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Posted: 1/5/2002 2:25:16 PM EDT
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Why do drunk people feed the need to fuck with everything they own right before they go to sleep? [;)]
1. Ease up on the liquor (or not). 2. Lock up the guns. |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 2:30:23 PM EDT
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Geesh
You do have a problem with electrical things. |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 2:33:46 PM EDT
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Good thing you didn't decide to screw with the blender.
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Posted: 1/5/2002 2:45:42 PM EDT
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Man, you have a difficult time with mechanic/electrical objects. First the Zippo, now the iron, whats next? Checking a leaky gas stove with your Zippo?
Dude, do us a favor. Lock up the liquor cabinet and your firearms. Start collecting the "For Dummies" books and read all of them. |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 2:48:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: Man, you have a difficult time with mechanic/electrical objects. First the Zippo, now the iron, whats next? Checking a leaky gas stove with your Zippo? Dude, do us a favor. Lock up the liquor cabinet and your firearms. Start collecting the "For Dummies" books and read all of them. Pardon my ignorance!!! |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 3:44:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Funny thing is, the pain from the burn/trama of it happening seemed to multiply the effects of the alcohol I had dranken. |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 4:24:53 PM EDT
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How did you figure out how to open the bottles?
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Posted: 1/5/2002 4:45:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Man, you have a difficult time with mechanic/electrical objects. First the Zippo, now the iron, whats next? Checking a leaky gas stove with your Zippo? Dude, do us a favor. Lock up the liquor cabinet and your firearms. Start collecting the "For Dummies" books and read all of them. Pardon my ignorance!!! No, wait!!! Do check your leaky stove with the zippo. I would love to hear the story, with all the details!! hehehehehe [smoke] |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 4:56:33 PM EDT
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I would agree. I know people who had an iron start of small fire because it melted, even with the switch on the off position.
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Posted: 1/5/2002 5:50:49 PM EDT
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I think we should call for alcohol registration to prevent this from happening to someone else.
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Posted: 1/5/2002 6:18:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: I think we should call for alcohol registration to prevent this from happening to someone else. AND background checks for all iron purchasers. If it saves one life, it will be worth it! [rolleyes] |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 6:20:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Good thing you didn't decide to screw with the blender. Or worse, screw the blender. OUCH! [:D] |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 7:33:27 PM EDT
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Dude, all the appliances in your house are possessed! You need to call an exorcist! Email me, and I will be right over. I will put my plane fare on your tab. [;D]
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Posted: 1/5/2002 7:46:14 PM EDT
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I hope you don't smoke, ComputerGuy.
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Posted: 1/5/2002 7:55:06 PM EDT
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The only good thing irons are good for is making grilled government handout cheese sammiches. I just don't understand why people bother ironing clothes since they just get wrinkled again anyway.
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Posted: 1/5/2002 8:04:04 PM EDT
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It's my fault.
The thread was clearly titled. Why would I read and then respond to a thread about an un-plugged iron ? If I'm this bored I may as well go back to work on my "Rev. Al Sharpton for President" posters. [smoke] |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 8:16:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: The only good thing irons are good for is making grilled government handout cheese sammiches. I just don't understand why people bother ironing clothes since they just get wrinkled again anyway. Actually, the clothes do stay unwrinkled, unless they get wet, or you purposly, and forcefully bunch them up. Maybe if you ironed your clothes, your apperence would get better, and in turn, you would get more "womenz". If I was a chick, I wouldn't want a man in wrinkly clothes. |
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Posted: 1/5/2002 8:57:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: If I was a chick, I wouldn't want a man in wrinkly clothes. If you were a chick you would know how to use an iron[;)] sgtar15 |
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Posted: 1/7/2002 3:39:24 PM EDT
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Start collecting the "For Dummies" books and read all of them. Hey yeah, I got "Bartending for Dummies" for Christmas, you should look into that one. [:D] |
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Posted: 1/7/2002 3:42:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: The only good thing irons are good for is making grilled government handout cheese sammiches. I just don't understand why people bother ironing clothes since they just get wrinkled again anyway. Imbroglio, man! Have you ever TRIED the government cheese. On a dare, I got a "cheese card" in college back in 1987. Picked up 3 "bricks" of that cheese one week. You couldn't melt it with a torch, the stuff is polymerized and nuclear-hardened. |
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Posted: 1/7/2002 3:45:27 PM EDT
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This HAS to be a joke. Come on Computerguy, you can't call yourself that and every thread you post is about being an idiot around anything plugged in, on batteries, or mechanical. Is your dad Chevy Chase? [;D]
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Posted: 1/7/2002 11:47:11 PM EDT
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Wolfpack, I have little doubt that PuterGuy speaks the truth. Computer engineers are among the dumbest people alive. There was a meeting of 100 engineers in the breakroom at work, basically SRO. You know how you can smell coffee in the coffeepot once it starts burning on? FIVE coffeepots burned on during that meeting and nobody turned them off, or even noticed.
It took one of the engineers nearly three years to notice a very large, brightly lit sign on the wall of the main lobby. Another engineer had never noticed an emergency exit door in the main lobby in over a year. Another engineer just noticed the fire alarm panel a few weeks ago. Many of those engineers have trouble with the logsheet they sign in on after business hours. There must be something about "Time In" and "Time Out" that confuses those people greatly. ComputerGuy is just showing all of you people the truth [;)] |
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Posted: 1/8/2002 7:48:16 PM EDT
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I just missed seeing this thread on Page 1.
It's well, so................. [smoke] |
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Posted: 1/8/2002 7:53:34 PM EDT
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I'm always surprised about the personal screw-ups that unknown people admit to on this board. Absolutely amazing.
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Posted: 1/8/2002 8:00:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Good thing you didn't decide to screw with the blender. Or the table saw... |
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Posted: 1/8/2002 8:08:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Good thing you didn't decide to screw with the blender. Or the table saw... OR the Swedish penis pump! |
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Posted: 1/8/2002 8:16:28 PM EDT
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I'll be waiting for you to receive your darwin award.
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Posted: 1/8/2002 8:17:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'll be waiting for you to receive your darwin award. .... But first there must be the nomination. [smoke] |
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Posted: 1/8/2002 8:45:30 PM EDT
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...so I cast my eyes across the web looking for the Coalition for Iron Control. Google returned a recent news article showing an example of what has been achieved with 'iron control' in this nice little country called Afghanistan:
[URL]http://www.smh.com.au/news/0111/19/world/world2.html[/URL] I'm sure they had the right idea controlling those dangerous and horribly mutilating irons. After all, no one NEEDS an iron. Unless it has a militia purpose as per the Marshall decision. Like, er, pressing freshly laundered uniforms or something. Though my friends in Iron Control Inc tell me that that sort of thing would probably be a collective right and wouldn't apply to individuals anyway. [:)>] (goatee icon chosen as there were no sheeple icons) Seriously, a former roommate managed to burn an iron-shaped hole in my carpet. It seems that the lack of 'smart' features on the part of either my roommate or the iron or possibly both allowed the iron to rest face down on the carpet until an acrid burning odor was noticed from the next room... |
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