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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:13:29 PM
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Dtrain323i
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:14:39 PM
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will.
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Frank_The_Tank
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:15:02 PM
A friend of mine drank mojito, and two days later.......gay.
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Procyon
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:15:35 PM
Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
A friend of mine drank mojito, and two days later.......gay. Sorry about your loss...  |
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brokenyapper
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:16:31 PM
no such thing as a gay drink.
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:17:00 PM
[Last Edit: 7/18/2009 10:18:05 PM by enigma2y0u]
Personally I don't think there is a gay drink. And I know your just reffering to the other thread... But.
My favorite is when guys call wine coolers and the like "cheerleader beers". I will never understand that. Hell there are not that many states that have beer content much higher than a wine cooler. It makes me want to vomit. ETA: I am a big fan of Gin personally. |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:17:35 PM
Originally Posted By Dtrain323i:
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will. A lot of closet gehys marry women.   |
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AR4U
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:18:07 PM
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Gays also drink beer.
OMG BEER IS GAY!!!!!1111 ONOZ! ETA: You know what's gay? Concerning yourself with what others think about your drink. |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:18:47 PM
Well, if you have to ask...
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:18:52 PM
It's only a gay drink if you stir it with your buddy's cock.
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saturnstyl
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:19:19 PM
Originally Posted By Dtrain323i:
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will. For all I know, you might be a lesbian. This neither confirms nor dispells any rumor about your choice of beverage making you a homosexual. |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:19:38 PM
Only if you're giving another guy a handjob while drinking it.
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Fireguy3
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:20:33 PM
There is a "GAY" drink! If a man finds himself with a mouth full of "Semen" he is definatly having a "GAY" drink!!
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:20:34 PM
NO...but then again...My town is pretty Cuban
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ColonelHurtz
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:20:39 PM
Leave the umbrella out and it's not as festive.
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realwar
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:21:57 PM
Originally Posted By 357fan:
It's only a gay drink if you stir it with your buddy's cock.  |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:22:35 PM
I love mojitos, great drink for a hot day, I also like its Brazillian cousin the caipirinha.
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:23:16 PM
In all honestly, who gives a fuck?
If your buddy has issues with you drinking a "gay" drink, maybe he has some insecurities he needs to address. |
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captaincha0s
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:24:06 PM
unless the bartender mashed the mint leaf with his dick no.
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sd_norske
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:24:12 PM
I think drinking mojitos is like sex with another guy. As long as you do it with hate it's not gay. Yeah, that sounds right.
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Evilsmurfkilla
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:25:47 PM
That depends. Do you suck dick?
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Couch-Commando
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:26:17 PM
If you have to ask...
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Dtrain323i
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:26:38 PM
Originally Posted By saturnstyl:
Originally Posted By Dtrain323i:
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will. For all I know, you might be a lesbian. This neither confirms nor dispells any rumor about your choice of beverage making you a homosexual.  |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:26:57 PM
i'm a beer and whiskey kinda guy, but if you like minty, fruity drinks with a straw, go for it...
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gene5
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:27:12 PM
[Last Edit: 7/18/2009 10:27:50 PM by gene5]
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
That depends. Do you suck dick? are you hittin on me?   |
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realwar
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:28:13 PM
Well lets see what are the ingredient's in this drink?
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patchouli
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:28:59 PM
Originally Posted By brokenyapper: no such thing as a gay drink. appletini? |
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Evilsmurfkilla
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:29:35 PM
[Last Edit: 7/18/2009 10:30:50 PM by Evilsmurfkilla]
Originally Posted By gene5:
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
That depends. Do you suck dick? are you hittin on me? I don't really go for the subtle approach. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. |
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gene5
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:30:15 PM
Originally Posted By realwar:
Well lets see what are the ingredient's in this drink? a cuban cabana boy in tight shorts |
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Tomislav
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:30:46 PM
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
no such thing as a gay drink. appletini? The Appletini itself isn't gay, but a dude drinking one is. Splitting hairs, I guess. |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:31:03 PM
Bruce Campbell drinks mojitos. There for they are not gay....
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realwar
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:31:30 PM
Should have ordered a Shirley Temple with your buddy...
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AlvinYork
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:31:33 PM
A real man doesn't give a damn what other people think about what he's drinking.
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Clack
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:33:00 PM
Only if your wishing your partners
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A drink making you gay is the same as a gun making you a murderer |
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ZedsDeadBaby
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:34:00 PM
Its gay if you order at a bar.
If you make them, order them on the beach or on a ship, then its not gay. |
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Thom101
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:35:34 PM
Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
no such thing as a gay drink. Exactly, that would be like saying there is such thing as a gay gun |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:36:18 PM
Originally Posted By Clack:
Only if your wishing your partners face has a mustache around it.
A drink making you gay is the same as a gun making you a murderer Excellent sir!! |
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gene5
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:36:49 PM
i did not mean to offend any of you weanie washers out there.but is it a poofie drink?
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gene5
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:37:50 PM
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
Originally Posted By gene5:
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
That depends. Do you suck dick? are you hittin on me? I don't really go for the subtle approach. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. now yer jus tryin to butter me up  |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:38:24 PM
Mojitos maybe not...but if you drink from a straw that looks like this...
yeah...that's gay. |
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CZ75_9MM
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:38:31 PM
I make them with spearmint from our garden.
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:38:31 PM
Originally Posted By 357fan:
It's only a gay drink if you stir it with your buddy's cock.  |
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realwar
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:39:02 PM
At bars men drink beer or have shots and the women have the mixed drinks. If you order a mixed drink make sure your not drinking it out of a straw = gay...
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DanTSX
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:39:42 PM
I had a few at cuban/latin restaurants w/ dinner in ethnic parts of the city. They were nice. Nothing special. They were very hetero nights, trust me
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They are trendy, and would not order them at the bar.  |
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coastie720
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:42:09 PM
How old are you and your friend? 13? The fact that you asked this question makes you gay, not the mojito.......
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DanTSX
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:42:11 PM
Originally Posted By Thom101:
Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
no such thing as a gay drink. Exactly, that would be like saying there is such thing as a gay gun Oh shit bubba! Don't open that can of worms on GD!
I know a few that I would nominate. |
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joker581
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:45:39 PM
Drink what ever you like. Somewhere, someone is drinking something that makes your drink look weak, no matter what it is.
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:52:36 PM
Mojito's are delicious. My beautiful wife makes them for me. Not gay.
However, the Bacardi commercials are napalm gay. Use Havana Club rum if you can get it. It's freaking delicious. Makes Bacardi taste like rubbing alcohol in comparison. It is hard to get here though. Made in Communist Cuba. (I guess they kept the old capitalist recipes around for their liquor cause that's the best rum I've ever tasted.) |
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raven
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:54:48 PM
[Last Edit: 7/18/2009 10:57:12 PM by raven]
Hemingway = Flaming queen? He drank mojitos and daquiris.
Just because it actually tastes good doesn't mean it's a chick drink. My friend ordered whiskey and I said if you get a mojito I'll pay for it. He had to admit it was a lot better. |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:55:24 PM
James Bond had a mojito in "Die Another Day"
Just saying. |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:56:10 PM
If you have to ask, you already know.
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