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Posted: 12/5/2001 8:47:22 PM EDT
(I combined both of these to save on bandwidth)

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Link Posted: 12/5/2001 8:47:38 PM EDT
[#1]

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Link Posted: 12/5/2001 8:51:03 PM EDT
[#2]
uh oh...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 8:51:33 PM EDT
[#3]
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"This is the only way I'm going to get a hot lunch around here"






[/quote]
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 8:52:49 PM EDT
[#4]
And the other one...

"AT&T can kiss my ass!"
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 8:58:55 PM EDT
[#5]
#1  Damn Boy!  Wipe that sh!t eatin grin off your face.

#2  In Local news...The Plumbers Union switched to telephone repairman today...

Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:02:02 PM EDT
[#6]
"Just like everything else, apparently this tastes like chicken!"
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:06:16 PM EDT
[#7]

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Taliban Field Artillery (notice unique firing mechanism illustrated here)






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for the other..

"And Johnny finally won the Oklahoma "Penis Measuring" contest, at just over 34 feet."

Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:06:16 PM EDT
[#8]
For #1 again...

"If I suck hard enough maybe I can pull a steak out of here?"
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:23:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:

"This is the only way I'm going to get a hot lunch around here"



Damn you !    I laughed so hard that I now have the hiccups(sp) !
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:29:23 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:42:24 PM EDT
[#11]
 #1- Hello, hello,
     No sir, it would appear that Osama is not
     hiding in here either.



#2- Topeka police today reported on their
    successfully thwarting members of a radical
    fringe web site AR15.com, who sought to
    protest the banning of SteyrAug from their
    ranks.

 

  Chuck
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:46:22 PM EDT
[#12]
#1...well, if she won't drink....you try spitting it in from the front and I will suck it into her from the back

#1 Birth....isn't life grand! (but stop and think of who the father is?)

#1 What NOT to do on a first date!

medcop
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:46:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
(I combined both of these to save on bandwidth)

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Your face..........Your ass, whats the difference??? because I have a box of cigars.
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:52:13 PM EDT
[#14]
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The Village People kick off World Tour 2001: In remembrance of David Hodo
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:54:07 PM EDT
[#15]
1. On Capitol Hill today, James Jeffords had a private meeting with the Senate majority leader.

2. The Secretary of the Department of the Interior today announced open season on the North American Flying Ass Monkey.
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 10:21:32 PM EDT
[#16]
1. Cover of the "linemen for jesus" christmas card.

2. Push, pull, or drag your old ride in for top dollar trade in on a new..........
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 10:49:57 PM EDT
[#17]
#1 Christian Children Fund poster child.....for only 99 cents a day......

#1 McDonalds opening a new chain of mobile fast food joints specializing in "Garden Burgers"
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 11:43:55 PM EDT
[#18]
#1--

"Beef, it's what's for dinner"


#1--

Tziki, the young Somali boy, took to hiding his food from the Warlord's men in the only place they would never think to look.

#2--

Telephone Line Repairmans Local #249, the "pink climbers" shows their support for the San Francisco Gay Day parade.

Link Posted: 12/6/2001 12:00:06 AM EDT
[#19]
You know you are thirsty when you would drink a cow's piss. Man that's digusting.

Oh and the picture of the electricians (cracked) me up.

No Slack!
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 12:15:12 AM EDT
[#20]
#1 So, if I blow hard enough, she no longer will be crosseyed ?

#2 United Colors of Benetton - Winter 2001 add

C-2-6
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 12:30:13 AM EDT
[#21]
#1 Starving Sudanese man steps up to dispensing unit for UN handout.

#1 I tripped! I swear! I just tripped!

#1 Bad German Porno(But pretty mild for German standards!)
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 12:34:14 AM EDT
[#22]
#1 Got Manure?

#1 Never ever ever play truth or dare with the Sudanese!

#1 Imbroglio, cut it out! You'll never get a girl that way!
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 12:39:14 AM EDT
[#23]
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sucking ass!
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 12:41:37 AM EDT
[#24]
#1 Wait until Mustafa sees the inflatable cow I bought.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 1:28:53 AM EDT
[#25]
#2 - You guys have got to try pissing on these lines.......it tingles.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 1:55:17 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 8:19:28 AM EDT
[#27]
#2. On a darker note, sad news from a local power company today as it seems 7 linemen were all electrocuted and later died from a 25ft. fall.  Witnesses say it was a very bizarre event as each man's trousers dropped as they were being shocked.  Authorities have not released the names of the men.

#1. Kwinipazi, a young Somali boy, has found an ingenious method for keeping warm throughout the frigid desert nights.  Kwinipazi told reporters that he loves to play hide and go seek with his friends because he always picks the best spots.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 8:21:16 AM EDT
[#28]
[b][size=6]Guarantee[/b][/size=6]
[img]web-comm.com/ar15/caption2.jpg[/img]
[b]But wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?[/b]





Link Posted: 12/6/2001 9:03:32 AM EDT
[#29]
BTT, cause more people need to post some captions, this is funny stuff.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 9:11:45 AM EDT
[#30]

[img]web-comm.com/ar15/caption2.jpg[/img]

"She's going to dehydrate if we don't get some
water in her.  Keep her head in the bucket -
I'll try to siphon some through......."






Link Posted: 12/6/2001 3:25:32 PM EDT
[#31]
Hello ma! Heeeeelllllllloooooooo! Man this connection sounds like shit!

                or

"New Ethiopian Cyber Cam Unveiled"

                or

"Ok, Osama said, Now everyone say "CHEESE"

[peep]

Link Posted: 12/6/2001 3:53:41 PM EDT
[#32]
#1 Ban handguns
#2 Ban assault weapons
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 6:31:07 PM EDT
[#33]
#1 Everyones always talking about Bullsh*t, I wonder if this cow has any?
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 7:10:27 PM EDT
[#34]
#1 " I know Bin Laden's in here somewhere!"
#2 Taliban telegraph system after the bombing effort.
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