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Posted: 12/8/2001 8:46:07 AM EST
A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside. "Have the police come yet?" the man asked. "No," the woman moaned. "Has the ambulance been here yet?" "No," the injured woman repeated. "How about the insurance company?" "No." "Listen," the Jewish man said, bending down. "Do you mind if I lay down next to you?" Note, any democrat can be inserted for your maximum reading pleasure [;)]
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Two old Jewish ladies had just returned from a resort in the Catskills and were telling their friends about it. "Oy! Such bad food!" said one. "Yes, and such small portions, too!" said the other. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/8/2001 4:42:17 PM EST
Moe and Abe are in their 60's and in Miami, Moe says, My warehouse burned down and I took the insurance and retired here. Abe says, I had a flood and took the insurance money and retired here. Moe says, Abe, how do you start a flood? I heard that at Shul
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 7:20:18 AM EST
From my former boss who is Jewish: What is a Jewish dilemma ??? Bacon at a penny a pound. Jay Arizona
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 7:25:28 AM EST
JEWISH Lightening - a $250,000 insurance policy rubbing against a $100,000 building. Husband to his Princess "What did you make for dinner?" And the Princess replied "Reservations."
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 7:41:46 AM EST
A catholic priest and a Rabbi are driving down the road and pass a little boy. The priest says " hey, see that little boy? Let's pull over and F**k him" The Rabbi said " out of what?"
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Little Benjamin asks his father, "Father, can I have twenty dollars?" His father replies, "Ten dollars? What do want five dollars for?"
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 8:59:40 AM EST
Did you hear about the new Jewish tire? It's called the Firestein. Stops on a dime. Then rolls back to pick it up.
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 9:50:42 PM EST
I hear that wire was invented when 2 jews found the same penny. [uzi]
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 10:22:22 PM EST
A raabi, a priest and a redneck walked into a bar. Tha bartender said "what is this a f^%king joke?"
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 6:59:08 AM EST
The little Shlomo sit on the table and his father Motele says to him: "Jump from the table. I'll catch you before you touch the ground." The little Shlomo is scared to jump from such a height, but after the insistence of the father he decides to go. He jumps, the father doesn't move, and the son hit heavily the ground. "Dad!!! Why didn't you take me? I was trusting you!!!" says the little child. And the father: "First lesson, my son: don't trust anyone..."
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