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Jacques
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Posted: 6/7/2009 10:27:05 AM
What are your favoite nicknames for your Brother-in-law?
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Posted: 6/7/2009 10:47:16 AM
Brother in Law.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:05:34 AM
retard?
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I like my brothers in law. Good guys. I wonder what they think of me.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:10:42 AM
He smells!!
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Waste of skin
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:14:18 AM
26 year old virgin and dude
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:14:51 AM
Dead guy we buried a month ago
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:18:13 AM
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:20:49 AM
BK


his initials since our first names are the same
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:23:17 AM
Douchebag.

My wife's older sister's husband treats her like she's a moron. Her ex boyfriend was the same way.

The first time I met him I knew I wasn't gonna like him-he has a shit handshake and wouldn't look me in the eye.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:24:23 AM
Captain

He has a boat so it kind of fit, plus he drinks Captain Morgan like its water.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:24:31 AM
i love my B-I-L, he's truly a great guy and very successful, but he's a little pussy whooped by my sister
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:30:10 AM
dipshit
The dumbass couldn't pour piss out of a boot
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:33:39 AM
Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
My wife's older sister's husband treats her like she's a moron. Her ex boyfriend was the same way..




It's time to start considering that maybe she is.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:35:49 AM
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Douche bag
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:35:59 AM
Fucko
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:37:19 AM
sawed off, bald little bastard
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:39:25 AM
Fat man. The boy was huge. But he died. So now its dead fat man.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:41:03 AM
ass wipe
I got nothing......
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:42:03 AM
Rob.

That's my sister's boyfriend before she met her husband. They have been married about 12 years but it is still funny.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:42:49 AM
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:44:58 AM
Asshole
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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:45:04 AM
"Greatest American Hero"- He has curly hair with curls.

I start singing "Believe it or not I'm floating on air..." when ever he comes over.

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Posted: 6/7/2009 11:54:17 AM
Invisible, been married for 18 years and never met him.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 12:38:56 PM
I have two and both could fuck up a crowbar with a sandpile. I try not to talk to them at all because they are going to ask me for "a little help" . One BIL asked to borrow my truck to take some fence panels to the dump. He fucked up my bed extender after I told him to take it off and brought it back with 1/4 tank. Let's make it DA for both!!
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Posted: 6/7/2009 12:48:14 PM
Originally Posted By Mr_Harry:
Asshole




This.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 1:09:06 PM
Sorry ass mother fucker

Son of a bitch

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ass hole

puppet

and lastly.........................................................................Target Practice????



I don't care how put out with your spouse you get. A "MAN" does not put his wife and two year old son out of the house. A work-a-holic control freak in need of anger management does and then refuses to let them have their clothes, beds, or any other basic need that is in the house. Needless to say I HATE my brother-in-law.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 1:14:43 PM
Years ago when I was married, it was Fry Brain.

Look up fry brain in the dictionary and his picture would be beside it.

He was a dope smokin fool, 45 years old and living with mom and dad.( that was 15 years ago)
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Posted: 6/7/2009 1:19:22 PM
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Posted: 6/7/2009 1:34:56 PM
I wasn't really expecting to see so many negative responses. I agree with all of them, and add "Liar".
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Posted: 6/7/2009 1:46:45 PM
My B-I-L is a great guy, and I call him Brother, as if he were my own blood.

Has 3x the number of rifles that I do, is into shooting as much as I am, and we log together on the weekends.

Couldnt have asked for a better BIL.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 1:52:42 PM
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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:00:02 PM
Dickhead or Asshole, both are equally interchangeable depending on my mood that day.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:00:37 PM
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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:01:51 PM
My Bil's names are Kevin and Randy I call them "Kev" and "Rand Man"
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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:04:50 PM
Deadbeat, freeloading, alcoholic. This is what I call the one not allowed at my home.



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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:06:01 PM
The bane of my existence and that sum bitch that occupies my spare bedroom and eats up all my sammiches!!! Yeah I can't wait to get rid of him. If I didn't love my mother in law so much I would have already put the boots to him.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:07:08 PM
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Unibrow, DUHHHHavid, Tardo
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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:08:10 PM
Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Deadbeat, freeloading, alcoholic. This is what I call the one not allowed at my home.





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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:08:17 PM
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Posted: 6/7/2009 2:19:42 PM
that 42 year old dude that still lives at home?
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Posted: 6/7/2009 3:11:18 PM
I like all my brothers in law. All are either my wife's brothers or the husband of her sister.

One if awesome, we're pretty much best friends and our families spend a lot of time together. Two others live out of state, but one is a hell of a lot like me and I'm really the only person he likes to hang out with. The last is a good guy, but has some serious problems with his marriage (his wife is psycho, needs meds).


I wonder if more of the negative responses are from guys who had someone marry their sister. One thing I made sure to check out when I met my wife was her family. Like it or not, they become your family too after marriage, so better to find a good one.
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Posted: 6/7/2009 3:15:35 PM
whats your sisters husbands name again?
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Posted: 6/7/2009 3:22:09 PM
When I met my brother in law 20 years ago, I expected to use my usual tactics of intimidating my sister's boyfriends. After he walked thru the door I quickly changed my mind. I didn't feel like such a tough guy around him as imposing as he was. Luckily he is a very nice guy and good to my sis. I call him by his first name.
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