Try this on for size. I got my paycheck today. I went to the bank, made a deposit, and requested a balance. Somehow, my account seems to be nearly $200 deficient of what I remember that it should be… So I pull my checkbook out of the glove compartment of my car, and start peeking up at the binding. It appears that three checks and the carbons behind them have been ripped out. I went into the bank, and the nice guy – I bet he was sorry he had to ruin my day – ran a report of all the checks that have been cashed. One of them was for $175, and I have no recollection of ever having written a check for that amount. The only other person that has ever had an opportunity to get into my car has been my ex-boyfriend. Before I accuse him of check fraud and theft, the bank is going to get a hard copy of the check. By Tuesday, it should be in. I’ll be able to prove that the handwriting isn’t mine and then take my information to the police. The ex-boyfriend being not such a nice guy, I’m going to have to watch my back. He’ll do what he always does – insist that he didn’t do anything wrong and accuse me of being a bitch. How disappointing it will be for him that I don’t think that at all. His own actions have gotten him into this mess and I’ll be damned if he’ll hold me accountable for it.
Just a little mini-rant… I would love to use a few expressive phrases to describe the ex, but I don’t want to violate any conduct codes and make the moderators work any harder than they have to. [;)]