Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Nosy Type
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.

Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type
Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time, pees on foot.

Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pees in pants.

Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while peeing.

Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.

Conceited Type
Holds 2-inch tool like a baseball bat while peeing.

Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while peeing and looks at the guy next to him.

Sloppy Type
Pees on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while peeing.

Efficient Type
Waits until has to poop and does both at the same time.

Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pees in trousers.

Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pees through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.

You ever hose down the sides real good before trying to sink that cigarette butt floating in the bottom?

Timid <------hates public restrooms, would rather drive 100 miles to go home and take a leak in peace [bounce]

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Marksman type:  Always chooses the pissoir that has the "Hanoi Jane: American Traitor Bitch" or "Osama, Urine Trouble" stickers, and makes sure to hit them both square between the eyes.

I know, you're supposed to aim for the bitch's crotch, but I'm not interested.

GB:  Please excuse the use of the term "bitch."  As with the Kennel Club, there are appropriate uses for the word.  And I can't think of a better one.

Ever had a pee river race? When I was a teenager we stopped behind the mall to take a leak and there were six of us lined up side by side peeing downhill. First one to the bottom wins.

A cop drove up and told us to finish our business and put our peckers away. Then he poured all our beer out. [:(]

He won.

Big_Bear:LMAO! How about Marine Corps type: Rips out the enemy's eyes and pees down the right socket. Similar to skull f**king but not quite the same animal.

I got to thinking, howcome you wash your hands [i]after[/i] you take a piss? What I mean is, I don't pee on my hands and my pecker was clean when I zipped it up in there this morning. You touch all kinds of dirty stuff like doorknobs and money so howcome you don't wash your hands [i]before[/i] you take a pee?