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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 11/26/2001 3:48:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 3:49:40 PM EDT
Wher my hoe's at, let me at em!!!
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 3:51:42 PM EDT
I just want the car, get your kid out of the back seat...nobodies gonna get hurt. Or... Heres your car mister, thanks for eating at Chez Eaten Yak.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:01:08 PM EDT
Where to, Mr. Clinton?
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:04:27 PM EDT
Are you's ok backs there Miss Daisy?
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:04:42 PM EDT
"What !! No curb-feelers ?" [:D]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:08:19 PM EDT
"Really officer, I just had a glass of crack at dinner" "Seemingly out of nowhere, Kofi spotted a chicken leg." "I am SOOOO drunk with power"
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:19:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By seamusmcoi: "Seemingly out of nowhere, Kofi spotted a chicken leg." quote] LOL, that is some funny sh*t!!
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:23:23 PM EDT
Kofi Annan?????? Is he a rapper? "Yo, yo, pimp, bust a move. Your ride is stupid-fresh." ------ "Post it like you stole the laptop."
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:42:17 PM EDT
[img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img] [red]"Hello, I'm Secretary-General Kofi Annan of the United Nations. I am capable of having this beautiful bullet-proof Beemer and armed body-guards, but you can't. Naaa Naaa!"[red] [b]ArmaLiter[/b]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:45:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ponyboy: Are you's ok backs there Miss Daisy?
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Haha, best one so far. Here's mine: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img] Umm, yeah dawg - this homie from France gave me this MADZ bracelet, yo. I may be gettin up in the years yo, but I'm still [b]Bling-Blingin'[/b].
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:47:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img] United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan sits behind the wheel of a new bullet-proof BMW car Monday, Nov. 26, 2001, at the U.N. The armored black BMW 750iL was offered to the secretary general to replace a bullet-proof Volvo that he has used for several years.
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Front Sight...Front Sight[IMG]http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:49:35 PM EDT
Kofi "the big K" Annan leaps out of his car to handle the miscreants who keep trimming the bushes near the elephant.z (obscure joke, but funny if you know what I'm talking about)
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 4:54:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img]
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Although, I highly doubt the chicken leg comment can be topped.... I can't get this song out of my mind... "Rollin' with the Homies!" TheRedGoat/Baphomet
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 5:08:05 PM EDT
[size=3]O-B-K-B Ossifer...but I tells ya' I huv only had tree drunks..I mean drinks[/size=3]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 5:34:10 PM EDT
I just asked three white, former LEO co-workers to caption the photograph, and the below is what they said: - BMW 7-series: cause the big 'K' homie is too good for a 'lac - bullet proof, cause this homie ain't game for no 186 - one bad chulo - Big K quickly dips after hawking a dime I don't understand most of it. Those guys learned some strange things at work.z
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 6:34:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2001 6:26:55 PM EDT by AR-JR]
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img] United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan sits behind the wheel of a new bullet-proof BMW car Monday, Nov. 26, 2001, at the U.N. The armored black BMW 750iL was offered to the secretary general to replace a bullet-proof Volvo that he has used for several years.
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(music from the Jeffersons' playing in the background..Muvin' on up..) Wheezy....I'm home! [}:D]
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:07:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2001 7:59:55 PM EDT by trickshot]
This is when I would pull the trigger.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:08:19 PM EDT
Kofi Annan takes a test drive in his new BMW while his chauffeur L. McUZI picks up an order of food for his boss at Bowl Full Of Soul Cafe in Harlem.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:14:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2001 8:08:49 PM EDT by propellerhead]
Seems we found out what happened to Webster. or I could make a comment about Kofi and decaffinated, but I'm not a very good biggot.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 8:26:56 PM EDT
An itz gotta Glock 9 right here in the doe or Slave reparation money????? I don't know what you're talking about.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 10:01:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Erasmus: "Yo, yo, pimp, bust a move. Your ride is stupid-fresh."
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ROTFLMAO! I was going to give it a try, but I couldn't beat this with a stick!
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 4:36:56 AM EDT
"Hello, I'm Kofi Annan, you may remember me as the UN Secretary General. But I'm also a sufferer of weak bladder syndrome. When I'm under pressure while meeting the press, I count on DePends to give me the confidence I need."
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 4:53:04 AM EDT
Hey reporter lady... hey, yeah you. nice shoes, wanna fuc* ?
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 4:54:52 AM EDT
follow the ho chi minh trail
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 4:55:41 AM EDT
Help me.. some silly bastard went wild with the super glue.
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 4:59:17 AM EDT
AGGHGHGH Help me a bomb blew my car off the road. I must jump out before it smashes in the ravine below... holy crap there are people down there and I smashed one but amazingly my car is intact. Hmm..my vehicle seems to have righted itself on it's own. Hey ma'am, nice baby you got there, wanna fuc*? I swear officer I'm not hitting the pipe.
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 5:00:48 AM EDT
think i go to sleep now. whew....
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 5:08:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img]
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[size=2]Like my new ride??? Yo, man - stealin' em be cheaper than buyin' 'em!!!! [/size=2]
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 5:10:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img] United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan sits behind the wheel of a new bullet-proof BMW car Monday, Nov. 26, 2001, at the U.N. The armored black BMW 750iL was offered to the secretary general to replace a bullet-proof Volvo that he has used for several years.
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[b]Omar was “a rather determined dead-ender type. ... He just doesn’t feel to me like the surrendering type.”[/b]
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 5:54:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img]
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Nah offica, ah kant git out da kah, see. it be like dat movie, if ah git off da seat, it blow up! No_Expert
Link Posted: 11/27/2001 6:23:27 AM EDT
(note the hand in the upper left) ack! ive stumbled into the land of the giants, lemme outa here!
Link Posted: 11/28/2001 3:02:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img]
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Kinda looks like Ted Kennedy has been giving him some driving lessons.
Link Posted: 11/28/2001 3:52:02 AM EDT
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011126/capt.1006812729un_annan_car_nyr101.jpg[/img] That's no UN Secretary General, that's Imbroglio's chauffeur.
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