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Posted: 1/10/2002 5:57:27 PM EDT
With all the posts about Sh*T Hits The Fan, I was thinking it might be nice to know exactly what scenario we are all preparing for? Nuclear Attack? Local Riot? Complete breakdown of law and order within the US? Some asshole country actually invades the US?
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 5:59:57 PM EDT
It's the Packers losing to the gay-Niner's IN Lambeau on Sunday. (I'm ready, BTW)
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:00:54 PM EDT
My answer is: D, all of the above... That's my final answer...
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:01:28 PM EDT
When we are invaded by the Russians.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:01:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ECS: With all the posts about Sh*T Hits The Fan, I was thinking it might be nice to know exactly what scenario we are all preparing for? Nuclear Attack? Local Riot? Complete breakdown of law and order within the US? Some asshole country actually invades the US?
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All of the above, plus an amphibious landing by Martians.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:04:20 PM EDT
Anything that creates a drastic interruption or alteration in your normal life routine.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:04:30 PM EDT
So I guess SHTF is like Porn, you can't really define it, but you know it when you see it.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:06:31 PM EDT
When my wife starts an argument first thing in the morning. (I grab my bug out bag and scramble).
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:07:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ECS: So I guess SHTF is like Porn, you can't really define it, but you know it when you see it.
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...and both generate a lot of cash flow for somebody.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:08:12 PM EDT
To me, a SHTF situation is when your obsession with assault rifles is finally justified. When it becomes a necessary tool for survival during a civil crisis/breakdown.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 6:13:27 PM EDT
SHTF...when Canada gets over-cocky and tries to invade the U.S. It will all be over in about 20 minutes. ...snicker...snicker. Oh, Canada, [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 7:22:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 7:27:34 PM EDT
What is SHTF? Kind of like camping. Only louder.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 7:35:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ECS: With all the posts about Sh*T Hits The Fan, I was thinking it might be nice to know exactly what scenario we are all preparing for? Nuclear Attack? Local Riot? Complete breakdown of law and order within the US? Some asshole country actually invades the US?
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Guess IT IS up for the individual. My SHTF scenario on a personal basis is, losing my job, my dwelling and being homeless. Or going to jail. Now if you are talking about SHTF as in social breakdown. Something similar to Hurricane Andrew, the L.A. Riots, or the Northridge and S.F. quakes.
Originally Posted By Dolomite: It's the Packers losing to the gay-Niner's IN Lambeau on Sunday. (I'm ready, BTW)
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[:D] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/lordtrader%2FLT9ersfan%2Egif[/img]
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 7:41:55 PM EDT
To me SHTF is some situation where law and order totally breaks down and my guns are necessary to protect me and my family.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 7:47:20 PM EDT
I always thought that SHTF was when I was finished wipeing my backside and I took the soiled toilet paper and I threw it into the celing fan,and it stuck to one of the fan blades. Then it spun off and stuck to the wall!!!! You mean I have been getting it wrong all of these years??????[shock].Anyway on a more serious note to me really SHTF is any situaiton that i will need to defend myself,family members,or somebody on the street..or flying toiltet paper.
Link Posted: 1/10/2002 10:43:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ECS: So I guess SHTF is like Porn, you can't really define it, but you know it when you see it.
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Dude, I bet not many people caught that. Justice Burger, right? [(:|)]
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 5:30:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 5:40:26 AM EDT
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When we are invaded by the Russians. -------------------------------- We have been invaded, let's see Russian oil, I just bought a Bikail shotgun, a friend of mine just married a Russian wife..... wait we are making them consumers, Hey they are becoming like us..... Yes we bomb them with CocaCola, McD's, Victoria's secret, send them cable.....ha that's the ticket!
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 5:48:15 AM EDT
SHTF: Any situation where neither the police stations or grocery stores are open for business for longer than 24-48hrs. Any situation where the sheeple start to panic.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 6:26:21 AM EDT
It's an "end of the world as we know it" fantasy that many people enjoy preparing for and secretly hope will happen, but will wish to hell it never happened if it ever comes to pass.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 6:29:38 AM EDT
The definitive sign of the SHTF is the presence of spikey-haired mutant looters sodomizing people to death and eating them. If that isn't happening, then the S has [b]NOT[/b] HTF, you are experienceing only a minor, temporary disturbance.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 6:34:51 AM EDT
I just remembered its what happened the day a stray cat got trapped in my house and my Lakeland Terrier went on the attack. [shock]
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 6:35:26 AM EDT
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Nuclear Attack? Local Riot? Complete breakdown of law and order within the US? Some asshole country actually invades the US?
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It's the Packers losing to the gay-Niner's IN Lambeau on Sunday.
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When my wife starts an argument first thing in the morning.
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All of the above, plus an amphibious landing by Martians.
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All of the above, and ...... When Hillary become President.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 7:38:10 AM EDT
it's when the fecal matter impacts the rotating blade cooling device
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 8:04:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NAKED-GUNMAN: SHTF...when Canada gets over-cocky and tries to invade the U.S. It will all be over in about 20 minutes. ...snicker...snicker. Oh, Canada, [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
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Oh my GOD!!! All of the Baldwins are dead???
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