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Posted: 1/15/2002 5:41:56 PM EDT
Anyone know any euphemisms? eu·phe·mism Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-"mi-z&m Function: noun Etymology: Greek euphEmismos, from euphEmos auspicious, sounding good, from eu- + phEmE speech, from phanai to speak —more at BAN Date: circa 1681 : the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted - eu·phe·mist /-mist/ noun - eu·phe·mis·tic /"yü-f&-'mis-tik/ adjective - eu·phe·mis·ti·cal·ly /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adver Imbroglio's might be.... Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion [;)] realist out
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 5:43:30 PM EDT
"gun control"
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[Last Edit: 1/15/2002 5:45:40 PM EDT by colinjay]
versus annullment of the 2nd ammendment or "lack of people control, because we are politicans who only like to drink and screw"
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 5:44:46 PM EDT
Al Gore for President!!!!! Why choose the lesser of two evils?
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[Last Edit: 1/15/2002 5:46:16 PM EDT by raf]
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No, choking his chicken is a euphemism for his whacking off. [:D] Or is it the other way around? [>]:)]
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 5:48:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: No, choking his chicken is a euphemism for his whacking off. [:D]
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I prefer "punching the clown".
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lol... Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell
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punishing the purple headed warrior?
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 5:54:26 PM EDT
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
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fishing for trouser trout
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meating rosie palms and her 5 sisters
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Peckerheads!
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 5:57:11 PM EDT
Romancing the bone
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 5:59:17 PM EDT
As sure as the sun rises in the east, this thread was bound to turn into much ado about sex. Speaking of which, I know a girl who likes to get drunk and play [i]Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife[/i].
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 6:02:54 PM EDT
Ripping the head off the bishop.
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Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 6:07:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AcidGambit: Ripping the head off the bishop.
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speaking of Bishop, where's he been lately?
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 6:37:40 PM EDT
MilSpeak - "Target negated" = Blew the snot out of them. LawSpeak - "Dismissed with prejudice" = Never bring this damn foolish case into my courtroom again. PsychoSpeak - "Help me to understand" = You are stupid. Explain your point, if you have one. PoliSpeak - Helping those less fortunate = Tax increase. A big one. On you. And one from real life: NASASpeak - Controller speaking, "Go for throttle up..." "throttle 104 percent, velocity 2900..." "Lost data... Loss of downlink..." "Obviously, a major malfunction..." The Challenger in 1986. Heard it live. I'll remember that as long as I live.
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 6:39:50 PM EDT
"roughing up the suspect"
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 7:13:03 PM EDT
"collateral damage" for dead civilians, accidentally killed in war; "revenue enhancement" for tax increases; "sanitary engineer" for garbageman; "people of color" for anybody who is darker in color AND poorer than me. [@:D] What am I- transparent? White (pink, actually, esp. this time o' year) is a color, too, ya know...[:)] "gun safety" for "gun control", which is also a euphemism for "mass disarmament"[>:/] There are other examples which will come to me later, I'm sure.........[:D] ............................ The only things government can do are regulate and redistribute, prohibit and penalize, confiscate and command. Are these the things that liberty is made of? Somebody else's money and an endless list of Thou Shalt Nots? - --JAMES BOVARD
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 7:27:26 PM EDT
When the feces hits the rotary oscilator! WTSHTF
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 7:28:13 PM EDT
The most commonly used euphemism in our county government is "no money". We say that when people want their road paved or other projects approved. It's a nice way of saying "phuck you" or "get lost".
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 5:38:57 AM EDT
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat Paddling the pink canoe Parting the red sea
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 7:37:13 AM EDT
Bill Clinton was a master of strategic misrepresentation. Beavis used to corral the tadpoles. George Carlin mentions Jerkin' the gherkin.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:16:06 AM EDT
Playing Hide-the-Sausage Bumpin' Fuzzies Layin' Pipe
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Hmmm, that last post of mine was No. 69...
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:26:59 AM EDT
Pumping the carrot. Greasing the wheezer. (I have no idea what the roots of that one are.) Bending your barb. Polishing the bayonet. Milking the lizard.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:48:11 AM EDT
hrm.... 'shawshanked in the shimmy-shack' 'flogging the bishop' 'wielder of the chocolate eye' 'one-eyed butt pirate' 'dropping the bomb on Pearl Harbor' 'calling Ralph on the white porceilan telephone'
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:48:15 AM EDT
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"leaving Mr. Anderson a present in his tool shed" "Boxing old Josh" Seems to me "seatbelt check", "safety checkpoint", etc., etc, are euphemisms for "unconstitutional search" or "fourth amendment violation". [rolleyes] How 'bout "dropping the kids off at the pool". [:D]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:58:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By realist: Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
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[b]ROTFLMAO!!!![/b]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:59:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dolomite: As sure as the sun rises in the east, this thread was bound to turn into much ado about sex. Speaking of which, I know a girl who likes to get drunk and play [i]Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife[/i].
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Does she like to get into the bathtub and play [i]hide the floating bologna[/i]?
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:15:44 AM EDT
"eschew obfuscation"
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:16:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By STISteve: When the feces hits the rotary oscilator! WTSHTF
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that should read "when the fecal matter impacts the rotating blade cooling device"
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:23:12 AM EDT
Diddling the Little Man in the Boat (fem. mast.)[sex] Eating at the Y (cunnilingus)[sex] Corn Tag (anal)[puke] Peanut Hockey (anal, pt 2)[puke]
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Polishing the knob. (From "Devil's Advocate)
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:39:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin: Polishing the knob. (From "Devil's Advocate)
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I had my knob polished long before that movie! then there's "slobbing the knob" ... hehehe
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:43:40 AM EDT
My favorite euphimistic expression was stolen from Dandy Don Meredith. He was talking about a player who fumbled the ball. "He showed an inherent inclination to cause something objectionable" Translation:"He fucked up" He was poking fun at Cosell of course
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 7:14:39 PM EDT
Baptise the Bone Paint the ceiling Pound the Pud Surfing the sweaty ferret Digesting the president
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