I cant F**KING STAND HIM ANY MORE !!!!!!!!!
First off this Montanna meatball has the nerve to call himself the "DUKE"
What crap. How dare he use John Waynes nickname, in a publication. What an ass.
Thats like me signing a song in the Elks lodge and touting myself as "ol blue eyes"
Whats next ? The "King" of gun writer rock 'n roll ?
In any event this Months Handgunner has him waddle his buffalo hide ass up and down Iwo Jima. The first sentance of this waste of paper article is as follows .
(Many people have said to me, "How was Iwo Jima?" To most i just reply, WET!")
well i guess this buffalo hide chewing land whale is to jaded from a rough life of jerking off on his Sharps rifles to not be impressed or even gratefull to walk on such hallowed ground.
I am suprised the returning veterans didnt push his ass right down Suribachi or use him to plug up a cave. He mentions he is fifty+, lame, out of shape, and has difficulty walking and hour and a half.
Well stop using SPG bullet lube on your toast and instead of eating enough food to fend of starvation for a indian tribe in dead winter; Get up and walk around that state you live in.
You know .....Montanna ......I would think a hearty climate and rugged landscape would lead to vigorus activiy but i guess not.
In any event on Page 52 you will see him wearing his finest dufus hat and a leather jacket so strained from a size "C" cup chest that the pockets are rolling inwards.
Page 53 is the picture that has put me over the top. After years of watching this cock monkey tell me the same stories and recycling the same articles endlessly, he goes and placed the final straw on my back.
The Helmut is tighter than a condom on a watermelon. He looks like a retarted jerry's kid brother of SHULTZ from hogans hero's
And to top it off I have the same pattern shirt. Of which i shall never wear again.
The "Duke" is a "Puke"
By all means bash and lash me. I will never change my feelings towards this GunTard.