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Posted: 1/14/2002 11:27:36 AM EDT
My fiancee's boss went outside last night around midnight to ask his shitbag neighbors to turn down their blaring rap music they were playing out of a car next to their house. They called a bunch of friends over and started yelling "Watcha gonna do whitey", etc. until he walked away (he is in his 60s, and not of intimidating stature). When he got back inside, they threw rocks and busted two windows. He looked out the window and everyone was gone. Any suggestions? BTW, her boss is REALLY cool, and lives in our neighborhood (not the best one in town).
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:30:20 AM EDT
My recommendation? Move. I live in the country and drive 40 minutes each way to work, just so I don't have to put up with stuff like that. I've never regretted making the decision.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:30:40 AM EDT
I think he should take a 9mm and empty the whole mag at them, in a rapid fire, suppressive cone of tracer ammo. And no, if I were on the jury, I wouldn't convict him, either.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:35:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:38:01 AM EDT
Old age and treachery will eventually overcome youth and enthusiasm. Get cheapy CO2 fire extinguishers and blow them under the offending douchebag's door. Dump sardines into their air conditioning and defroster vents the next time their car is parked with the windows down. Fill their keyholes and car door locks with super glue. Jam toothpics and straightened lengths of paper clips in there first. Cut their tire stems off with a pair of dikes. Call the cable company, electric company, gas company, water utility, etc and ask to have the power shut off since you're moving out. Give their address. This could require a little investigation to get pertinent information. Smear liquid soldering flux on their doorknobs. Ingestion of just a little bit of this stuff causes explosive diarrhea. Mmmm...that first ham and cheese sandwich after work sure sounds good, now doesn't it? Send in every business reply card "for more information" with their name and address. Especially the ones in porn magazines.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:41:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/14/2002 11:43:51 AM EDT by Ulysse_Nardin_1846]
Some FKN jerk's around the corner were playing their instruments or whatever the hell it is around 3:30am last week. I live in a strictly residential area. It doesn't really bother me cuz I can barely hear it, but if I were closer in proximity I would call the police and tell them to tell Mozart to shut the FCK/hell up!!!! The idiots live about 200 feet away from me and I haven't seen the jerks who live there yet. ( No disrespect to the real Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart )
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:42:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Send in every business reply card "for more information" with their name and address. Especially the ones in porn magazines.
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I've done that to somebody as a joke. It eventually got so bad the mailman was pissed at the ammount of junk mail they were getting. Av.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:45:24 AM EDT
Call the cops and file a report. Become a member of the gun tote'n right wing conspiracy movement. Get a video camera and tape the next go-a-round with the "neighbors". Get a lawyer.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:54:52 AM EDT
"When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic" [50] Just kidding of course
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:58:23 AM EDT
be careful about brandishing weapons... you might get broken into.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:05:07 PM EDT
I hate to say it but moving is probaly going to be the best option. Poeple nowadays are Jerks and there are more and more them everyday. These hoodlums are like Locusts they destroy one neighborhood and move onto the next. Most of these punk kids should of gotten thier ass's beat by thier parents when they were younger. Yeah the not smacking your kids stuff has worked very well. I listen to the way kids talk and act around adults and its sad, and its only going to get worse.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:28:16 PM EDT
Sounds like a cut-and-dry racially motivated hate crime to me... better call Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. They're crusaders against hate crimes, aren't they? Oh wait, no, I forgot... they're idiotic hypocrites who don't give a rats ass about what motivates anybody to do anything (Blacks included) unless making a stink about it helps fund new GPS systems and CD players in their BMWs and Mercedes-Benzes. I'd still file a complaint with the local PD and press the issue about the anti-White racism. He should insist that it is investigated as a hate crime, you better believe they'd do it to him!
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:39:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/14/2002 12:41:22 PM EDT by jtw2]
I agree with getting a camera for the future, but in the mean time I'd haul their asses into small claims court at least to recoup my losses. When they retaliate you can use your video tape evidence to demand prosecution as well as a full blown civil suit in which I'd screw the little bastards to the wall. Once you've filed suit only an idiot would do anything else to your property and since they qualify they'll just end up making payments to you for the rest of their life as well as take everything they own, force them into bankruptcy and generally make the rest of their life a living hell. But I don't feel strongly about it or anything... [edited cause I can't spell...]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:40:08 PM EDT
A $1 gallon of gas can fix that problem.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:40:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DPeacher: Call the cops and file a report. Become a member of the gun tote'n right wing conspiracy movement. Get a video camera and tape the next go-a-round with the "neighbors". Get a lawyer.
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what he said
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:42:32 PM EDT
I work part time in a convenience store to help defray the costs of college. Last night @ 8:30 a raggedy hairbag came in and asked me, no other customers in store, what would I do if someone pulled a knife and demanded all of the money in the register. i smiled and said " I would step back 3 feet from the counter and put a pair of 40 S&W holes in their head". The ragbag then stammered that he had to leave. He did not come back, so I guess that is how I would have handled the loud car stereo.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 1:07:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 1:49:13 PM EDT
Since you know who there are, get as many people as you can to call the police, and anomymously report they are dealing crack.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 2:04:02 PM EDT
All it would take is one rock to "hit" him and he could retailiate. Also, self defense relates to the protection of ones property. Though being sixty, I'm sure he isn't up to strapping on the vest and kevlar helmet and reliving his WWII days. Just call the police but expect further problems with them. Keving67
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 2:04:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jarheadgunner: I work part time in a convenience store to help defray the costs of college. Last night @ 8:30 a raggedy hairbag came in and asked me, no other customers in store, what would I do if someone pulled a knife and demanded all of the money in the register. i smiled and said " I would step back 3 feet from the counter and put a pair of 40 S&W holes in their head". The ragbag then stammered that he had to leave. He did not come back, so I guess that is how I would have handled the loud car stereo.
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I'd keep you eyes open from here on out. Hope you really have that .40 on you at work, because they might be back with more than a knife if they think you have a gun. I would have just told him that knives scare me, then if they tried anything pull out the .40 No use showing your hand... just my .02, if I worked in a convenienve store, there would be a 12ga. behind the counter
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 2:07:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Old age and treachery will eventually overcome youth and enthusiasm. Get cheapy CO2 fire extinguishers and blow them under the offending douchebag's door. Dump sardines into their air conditioning and defroster vents the next time their car is parked with the windows down. Fill their keyholes and car door locks with super glue. Jam toothpics and straightened lengths of paper clips in there first. Cut their tire stems off with a pair of dikes. Call the cable company, electric company, gas company, water utility, etc and ask to have the power shut off since you're moving out. Give their address. This could require a little investigation to get pertinent information. Smear liquid soldering flux on their doorknobs. Ingestion of just a little bit of this stuff causes explosive diarrhea. Mmmm...that first ham and cheese sandwich after work sure sounds good, now doesn't it? Send in every business reply card "for more information" with their name and address. Especially the ones in porn magazines.
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Dont get me wrong Jarhead, actually take this as a compliment - but a dirty trixster - your obviously not.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 2:15:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 2:16:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Old age and treachery will eventually overcome youth and enthusiasm. Get cheapy CO2 fire extinguishers and blow them under the offending douchebag's door. Dump sardines into their air conditioning and defroster vents the next time their car is parked with the windows down. Fill their keyholes and car door locks with super glue. Jam toothpics and straightened lengths of paper clips in there first. Cut their tire stems off with a pair of dikes. Call the cable company, electric company, gas company, water utility, etc and ask to have the power shut off since you're moving out. Give their address. This could require a little investigation to get pertinent information. Smear liquid soldering flux on their doorknobs. Ingestion of just a little bit of this stuff causes explosive diarrhea. Mmmm...that first ham and cheese sandwich after work sure sounds good, now doesn't it? Send in every business reply card "for more information" with their name and address. Especially the ones in porn magazines.
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Thin soft copper wire works good in door locks. Pound it in the lock with a small screwdriver. My high school chemistry instructor enjoyed that one.[:D] Acid on the car finish......... Skunk Cover Scent for hunting, used in the car will render it unusable. Lean a trash can full of sewage against the front door. Ring door bell and RUN. Small black pan head screws thrown in the driveway will cause tire failure. FOR INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY!![;)]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 2:37:02 PM EDT
At 1:00am discretely toss a few small sandwich bags filled with ground up cold tablets (ephedrine-containing) onto their front porch or driveway along with a few empty 9mm casings. Call police and tell them you hear a fight with someone yelling "shoot 'em! shoot 'em" coming from next door and that you suspect it's a crack-house. Put the popcorn in the microwave, pull up a chair and wait for the show to start! [:D]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 2:42:34 PM EDT
Punks. Everybody hates them. Even Punks hate Punks. Blow it off.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 3:40:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/14/2002 3:41:54 PM EDT by madmedic]
Where I live, the cable television Nazis have been running a TV commercial that says "[b]Cable television theft is a CRIME...If you know of anyone who is stealing cable service, you can ANNONOMOUSLY report them online at our cable theft website.....Afterall, YOU pay for cable service...why shouldnt THEY?[/b] I cant help considering potential the for subterfuge brought to light by that commercial [:D]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 3:45:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Old age and treachery will eventually overcome youth and enthusiasm. Get cheapy CO2 fire extinguishers and blow them under the offending douchebag's door. Dump sardines into their air conditioning and defroster vents the next time their car is parked with the windows down. Fill their keyholes and car door locks with super glue. Jam toothpics and straightened lengths of paper clips in there first. Cut their tire stems off with a pair of dikes. Call the cable company, electric company, gas company, water utility, etc and ask to have the power shut off since you're moving out. Give their address. This could require a little investigation to get pertinent information. Smear liquid soldering flux on their doorknobs. Ingestion of just a little bit of this stuff causes explosive diarrhea. Mmmm...that first ham and cheese sandwich after work sure sounds good, now doesn't it? Send in every business reply card "for more information" with their name and address. Especially the ones in porn magazines.
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Spoken like a true disciple of George Hayduke[;)]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 4:21:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By iNuhBaDNayburhood: THE KING of REVENGE Schemes Award Goes To JARHEAD_22! I personally vote his methods to be VERY effective! Hey Jarhead_22, remember this past July or so, when I was having difficulties dealing with my ExGF's roommate's oppressive/assholish Arabic boyfriend? Well, your advice for using "Scent Masking" droplets was great! That extremely strong Fox-Piss odor droplets (about 6 used), dropped into the air ventilation intake (by the windshield wipers) trick worked GREAT! His car smelled like piss for about 4 months! Take that Mr. RichDoctor'sSon... How does your brand new VW Golf GLX w/leather interior smell now?!? He still has no idea who did it, and sometimes smells like piss when the he uses the heater in his car. It's disgustingly funny how revenge is so sweet. Err, Um, I mean pungent in this case... [:D] Good,except do it lke this..... put it in a syringe, place the needle between the rubber seal and the door windows, squirt the smelly stuff down in the doors of the cars. In the ventilation ducts is good, but when you put it somewhere you can't get to it keeps on giving.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 5:31:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha: I've been toying with the idea of creating a device to blow out the electrical system of cars like that...kinda like the prototype device that cops have on the front of their cars to stop high-speed chases...
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i find your ideas exciting, i would like to subscribe to your news letter. me and some people i know have toyed with the idea of building devices to jam cordless and cellular phones. the idea always goes "we could jam a cordless phone" "hey, we could jam a cell phone", "HEY!! we could jam emergency channels" then we decide the whole thing is a bad bad idea.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:12:58 PM EDT
Remind me never to fuck with Jarhead_22! [BD] PS Jar: is the flux the RMA (rosin) type, plumbing acid type, or the new organic clear stuff? For informational purposes, of course!! [:D]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:34:09 PM EDT
Tell him to get on local groups that will help like the KKK there always willing to help a whity. Ok I'm just joking I'd call the PD. File a report with them if that does not work just keep bugging the PD until they do do something or get hard evidence of them vandalizing his house and give it to the local news and PD they will have to something then. Or there is always getting a big dog and the next time he goes out to talk to them bring the dog with. I would not tell him to take out a gun or tell them he has one because they will brake in his house and take it.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:14:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By keving67: Though being sixty, I'm sure he isn't up to strapping on the vest and kevlar helmet and reliving his WWII days Keving67
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Dude, that war ended over 56 years ago - he must have been one hard core toddler! [:D]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:26:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RamblinWreck: Remind me never to fuck with Jarhead_22! [BD] PS Jar: is the flux the RMA (rosin) type, plumbing acid type, or the new organic clear stuff? For informational purposes, of course!! [:D]
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That would be the rosin type flux. Rock on.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:30:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SIX: Dont get me wrong Jarhead, actually take this as a compliment - but a dirty trixster - your obviously not.
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I've gotten the job done when it counted, and I gave some suggestions. You gave me shit. Your total contribution to this thread < 0
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:31:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/14/2002 7:32:08 PM EDT by Boomholzer]
Originally Posted By brouhaha: I've been toying with the idea of creating a device to blow out the electrical system of cars like that...kinda like the prototype device that cops have on the front of their cars to stop high-speed chases...
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How, how, how? A LAW rocket? [:)] Saw down the telephone pole next to the car so that the high tension wires fall on the car? A free air conducted EMF pulse? Directed Tesla coil discharge (you mad scientist). On what lines are you thinking? Jamming digital or analog phone communications and disabling a car electrical system are two different things. The cordless phone interruption/jamming/interception is cake work. Disabling a car’s electrical system using purely electrical means at a distance without mechanical projectiles (no rail gun) would be difficult. Got any ideas?
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:42:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:52:30 PM EDT
Let 'em be and anticipate their self-destruction. Your friend's lost his neighborhood. Remember that movie when Jeremiah Johnson left all he knew to live off the land and kill deer with his 50 cal. Hawkin? Which movie was better? That or "Boyz in the Hood?" Mess up their cars, electrify their door handles, replace your windows, get your house spray-painted...or worse...broken into and your guns stolen. Just leave 'em be. They'll get each other's sisters pregnant, kill each other's cousins, and keep their numbers in check. If we could just get their girls to get long term (or permanent) contraception, we could prevent the passage of their genes, and they would simply disappear. Jeremiah ran off to some untouched wilderness that we ran out of a long time ago.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:07:46 PM EDT
Dropping a certain amount of silicon carbide grit (as in valve grinding compound) into a gas tank or better yet, the oil fill hole, (or the carburetor/injector intake) is a great deal of fun, and the damage is cumulative. You will NEVER get it all out without a total teardown of the engine and flush all affected systems. Styrene in the engine will cause the oil to first lose all its lubricating properties and then the oil turns into a lump of tar in the block. Here's a rotten bastard of a trick: Get a throwaway gun, one that can't be traced to you. Get some factory ammo (hopefully you reload), pull some bullets, dump the powder charge, refill them stuffed FULL of Bullseye, make sure they look factory, (no prints, please!) put them in the magazine, and either have the barrel heated up with a torch and cooled SLOWLY, making the chamber soft and weak (refinish as necessary) or spot weld a few lumps in the barrel to hold the bullet back, then drop the gun into the slimeball's car. (NO PRINTS!!) He'll probably suspect nothing and want to shoot the damned thing within a few days, and when he does....oops. (This one is informational only. Use of it might result in a murder rap. ) Here's a REAL mean one: If there's any way to find out, learn if he has a safe deposit box in the bank, and if so, which one. See if the one directly over it is available for rent. If so, rent it under somebody else's name and then install the largest possible fresh fish that will fit into the box. It will decompose and the acids generated should eat a hole in the bottom of your safe deposit box and get into the one below it as well, utterly wrecking most of the contents. It will take a court order before the bank can legally drill the lock and clean your box out. Plant drugs in the car and call the police. Don't forget to throw in some kiddie porn as well. That may result in a more severe penalty than the drugs. Tell the police you've witnessed him exposing himself near a school. For a certain amount of money, you can probably get some young woman of a type that is likely attractive to said slimeball to get close to him and then accuse him of rape. A hooker will work fine. Call a wrecker and have his car towed off to a junkyard, saying it's yours. (But use his name.) Loosen the oil drain plug. Loosen all the lug nuts on one wheel. Finger tight! Acid or paint stripper in the windshield wiper reservoir. Dead animal wedged into a body panel like a front fender. Potato or tennis ball (or other suitably sized object) rammed hard into the exhaust system with a broomstick and hammer. Tell the police you've seen the guy keying cars in a parking lot a while back. Match this to reported incidents of actual keyings in that parking lot if you can. Ram a couple of highway safety type flares into the exhaust system with a broomstick. Loosen the brake cylinder purge valve on one wheel. Spike the gas tank with denatured alcohol, lacquer thinner, or acetone. Or even water. If using water, use BRINE. Water with all the salt in it that will dissolve. CJ
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:28:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cmjohnson: Dropping a certain amount of silicon carbide grit (as in valve grinding compound) into a gas tank or better yet, the oil fill hole, (or the carburetor/injector intake) is a great deal of fun, and the damage is cumulative. You will NEVER get it all out without a total teardown of the engine and flush all affected systems. Styrene in the engine will cause the oil to first lose all its lubricating properties and then the oil turns into a lump of tar in the block. Here's a rotten bastard of a trick: Get a throwaway gun, one that can't be traced to you. Get some factory ammo (hopefully you reload), pull some bullets, dump the powder charge, refill them stuffed FULL of Bullseye, make sure they look factory, (no prints, please!) put them in the magazine, and either have the barrel heated up with a torch and cooled SLOWLY, making the chamber soft and weak (refinish as necessary) or spot weld a few lumps in the barrel to hold the bullet back, then drop the gun into the slimeball's car. (NO PRINTS!!) He'll probably suspect nothing and want to shoot the damned thing within a few days, and when he does....oops. (This one is informational only. Use of it might result in a murder rap. ) Here's a REAL mean one: If there's any way to find out, learn if he has a safe deposit box in the bank, and if so, which one. See if the one directly over it is available for rent. If so, rent it under somebody else's name and then install the largest possible fresh fish that will fit into the box. It will decompose and the acids generated should eat a hole in the bottom of your safe deposit box and get into the one below it as well, utterly wrecking most of the contents. It will take a court order before the bank can legally drill the lock and clean your box out. Plant drugs in the car and call the police. Don't forget to throw in some kiddie porn as well. That may result in a more severe penalty than the drugs. Tell the police you've witnessed him exposing himself near a school. For a certain amount of money, you can probably get some young woman of a type that is likely attractive to said slimeball to get close to him and then accuse him of rape. A hooker will work fine. Call a wrecker and have his car towed off to a junkyard, saying it's yours. (But use his name.) Loosen the oil drain plug. Loosen all the lug nuts on one wheel. Finger tight! Acid or paint stripper in the windshield wiper reservoir. Dead animal wedged into a body panel like a front fender. Potato or tennis ball (or other suitably sized object) rammed hard into the exhaust system with a broomstick and hammer. Tell the police you've seen the guy keying cars in a parking lot a while back. Match this to reported incidents of actual keyings in that parking lot if you can. Ram a couple of highway safety type flares into the exhaust system with a broomstick. Loosen the brake cylinder purge valve on one wheel. Spike the gas tank with denatured alcohol, lacquer thinner, or acetone. Or even water. If using water, use BRINE. Water with all the salt in it that will dissolve. CJ
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It's a fine line between humor and sociopathism. (Actually, it's a pretty thick line, it just looks real fine from your vantage point.)
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:39:52 PM EDT
I think it would be fair to just say that I know a few dirty tricks and can improvise new ones on the spot, but I have never used any of them because nobody has ever pissed me off enough to warrant any such revenge actions. Thinking up new ones is always a fun challenge, like improvising new practical jokes. CJ
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:57:19 PM EDT
Wait a week, and sic the beaurocrats on them with an anonymous phone call. "Hello, is this the anonymous, "gross polluter" hotline?... Here is the license plate of a guy who really needs to be tested (at his own expense) for smog." ------- "Ready on the right, ready on the left..."
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 9:09:26 PM EDT
Get under his car and wrap cannon fuse cord around the exhaust manifold.... run cord into a few pounds of black powder under the driver's seat or the gas tank... Ow! that'll leave a mark ... Y'all know I'm just joshin' right? ROTFLMAO.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 9:23:58 PM EDT
When love is in short supply, hate will keep you warm at night. Just curl up around that flaming white hot habanero of rage deep in your belly and feel the radiating heat.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 9:28:15 PM EDT
Small rocks or beads glued into tyre valve caps to generate slow leak... Unscrewing the valve core about 1 turn has a similar effect. Pour some sugar or sand on the ground near the fuel filler - leave the bag under a wheel. Don't put any IN the tank, just where it can be seen. No vandalism chanrges, but paranoid a$$holes... Mothballs in the fuel is fun (paradichlorobenzene type, NOT cedar.) Odd chemical reaction that effectively DOUBLES the octane equivalence of fuel when hot - won't burn. Runs fine when cold. One chance in 500 the mechanic they deal with will know what it is... Punk mechanics know dick when they see this one. Best part - no damage (again), but requires a COMPLETE tearout and flush of the fuel system and ANY part in contact with raw fuel! RWD Vehicle? Remove bolts/straps from rearmost ujoint cap. Having broken bolts to replace with can be fun... Superglue on the gas cap is pretty nifty as well. Epoxy is better. Epoxy fillets (THICK ONES) in front of and behind all the tyres at gound level is pretty amusing sometimes... Remove the wheel weights. Fn on the freeway (anyone else remember corduruoy roads?) Use small wedge to open weatherstrip seal at door windows. Add BBs. Wait for vibrations. JASCO If you can find it, Hydrofluoric acid works WONDERS on glass... When Summer comes, go to grocery stores and see if they got any Tarantula egg sacs in with the bananas or coconuts. Fun when they call the exterminator and tell them they have hundreds of fuzzy spiders... Stun Gun. Anything with solid-state electonics. Add and wait... the 250kV+ versions do nifty things to electronic engine control systems.... Slide under, pull the starter battery cable, and leave it NOT QUITE TOUCHING the frame rail. Leave hardware on ground. Wait for the fireworks when the close a door... Remove all but one starter bolt, loose the last one. Leave hardware on ground. Wait... Score fanbelt with razor blade. DO NOT CUT THROUGH. Shaving the edge works almost as well... BBs in tyres (thru valve stem w/core removed) is also irritating in the extreme... Loosen hubcaps or hub spinners - DO NOT REMOVE. Wait... LocTite Sleeve Retainer is fun in door licks, with good timing (key goes in but DON'T come out! Ever. Ever. Ever see an insulation blower? How about 1/2# of FFFFg in the tailpipe, blown into the muffler or thereabouts... Most of these have been field tested and work rather well. HAYDUKE LIVES! FFZ
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 9:36:49 PM EDT
Compassion and understanding always works best.
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Link Posted: 1/14/2002 9:55:47 PM EDT
Green Loctite can be amusing, it is of the penetrating type. Just like WD-40 can be used to penetrate and loosen nuts and bolts this will do the same except will lock it extremely tight. (a friend of mine used some on his bike, later when he tried to remove them they would'nt budge, the heads snaped off before the threads broke loose) This would be rather unpleasnt to encounter while changing a tire on a rainy night, trying to replace a wiper blade,etc,etc. The best part is that they may not encounter some of the "stuck" nuts until years later.[}:D] Loctite also makes some stuff to secure sleeves to cylinder walls, I iminage this would be extra hard to break loose.
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Link Posted: 1/15/2002 12:02:28 AM EDT
Geez. Nobody's mentioned dialing 1-800-ATF-GUNS yet? "Hello, is this the Byooro of Alkyhol, Terbacky, an' GUNS? My neighbor wuz bragging about an unregistered auto-sear for one o' them M-16 rifles he has."
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 12:50:15 AM EDT
heres some quick, simple and yet painful. the other ideas require know-how, time, and might not be something a 60yo can do. get some OC spray, with the highest content of pepper available (like LEO grade) and spray it on the door handles of the car while walking by. even if they see it on the door handles and wipe it off, there would be enough to get on the skin and into the eyes when rubbed. a gift that keeps on giving, could also spray it into the car interior. i hear a 12ga round in the muffler can be interesting.
Link Posted: 1/15/2002 6:40:53 AM EDT
I've heard of people using musk or other animal scents from a trapping supply place. There is a magazine called Fur, and Feather that is for trappers, probably could order through them or go online. From what I understand they would pour or squirt the scent (the nastier the scent the better, musk rat urine, skunk, etc) into the outside vent of the offending vehicle. When the fan/heater is turned on it will blow it through the car. Another way is to apparently use a syringe and inject it directly into the car through the window weather striping. I've heard of people even supergluing the windows shut so the vehicle can't easily be aired out. I don't really know, but I would think that it would be advisible to wait a week or two so that the idiots won't put two and two together. I would also think it better to do this away from the house if possible.
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