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Posted: 1/17/2002 8:56:35 AM EDT
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BAAAAAAAAAD Cleatus ! Go to your room, trade in your NRA card for the Soccor Moms union card, and send all your evil weapons to me for disposition and disposal [:D]
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Posted: 1/17/2002 8:57:42 AM EDT
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Hope it's not one of those [b]exploding[/b] Chrysler products I saw on the tube the other night. Something about fuel leaks in the engine compartment.
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:00:42 AM EDT
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chevy venture
It really is a nice vehicle (kill me) but it sure aint no truck... |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:03:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: chevy venture It really is a nice vehicle (kill me) but it sure aint no truck... Killin's too good fer ya. We'uns is gonna make ya drive it to tha range & git laffed at. Repeatedly. |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:05:11 AM EDT
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Does it look like this?
[img]www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/shuttle_bus.jpg[/img] If not, you're not too far gone! |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:07:20 AM EDT
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What, you couldn't talk her into a Suburban? Subs are the ultimately family truckster. They are cavernous inside and you can have 4WD along with some degree of offroad ability.
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:29:56 AM EDT
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Cleatus.....
You MUST check out this link. It's absolutely vital that you do. I provide this as a service to you and to other members who have stepped in to the dark world of mini van ownership. [url]http://www.radix.net/~sdave/baneofsociety.htm[/url] |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:43:25 AM EDT
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Cleatus- My condolences
M4 great link this has been my feeling all along. |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:46:08 AM EDT
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Glad my wife was never interested in getting a mini-van - she said if we ever did, it would be my car - ain't gonna happen.
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:48:26 AM EDT
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yeah I remember the day I traded in my conv. mercedes for a volvo station wagon. Next thing you know you become a shuttle service dragging kids here and there.
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Posted: 1/17/2002 9:49:28 AM EDT
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can you say pussy whipped:)
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Posted: 1/17/2002 11:08:24 AM EDT
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you are no longer a card-carrying male. a mini-van. ewwwww!
the suburban thing is absolutely correct. when my s15 truck decided it wanted to go to the junkyard in the sky, we thought long an hard about the next vehicle. didn't want to be swapping vehicles ten times each time a new situation developed. we decided on the suburban because of its complete adaptability to just about any situation. now if i can just save up the money to jack her up! |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 11:21:44 AM EDT
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[V]
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Posted: 1/17/2002 11:25:36 AM EDT
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D'Oh!
Didn't anyone ever explain to you that buying a minivan will get your wife PREGNANT?!? |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 11:40:08 AM EDT
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I never understood mini-vans... why, you can put SO many more kids into the bed of a pickup than you can get in any mini-van! Think of the advantages: you could car-pool you entire neighborhood, or carry the whole soccer team at one time, especially if you get the cattle-gates on the side and back. Plus, there's always room for at least a half-a-dozen more if you lower the tail-gate.
What were you thinkin'?!!? |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 12:03:18 PM EDT
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Not all bad. Some of those things have video games in them. Not to mention the act of breaking it in, if you know what I mean[sex].
When the minivans a rockin[bounce] don't come a knockin' |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 12:06:34 PM EDT
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But what you fail to recognize is that most people with mini-vans are married, and we all know that married people don't have sex. Unless it's with the neighbor, I guess!
[:D] |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 12:24:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Not all bad. Some of those things have video games in them. Not to mention the act of breaking it in, if you know what I mean[sex]. When the minivans a rockin[bounce] don't come a knockin' Crappy....you obviously didn't check out the link from above. Trust me, you need to. [url]http://www.radix.net/~sdave/baneofsociety.htm[/url] |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 12:26:45 PM EDT
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(Done in Beavis and Buttheads voice) "Your Gay uh huh huh" "Yea, your a homo he he he heh he heh"
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Posted: 1/17/2002 2:41:22 PM EDT
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Turn in your testicles at the door. Your manhood has been revoked [:D]
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Posted: 1/17/2002 2:51:41 PM EDT
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heheheh....mini van...married man...hehehe
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Posted: 1/17/2002 2:54:20 PM EDT
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..and overnight, Cleatus was transformed from Mr.Majestic into... Mr.Domestic. [:P]
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Posted: 1/17/2002 3:08:15 PM EDT
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Next on list:
Glue cellphone to ear and start driving terribly on the streets and freeways. Learn to scream and swat kids in the backseat while driving. Get use to checking off title "Soccer Mom" on all applications and forms from now on. Don't forget strap-on sandals and optional baseball cap. |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 3:45:43 PM EDT
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Get a pair dude. No way i'd play.
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Posted: 1/17/2002 4:02:24 PM EDT
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My condolences. Man thats just one step above a station wagon!!
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Posted: 1/17/2002 4:06:15 PM EDT
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I feel your pain.
I traded '92 Corvette for a new '96 Toyota Camry wagon after my son was born. I often recall that sad day. Wait, I must stop before I... [>(] |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 4:21:16 PM EDT
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Captain Of A MiniVan...[IMG]http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/aahmed/biggrin.gif[/IMG]
Housebroken...[IMG]http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/aahmed/biggrin.gif[/IMG] Better you than me brother! |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 5:16:11 PM EDT
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Despair Ye Not, Cleatus —
Most of the muts giving you grief about your purchase did at one point in their OWN lives drive at least one the following cars (and liked it!) : 1. Chevy Vega 2. AMC Pacer 3. Ford Grenada 4. Chrysler Cordoba 5. Cadillac Cimaron 6. Pontiac Parisianne 7. Ford Pinto 8. Dodge Aspen 9. Late 90's Ford Taurus 10. Ford Futura |
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Posted: 1/17/2002 5:21:23 PM EDT
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Don't worry about it. Happens to everybody. These young guy's day is coming. The canoe fits on top of our van just right and I wouldn't trade the kids or my still lusty old lady for any hot rod.
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Posted: 1/17/2002 6:46:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Don't worry about it. Happens to everybody. These young guy's day is coming. The canoe fits on top of our van just right and I wouldn't trade the kids or my still lusty old lady for any hot rod. How about a bad ass 4x4 that the kids fit in, canoe on top and the lusty babe...minus the mini van? I know, it takes a wild imagination, but dare to dream. |
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Posted: 1/18/2002 4:51:59 AM EDT
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hold on a sec.....i am typing this in on my e-mail phone service while i drive........oh, there goes call waiting................ oops just ran someone off the road and did not use blinker... hey! I am falling into this minivan thing just perfect!
PS I ain't the one driving it...i will stick to the car from now on. |
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