So yesterday I drove from my home in Casper, Wyoming down to Loveland Colorado. Its about a 250 mile drive South down I-25. I was driving a 2003 GMC Yukon XL. I passed Chugwater Wyoming at about 11:00, checked the fuel gauge and decided that half a tank should get me into Cheyenne, 45 miles away.

23 miles later the needle of the fuel gauge finally unstuck and dropped to E in about a second and a half. Then the car sputtered and died. I was out of fuel with no sign of civilization for 23 miles to the North and 22 miles to the South. I raised my hood, hoping that some kind soul would stop and perhaps offer a ride.



I had been in and out of cellular service for the last two hours. In that time my phone was trying desperately to find a signal, which drains the battery at a horrendous rate of speed. I had one bar left on the battery so I went looking for my car charger. I didn't bring it. I don't know anyone in Cheyenne, so I dialed 411. The operator answered and I asked her for a tow truck in Cheyenne, Wyoming. She said to me, "Can I connect you with Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance?" I said, "Why yes you can, I didn't know Verizon offered Roadside Assistance."

So she connects me. I spent the next 15 minutes punching in my credit card number, my phone number, the last four digits of my SSN etc. etc. etc. Then I finally get a live person on the phone to help me. Goes like this:

Her: Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance, how can I help you?
Me: Hi, I'm out of fuel on I-25 23 miles North of Cheyenne, Wyoming next to mile marker 30. Can you send some fuel out?
Her: I can help you with that, are you in a safe place?
Me: I'm on the shoulder of I-25, I'm pretty safe.
Her: Ok, where exactly are you?
Me: .... Interstate 25 southbound, mile marker 30, 23 miles north of Cheyenne Wyoming.
(No shit, this was her next question.)
Her: Are you at home?
Me: What? No, I'm next to I-25 in the middle of nowhere.
Her: Could you meet someone at your home?
Me: Are you serious? Lady, I'm broken down in the middle of the prarie here!
Her: I understand sir, is there a mile marker or an exit near you?
Me: Yeah, like I said, I'm at mile marker 30.
Her: Ok, is there a town nearby?
Me: Yeah, Cheyenne is 23 miles away.
Her: Ok, what is the zip code there?
Me: How the hell would I know the zip code of Cheyenne Wyoming?
Her: Sir, I can't do anything without a zip code.
Me: Can't you look it up somehow?
Her: Please hold.

Fifteen minutes go by, my phone is beeping its battery death rattle in my ear.

Her: Sir? Are you still there?
Me: Yes I am, but my phone is about to die, is someone on the way?
Her: I can't find a zip code for Cheyenne. Oh, wait, let me try this one....

I'm on hold again. Three minutes pass.

Her: Sir, what sort of service do you need?
Me: I don't care, send a tow truck, or a locksmith or a taxi or anyone that will bring me fuel!
Her: ok....

My phone dies.

So I figure she's got someone on the way and I wait. Its 12:30pm at this point in time. I took some pictures to pass the time.







I also picked up some of the bottles and cans from the roadside, carried them a few hundred yards off the road into an empty field and had a little target practice.

Four hours pass. No help has arrived. Finally, someone stops, this is the first time since I've been there. He let me use his phone, I called my voicemail. I had a message from the Roadside Assistance bitch that went like this;

"Sir, I was unable to find any services in Cheyenne. Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance, have a good day."

She left me to twist. A 12 hour walk in any direction, she knew full well that I couldn't call anyone else, she just left me out there.

I then called 411 again and asked for a tow truck. The operator said, "Can I connect you to Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance?" I told her to go have sex with herself in a tirade of swearing that can only be described as Yosemite Sam uncensored. It probably wasn't fair, I don't think she was really a Jewish shemale.

One hour later Doug's Towing from Cheyenne was there, he collected $150 and I was back on the road.


Here are the morals of this story:

1. Never EVER travel without extra fuel.

2. If someone ever says to you, "Can I connect you to Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance?" They are making a direct threat on your life.

In. Brilliant rant.

Originally Posted By xdoctor: 1. Never EVER travel without extra fuel.

Or you could just keep an eye on your fuel gauge.

That sounds fucking awful, sorry dude.

6/10

Needs more drawing down and blading

Originally Posted By wgjhsafT: AAA FTW if you can get it.

+1

Originally Posted By ftwm: Originally Posted By xdoctor: 1. Never EVER travel without extra fuel. Or you could just keep an eye on your fuel gauge.

That too. I always reset the trip odometer whenever I fill up.

Kharn

Originally Posted By ftwm: Originally Posted By xdoctor: 1. Never EVER travel without extra fuel. Or you could just keep an eye on your fuel gauge.

RIF. His fuel gauge was FUBAR.

Needs an update with the OP's call to Verizon Roadside Assistance management.

10/10 I love a good Verizon rant. A good friend used to have Verizon and listening to him on the phone with customer service was comedy gold. I see their roadside assistance isnt any better.

That's why it's a good idea to never go under 1/2 tank.

I avoid doing it, especially while traveling.

Originally Posted By kitwulfen: Originally Posted By ftwm: Originally Posted By xdoctor: 1. Never EVER travel without extra fuel. Or you could just keep an eye on your fuel gauge. RIF. His fuel gauge was FUBAR.

I know this. But most people don't have faulty fuel gauges, so it's not necessary to travel with a full gas can in your car/truck. If I knew my fuel gauge was on the fritz, then yeah I would travel with extra gas.

Originally Posted By SplintNicket: Needs an update with the OP's call to Verizon Roadside Assistance management.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Originally Posted By wgjhsafT: Sucks dude. Nice pics. AAA FTW if you can get it.

AAA has been a godsend for me a few times.

Do you reset your Trip-meter after every fill up?

Irregardless...things can go wrong. Glad you made it back to civilization in one piece.

My fuel gauge drops to E every time I go below 3/4 of a tank. Some chump siphoned the gas out of it on the previous owner, bending up the fuel level sensor as well as the dip tube. Thank god the warning light still functions at 1/4 tank!

tag for subsequent ass chewing.

Thanks for the photos, they made my day. I love the prairie, and proof there is life beyond an office cube.


Glad you're okay, too. If you were a pilot, you would never trust a fuel gage.

Originally Posted By xdoctor: Here are the morals of this story: 1. Never EVER travel without extra fuel. 2. If someone ever says to you, "Can I connect you to Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance?" They are making a direct threat on your life.

Wasn't there just a thread about "do you fill up at half a tank" a few days ago?

I don't know if GM offers this, but I always reset my manual trip odometer in addition to my onboard computer for both odometer and average fuel economy as a backup of sorts to the fuel gauge.

BTW, I wouldn't drive out to the middle of BFE like that with anything less than a full tank.

John

Originally Posted By AeroE: Thanks for the photos, they made my day. I love the prairie, and proof there is life beyond an office cube. Glad you're okay, too. If you were a pilot, you would never trust a fuel gage.

Fuel gauge = my watch.

10/10 Awesome rant! I feel for you out there! Spent the night in one of mine one time because I refused to believe that the gas guage was not right. It SAYS it has fuel!

I wouldn't mind being stuck in a place like that for 4 hours.

Could have been a lot worse.

10/10

Venturing that far out in a GM vehicle is just asking for trouble.

i would be on the phone of the CEO of Verison soonest, for General pourposes alone. and demand some satisfaction..that is unacceptable in any circumstance.

I just got off the phone with Heather, supervisor with Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance. She says she's real sorry.

I explained to her that leaving someone in the middle of nowhere, with a 12 hour walk to the next town and a phone with no battery when they've promised help is nothing short of attempted murder. I requested a tape of the conversation I had with the lady yesterday to present to my lawyers.

I'm not really going to involve a lawyer. I'd just be happy if someone took this lady aside, showed her their pimp hand and fired her for being a dumbass.

Then Heather explained to me that this is not the way it is supposed to happen and shouldn't deter me from using Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance in the future. This was my response:

Are you serious? I called you once when I needed help and she left me in the middle of nowhere with no help coming. Maybe that's not the way its supposed to be, but that's the way it was. How could I possibly trust you guys ever again? Maybe it was an isolated mistake but what happens when there's another isolated mistake next time. I mean, I got lucky this time, but it could have easily gone the other way. Out there in the prairie someone could have stopped just long enough to rob me, beat me to death and toss me in the ditch!"

Heather again said she was really sorry and she'll pull the recording from yesterday and look into it.