[b]Gun Nut Goes Ballistic at Post Office[/b]
DOCMAC86TOWN (AP) A gun nut (loosely described as anyone who owns a gun) was arrested yesterday at the downtown post office after getting into a dispute over the delivery of subversive publications with an innocent postal employee.
The employee, due to the increased suceptibility of postal employees to gun violence, is undergoing counseling. He remains unidentified due to fears of retalation from the far right gun loving extremists.
The gun nut, identified as Docmac, is in jail and held on a $1,000,000 bond. Meanwhile, a search of his home revealed dangerous clandestine publications including "Shotgun News" and "Gun Lists."
"These publications are arms bazaars for terrorists," commented Sarah Brady of the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence, a grass-roots citizens' coaltion. "They must be stopped, for the children's sake."
"He seemed like such a nice guy," said one of Docmac's neighbors. "I guess you never know."