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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 11/30/2001 8:25:25 AM EDT
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 men over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them.
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 11:27:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 11:29:18 AM EDT
Funny MEOW!!
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 12:36:26 PM EDT
funny!!! whats up fluffy![):)]
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 12:47:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/30/2001 12:39:49 PM EDT by BURN]
Theres a Marine and two civilians that wreck on an Island..after a short while they are captured by canabals..the canabals tell them that the will be killed, eaten and their skin made into canoes. but you get to choose how you die it is our custom. 1st civi..poison please. he is poisened and his body is carried away. 2nd civi..just cut off my head. his head is chopped off and his body carried away Marine..just give me a FORK! apon receiving the fork the Marine starts stabbing his body as fast as he can all over Canibal..what are you doing???? Marine..let me see you make a canoe out of this MOTHERFUCKER!
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 12:49:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BURN: Theres a Marine and two civilians that wreck on an Island..after a short while they are captured by canabals..the canabals tell them that the will be killed, eaten and their skin made into canoes. but you get to choose how you die it is our custom. 1st civi..poison please. he is poisened and his body is carried away. 2nd civi..just cut off my head. his head is chopped off and his body carried away Marine..just give me a FORK! apon receiving the fork the Marine starts stabbing his body as fast as he can all over Canibal..what are you doing???? Marine..let me see you make a canoe out of this MOTHERFUCKER!
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OOH-RAH!! LMAO No_Expert
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