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Posted: 6/7/2009 6:27:05 AM EDT
What are your favoite nicknames for your Brother-in-law?
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I like my brothers in law. Good guys. I wonder what they think of me.
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Douchebag.
My wife's older sister's husband treats her like she's a moron. Her ex boyfriend was the same way. The first time I met him I knew I wasn't gonna like him-he has a shit handshake and wouldn't look me in the eye. |
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Captain
He has a boat so it kind of fit, plus he drinks Captain Morgan like its water. |
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i love my B-I-L, he's truly a great guy and very successful, but he's a little pussy whooped by my sister
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My wife's older sister's husband treats her like she's a moron. Her ex boyfriend was the same way.. It's time to start considering that maybe she is. |
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Fat man. The boy was huge. But he died. So now its dead fat man.
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Rob.
That's my sister's boyfriend before she met her husband. They have been married about 12 years but it is still funny. |
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"Greatest American Hero"- He has curly hair with curls.
I start singing "Believe it or not I'm floating on air..." when ever he comes over. |
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I have two and both could fuck up a crowbar with a sandpile. I try not to talk to them at all because they are going to ask me for "a little help" . One BIL asked to borrow my truck to take some fence panels to the dump. He fucked up my bed extender after I told him to take it off and brought it back with 1/4 tank. Let's make it DA for both!!
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Sorry ass mother fucker
Son of a bitch Douche Nozzle ass hole puppet and lastly.........................................................................Target Practice???? I don't care how put out with your spouse you get. A "MAN" does not put his wife and two year old son out of the house. A work-a-holic control freak in need of anger management does and then refuses to let them have their clothes, beds, or any other basic need that is in the house. Needless to say I HATE my brother-in-law. |
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Years ago when I was married, it was Fry Brain.
Look up fry brain in the dictionary and his picture would be beside it. He was a dope smokin fool, 45 years old and living with mom and dad.( that was 15 years ago) |
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I wasn't really expecting to see so many negative responses. I agree with all of them, and add "Liar".
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My B-I-L is a great guy, and I call him Brother, as if he were my own blood.
Has 3x the number of rifles that I do, is into shooting as much as I am, and we log together on the weekends. Couldnt have asked for a better BIL. |
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Dickhead or Asshole, both are equally interchangeable depending on my mood that day.
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My Bil's names are Kevin and Randy I call them "Kev" and "Rand Man"
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Deadbeat, freeloading, alcoholic. This is what I call the one not allowed at my home.
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The bane of my existence and that sum bitch that occupies my spare bedroom and eats up all my sammiches!!! Yeah I can't wait to get rid of him. If I didn't love my mother in law so much I would have already put the boots to him.
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Deadbeat, freeloading, alcoholic. This is what I call the one not allowed at my home. +1 |
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I like all my brothers in law. All are either my wife's brothers or the husband of her sister.
One if awesome, we're pretty much best friends and our families spend a lot of time together. Two others live out of state, but one is a hell of a lot like me and I'm really the only person he likes to hang out with. The last is a good guy, but has some serious problems with his marriage (his wife is psycho, needs meds). I wonder if more of the negative responses are from guys who had someone marry their sister. One thing I made sure to check out when I met my wife was her family. Like it or not, they become your family too after marriage, so better to find a good one. |
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When I met my brother in law 20 years ago, I expected to use my usual tactics of intimidating my sister's boyfriends. After he walked thru the door I quickly changed my mind. I didn't feel like such a tough guy around him as imposing as he was. Luckily he is a very nice guy and good to my sis. I call him by his first name.
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