Koons, obviously, was making fun of his planerench-style critics with the Michael Jackson sculpture. What makes it all the more amusing is when the people who are the butt of the joke don't get it.
The Sistine Chapel ceiling as been cited here repeatedly as an example of "real" art. How about one of you art critics who have poo-pooed (deliberate choice of words) modern and post-modern art explain, to the best of your ability, why you think the Sistine Chapel is "real" art and the Pollock canvas Major Murphy posted isn't. Major Murphy has done his best to explain art to you 9an excellent job, too), and I've tried to a much lesser extent but the replies have run mainly to "Nossir, I don't like it." Remember, "I can't explain ______, but I know it when I see it" was a cop-out for pornography and will be considered one for art, as well.