Hello all, I'm the sysadmin of a medium size NT/Win2k/Unix network (I also teach this stuff).  I have the ability to place logon banners on all the systems . . . a message that anyone who logs on has to read before they can get into the network.  I would LOVE to put some really good pro-gun quotes that all of my anti co-workers would have to read. There are only about ten people in my network that I know are pro-gun and they all work in IS. Come on guys . . . MAKE MY DAY AND HELP ME PISS OFF ABOUT 180 ANTI'S.

Guns cause crime like women cause Clinton to commit adultery.

Theres the always popular

Guns cause crime like spoons (or other food or utinsel of choice) causes Rosie O'Donnell to be fat.

I don't know about placing this on a logo banner, but my favorite line-opener is "Well, look who I have here (looking at the person)...just when I don't have my six-gun"

               [frag]

-RoadDog

Looking to get fired?

Anyway, how about:

A gun a day keeps the Bad Guys away

"Gun control is putting 2 bullets into the same hole" - Governor Jesse Ventura

Gee, I didn't know that we needed to give them more reason to be pissed off...after all, it doesn't take much for the anti's to go over the top...

"Let us remember that if we suffer tamely a lawless attack upon our [b][blue]LIBERTY[/blue][/b] , we encourage it."
                          [i]Samuel Adams[/i]

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.

--Unknown

[b]Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.

--Unknown [/b]

"The tank, the B-52, the fighter-bomber, the state controlled police and the military are the weapons of dictatorship. The rifle is the weapon of democracy .... If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government - and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws."

--Edward Abbey


[b] Thomas Jefferson, quoting Beccari's "On Crimes and Punishment (1764):

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed one."  [/b]

Alexander Hamilton, speaking of standing armies in Federalist 29:

"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed."

[b] George Mason:

"... to disarm the people -- that was the best and most effective way to enslave them." [/b]

Here is one you might want to put up after a mass shooting or whenever all the anti's are going crazy calling for more legislation.  

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

Edited because I cant type very well!

The strongest reason for the People to retain the Right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
--Thomas Jefferson

The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it -- Thomas Jefferson

Hey guys, new member here. I hope I can piss somebody off with this ripoff, I think it comes from Ted Nugent:
"If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective."

Here's a simple one:

You want my guns?  Fvck you - you can't have'em!


[-!-!-]

America is not a Democracy, it is a Republic.

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!"

"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined. The great object is that every man be armed. Every man who is able may have a gun."
Patrick Henry, During Virginia's ratification convention, 1788

"And what country can preserve it's liberties, if the rulers are not warned from time to time that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take up arms. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to William S. Smith, 1787

"A patriot's formost responsibility is to defend his country from its government"

Thomas Jefferson

"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason, during Virginia's ratification convention, 1788

It is the duty of every American to keep and arm bears.

:)

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -Thomas Jefferson 1787

Buy a gun, pi$$ off a Liberal.

Gus . . . ROTFLFMAO!!!!!  I think even I might get into trouble with that one.  As long as I'm not directly insulting, I'll be OK.

Keepem' coming!!!   I'm screen printing all of them I get . . . I think I'll start off with Ted Nugent quote.  Once I get it set up, I'll put up a straw account so you guys can login and see the "latest and greatest".  I'll try to set it up tommorrow.  Hyperterminal, anyone?

Forget where I got this.

Countries having successful gun-control laws in the 20th Century -- and the results of those laws:

1915-1917 Ottoman Turkey, 1.5 million Armenians murdered
1929-1953 Soviet Union, 20 million people who opposed Stalin murdered
1933-1945 Nazi-occupied Europe, 13 million Jews, Gypsies, and others who opposed Hitler murdered
1948-1952 China, 20 million anti-communists or communist reformers murdered
1960-1981 Guatemala, 100,000 Maya Indians murdered
1971-1979 Uganda, 300,000 Christians and political rivals of Idi Amin murdered
1975-1979 Cambodia, 1 million educated persons murdered


1968-???? United States of America: To be announced later

btt . . . sorry had to try it just once [:)]

From my Cold Dead Hand.

Maybe a little alarming to some liberals, but I get chills everytime Heston tells the story and belts it out.  Does anyine have a pic of him with the musket above his head.  I would love to post an AR in place of it.

Also,

If the Bill of Rights protects an individuals right to free speech and not to incriminate themselves among other things, how come the 2nd Amendment only applies to groups of people under government control?

How about this gem (one of my personal favorites): "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns"

http://www.hk91.com/cgi-bin/quote.pl?mao_tse_tung

"Every good Communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. The Communist party must control the guns"

-Mao Tse Tung

The best quote I ever heard was a Navy Seal talking about the HK MP5.  He said "people say the 9mm round is not very big or affective, but after I put 2 rounds in your heart and one in your head you wont know the difference"  It makes allot of sence.
[uzi]

From the Beatles White Album:

"Happiness is a warm gun."  John Lennon

It's not about violence:

"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest."
Mahatma Ghandi

[;D] "If It Isn't A Colt, It's Just A Copy" tm

Amendment II

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

my quotes:

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone"-Al Capone

Good....Bad.......I'm the guy with the gun-Ash, Army of Darkness

My job is to kill people and break things." Gen. George S.Patton USA

doesn't relate to "real" guns:

I'm an artist, and your my canvas."-Fellow paintball player

Now [b] THERE IS [/b] the lordtrader we all know and love - none of this "gun laws I agree with" crappola.  [:D]

Did you bump yer head during the move er somethin'????  [:D]

I just set the MOTD for tomorrow to the Ted Nugent quote . . . I can't wait to see their faces . . . KEEPEM' COMING!  You can never have too many good quotes.

Ballsy

Ahhh...that's a relief.

MOLON LABE

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

After the Second falls, the First will follow.

"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans."  President Clinton

"A Liberal is just a Nazi by another name."
Darkangel

"If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns"   -Bumper sticker I saw today.


Nuckles.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
~~ Edmund Burke

"All ran toward their chains, believing that they were securing their
liberty, for although they had reason enough to discern the advantages of a
civil order, they did not have experience enough to foresee the dangers."
~~ Jean Jacques Rousseau, 1754

Foolish liberals who are trying to read the Second Amendment out of the
Constitution by claiming it's not an individual right or that it's too much
of a public safety hazard don't see the danger in the big picture. They're
courting disaster by encouraging others to use the same means to eliminate
portions of the constitution they don't like.
~~ ALAN DERSHOWITZ

Resistance to sudden violence, for the preservation not only of my person,
my limbs, and life, but of my property, is an indisputable right of nature
which I have never surrendered to the public by the compact of society, and
which perhaps, I could not surrender if I would.
-- JOHN ADAMS

Every 13 seconds in America someone uses a gun to stop a crime.
- --SEN. LARRY CRAIG

The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly
enforced.
-- FRANK ZAPPA

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
- -- and thus clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an
endless series of hobglobins, all of them imaginary."
H.L. MENCKEN

Forty one years ago, Fidel Castro asked "Armas para qué" (What do you need
weapons for) to the Cuban People, and confiscated all weapons. Do I have to
continue?
---SANTIAGO DE JUAN

"The purpose of the First Amendment's free-speech guarantee was pretty
clearly to protect political discourse.  But liberals reject the
notion that free speech is therefore limited to political topics, even
broadly defined.  True, that purpose is not inscribed in the amendment
itself.  But why leap to the conclusion that a broadly worded
constitutional freedom ("the right of the people to keep and bear
arms") is narrowly limited by its stated purpose, unless you're trying
to explain it away?  My New Republic colleague Mickey Kaus says that
if liberals interpreted the Second Amendment the way they interpret
the rest of the Bill of Rights, there would be law professors arguing
that gun ownership is mandatory."
-Michael Kinsley
Washington Post, January 8, 1990

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably
by the prohibition law.  For nothing is more destructive of respect
for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which
cannot be enforced.  It is an open secret that the dangerous increase
of crime in this country is closely connected with this."
--Albert Einstein
"My First Impression of the U.S.A.", 1921

I have never run into anyone who hated guns, if they had ever shot one.
- --PAT CLEAVER

"I sit on a man's back, choking him, and making him carry me, and yet
assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease
his lot by any means possible, except getting off his back."
      -- Leo Tolstoy,
       undoubtedly writing about government

"If you think you are physically fit enough to disarm armed intruders, then
more power to you, but every martial artist I have known says there is no
substitute for a handgun when it comes to serious self-defense."
--Charley Reese

Based on the fact that 9mm casings were found at the scene, the talking head
reported that the weapon was "presumably an Uzi."  Of course, I suspect this
person would have difficulty telling a 9mm casing from a bronzed condom.
- --KEN MAURER

"The best way to deal with a person with a gun (pointed at you) is to say,
'I know you're upset.'  Compassion is the answer. They are human beings
and want the same things I do. Try to be compassionate with them and
relate to them."

-- Jessica Flag, national delegate to the Four One-Hundredths of One
Million Mom March, 7 May 2000, Washington, DC

Most reporters are very sympathetic to gun-control agendas and will skew
or lie outright about facts to promote them.
- -- DENNIS CAUCHON, USA TODAY

"The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head.
Put it in his hand and it's good-by to the Bill of Rights."
-H.L. Mencken

"I say 'sorry'. It is 1999, we have had enough as a nation. You are not
allowed
to own a gun and if you do own a gun, I think you should go to prison."
Rosie
O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell Show, May 1999

"Gun control?  It's the best thing you can do for crooks and
gangsters.  I want you to have nothing.  If I'm a bad guy, I'm always
gonna have a gun.  Safety locks?  You will pull the trigger with a lock
on, and I'll pull the trigger.  We'll see who wins."  -- Mafia informant
Sammy "the Bull" Gravano:  Interview in Vanity Fair magazine, August
1999.

How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she
views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as
part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded, controlled, supervised, and
taken care of.
- --REP. SUZANNA GRATIA HUPP (TX)


"I have not one doubt, even if I am in agreement with the National
Rifle Association, that that kind of record keeping procedure [gun
registration] is the first step to eventual confiscation under one
administration or another."

       Charles Morgan, Director, Washington DC ACLU

I am so old that I can remember when the Kennedys killed their women one at
a time.
- --BOB BROWN

Thats right owning guns is not a violence...Terminating Guns is only helping the criminal, I own guns only for pleasure of firing at targets and home protection.

I'm still waiting for my pistol
to jump up, aim itself
and shoot someone.
After all the tv news my pistol
watches, and the newspaper stories
I read outloud and still my pistol
has not learned the evil trick they
said guns do.

I guess we will keep on with the training.

Guns don't kill people, People do.

Lots of great quotes.  However, be smart and don't get your tail fired.  If your liberal management suddenly finds NRA slogans as the login banner, there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth.  

These people need an education into the facts of life.  Start with some innoccous (SP) quotes, move to anything from the Constitution.  Very hard for MGT to object and it sets the precedent.  Then move to anything from the Federalist Papers and start dropping in the 2d amendment stuff.  

Use quotes from the liberal icons such as Ghandi -- harder for them to object.

Good luck!

Frances

"Nixon got a man on the moon; Kennedy couldn't get a whore across the creek."

What about this classic:

"Sure you can have my gun....bullets first!"

Frances and all, don't worry about me getting fired.  Have you ever had a job where you were basically irreplaceable?  That's were I am now.  If they don't like it, they can just find someone else to work for what they pay me . . . good luck.  Hell, I'd be getting a raise if I left.  But, I really like it here and I won't put myself in harms way.  Everyone knows that I'm just one of those "gun guys" [:O].  I'm hoping through repetition I can reprogram some of these folks.  I mean, where else can I spend the day playing Quake and posting on these boards . . . IS jobs are the best.
Tomorrow afternoon, I'll post access to an account so you guys can keep tabs on the MOTD's.  Just don't try to hack or play . . . I'd HATE to have to track you down like a dog. Plus, I'm going to isolate the server you will be accessing in the DMZ.  So no hanky panky kids . . .
Above all, KEEPEM' COMING!!

Y'all are the best
Ballsy

Mah favorite bumper stickers:

"Fight Crime Responsibly--Shoot Back"

"The Driver Only Carries $20 Worth of Ammo"

"Keep Honkin', Ah'm Reloadin"

"Use Enough Gun...."

"Neca eos omnes, Deus suos agnoscet"
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Sean Connery in a recent flick:
"..damn, just like a Wop, Brought a KNIFE to a gun fight"

Clint Eastwood: "I can't remember if I fired six shots or only five, but since this is a 44 magnum, and it'll blow yer head clean off, ya gotta ask yerself...do ya feel lucky?"  "..Well, DO ya, punk?"

Know Guns, Know Freedom.
No Guns, No Freedom.

(Hunting)
"Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."
GENESIS 9:3

Not gun related but it'll piss off the liberals, especially the Rosie O' types.

 Save the Whales...Harpoon a Fat Chick

[red]Gun Control
Protecting Our Criminals
From Work Related Injuries[/red]

You KNOW your a liberal IF....

You chastise the NRA for defending the Second Ammendment....

And praise the ACLU for defending the rest.





Guns cause crimes like matches cause arson.


When you stop ignorance, you have the key to the truth...

BTT

My all-time favorite ...

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me: Give me liberty, or give me death!

- Patrick Henry