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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 12/19/2001 8:30:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:46:20 PM EDT
[url]www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html[/url] just fixing the url [:)]
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:47:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2001 8:51:18 PM EDT by toaster]
Easy linked[url]http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html[/url] Edit: Cyrax beat me to it!! Edited yet again!! Hahaha!! Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Christina's Christmas party. It was Marlene who spiked the punch with too much Whiskey. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Apple. I thought it was funny when I put John's Bra on my head and danced the Waltz on the couch while singing `radar love'. I didn't mean to break Christina's dildo and don't know why Christina would sue me for firearms posssesion. I don't remember calling Robert's wife a incoherent goat---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and red lipstick! And when I threw up on Nina's husband's hand, it was only because I ate too much of that kibble. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my ford crown vic through my neighbor's master bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a raging orange tabby and have me arrested for murder! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all submissive and domineering. And I'm really not to blame for any of this passive stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and motivated yours, Larry (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 069 bucks!
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:49:18 PM EDT
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