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Posted: 1/1/2002 10:03:38 AM EDT
Yes, I said penis you Jesus freaks, I got one too. Ok whats your favorite junk e-mail? I am really disappointed that in the cyber world, all they seem to sell is pecker strechers, girls and farm animals videos, good credit reports and for the ladies, breast strechers. What happened to useful products?
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 10:31:20 AM EDT
Yep I got one of those,"Attract more men with bigger breasts" the other day. Thats all i need, You guys staring at my bigger breast at the next gunshow. [puke]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 11:10:27 AM EDT
I keep getting one that says: "Increase your ejaculation 531%!" I don't know what that means...
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 11:27:59 AM EDT
We used to receive them by mail, but now I get emails from Nigeria offering me part of a multi-million-dollar cost overrun on a government contract. All I have to do is send them a copy of our company letterhead, bank routing information and my signature. [rolleyes] I keep many of these and use them as a gauge of the economy - the more the value of the scam, the better the economy is doing!
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:50:00 PM EDT
DzlBenz, Check out Soldier of Fortune magazine. They had an article on the Nigerian scams.Seems they`ve even killed a few of the people they`ve ripped off. I think the secret service has a webpage dedicated to it.
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:54:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:59:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By StormSurge: I keep getting one that says: "Increase your ejaculation 531%!" I don't know what that means...
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If that is actually possible, then your name is fitting, at least.
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:40:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2002 5:40:50 PM EDT by lionhntr]
Didn't anyone ever teach you guys how to disable cookies when going to the porn sites? [:D]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:48:57 PM EDT
It`s P E N I S........What`s an assault weapon?................[stick]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 6:58:59 PM EDT
Post from lonegunman -
Yes, I said penis you Jesus freaks, I got one too.
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You 'got' a penis, or you 'have' a penis? Be precise, it makes all the difference in the world.[:D] Eric The(WellItWouldToMost,IThink)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 9:49:48 PM EDT
Hey never mind the got/have penis crap. How exactly do you disable cookies at porn sites,,,,,how do you make the random porn e-mail ease up without making yourself a 16y/o on aol? any tips are useful,,,thanks in advance. 531% increase,, my question would be , is that in quantity? quality? or Velocity? lol and who exactly measured it? Did you shoot it thru a chrongraph?
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 8:47:17 AM EDT
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531% increase,, my question would be , is that in quantity? quality? or Velocity? lol and who exactly measured it? Did you shoot it thru a chrongraph?
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[/b] After rigorous testing conduced by Janet Reno, DIane Feinstein and Hillary CLiton, it has been determined that these results can be obtained by raw horror brought on by visual stimulus...
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 9:16:28 AM EDT
I am really disappointed that in the cyber world, all they seem to sell is pecker strechers, girls and farm animals videos, good credit reports and for the ladies, breast strechers. What happened to useful products?
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I'm confused....which of these isn't useful....?
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 9:33:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Orionfly: [b]
531% increase,, my question would be , is that in quantity? quality? or Velocity? lol and who exactly measured it? Did you shoot it thru a chrongraph?
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[/b] After rigorous testing conduced by Janet Reno, DIane Feinstein and Hillary CLiton, it has been determined that these results can be obtained by raw horror brought on by visual stimulus...
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The percentage delta is determined by a woman named "Monica". Its OK you know because oral sex isn't really sex, they just call it oral sex .... never mind...
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 9:45:49 AM EDT
Lonegunman, to disable cookies, click Tools>Internet Options>Security>Custom Level> then in the menu, scroll down to disable cookies and check that box. Then click OK and it will ask you if you want to change your security settings, click yes and you're done. Myself, I'm fed up with credit card and finance companies spamming me. GOOD GRIEF!
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 9:47:40 AM EDT
Back to original post questions...... My favorite: Cleo wanting to tel my fortune on the Internet!
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 10:29:28 AM EDT
A friend of a friend (you know what I mean) said that for the hell of it, he sent for kit to make his penis larger. He received a magnifying glass in the mail.
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 3:20:56 PM EDT
I deal with the spam that comes through my ISP so I see alot. My favorite spam subject was "4 out of 5 masturbaters prefer our site".
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 3:26:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha: Forward them all to Lordtrader...he seems to be in need of such experiments.
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LOL [:D] you order penis pills once and you get a bad rap
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 3:58:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 1:39:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: LOL [:D] you order penis pills once and you get a bad rap
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yah yah, but enquiring minds want to know, did they work[?]
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