. My beautiful wife makes them for me. Not gay.

However, the Bacardi commercials are napalm gay.

Use Havana Club rum if you can get it. It's freaking delicious. Makes Bacardi taste like rubbing alcohol in comparison. It is hard to get here though. Made in Communist Cuba. (I guess they kept the old capitalist recipes around for their liquor cause that's the best rum I've ever tasted.)

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Hemingway = Flaming queen? He drank mojitos and daquiris.

Just because it actually tastes good doesn't mean it's a chick drink. My friend ordered whiskey and I said if you get a mojito I'll pay for it. He had to admit it was a lot better.
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James Bond had a mojito in "Die Another Day"


Just saying.


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