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2/23/2017 5:55:53 PM
Posted: 12/13/2001 1:22:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2001 1:15:25 PM EST by Libertoon]
SEASONS GREETINGS Money's tight times are hard here's your fucking christmas card T'was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse Mom's at the whorehouse and dad's smoking grass i just settled down for a nice piece of ass When outside my windows i heard such a clatter sprung from my piece to see what was the matter Then out on the lawn i saw a big dick i knew in a moment it must be saint nick He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell i knew in a moment the fucker had fell He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT!! ___________________________________ thought it was funny.
Link Posted: 12/13/2001 3:43:42 PM EST
stolen and forwarded, tnx
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