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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 11/20/2001 1:16:48 PM EDT
Eric the Hun or Garandman? Hmmmmm...[}:D]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 1:20:23 PM EDT
Make this a poll!
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 1:21:23 PM EDT
The winner would be me... been many moons since I had female attention! Got a friend coming into town for Christmas, and she wants me, so she's getting a nice present! [:P]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 1:31:18 PM EDT
Akk, screwed up the poll header...
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 1:35:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 1:35:54 PM EDT
I wish it was a poll to see who would abstain longest from the endless, rambling, religious posts.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 3:34:11 PM EDT
ME
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 4:24:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By operatorerror: I wish it was a poll to see who would abstain longest from the endless, rambling, religious posts.
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No shit. Don't hold your breath though - some Goderators love their bully pulpit just a wee bit too much. It's a little intimidating.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 5:19:26 PM EDT
I have six weeks currently, maybe tonight.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 5:22:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 6:24:25 PM EDT
God knows it ain't the Hun...Rumor is he can't keep his hands off himself...[shock]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 6:27:23 PM EDT
[size=6]THE MALL NINJA![/size=6] No_Expert
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 6:29:33 PM EDT
I think that it would be their respective partners would be the winners!!!! I bet they would love the contest to go on and on and on!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 6:30:46 PM EDT
I think that it would be their respective partners would be the winners!!!! I bet they would love the contest to go on and on and on!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 6:43:14 PM EDT
I am at 10 weeks. I last time I was "with" a women was the first night of Band of Brothers. She made it hard to watch the show.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 6:44:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2001 6:38:51 PM EDT by lordtrader]
I'm going on 3mos right now. How come I'm not on the list? [edited from 6mos to 3mos cause I forgot that I got some when I went back to CA for my B-Day]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 6:47:18 PM EDT
Damn, I'm going on 72 hours and starting to feel withdrawals.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 7:20:30 PM EDT
Im currently going on 5 months
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 7:26:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By No_Expert: [size=6]THE MALL NINJA![/size=6] No_Expert
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...I get more than the usual suspects. In fact, I just changed my name to Mattias Juan De Marco. Soy El Mejor Amante! Viva Mattias! [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 7:27:20 PM EDT
Well I am going back to CA for Thanksgiving, hopefully I can break my dry spell again.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 7:44:43 PM EDT
Ah, you guys simply don't know the Hun's other family motto, which is 'Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.' And if you want me to cut out long, rambling religious posts, you'd better pray real hard! Eric The(CauseWhile'He'MayBeListening,IAin't[:D])Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 7:51:46 PM EDT
Wife is 8.5 months pregnant. We haven't had sex since she could still wear the same clothing from the last time we had sex!! [beer]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 7:59:09 PM EDT
It's been about 12 hours for me. Maybe I'll give it to the ol lady extra hard tonight for a couple of you boys! [sex]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 8:06:54 PM EDT
Only those who have been jerking off in the shower so long they get a hard-on in the rain should qualify
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 9:48:23 PM EDT
[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/satanism.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 9:49:19 PM EDT
Ha! Most of you are think that weeks or months are a long time. Try YEARS.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 9:52:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 10:31:09 PM EDT
[b]I am the chosen one.[/b]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:57:02 PM EDT
imbro, nevada chicken ranch go NOW!
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:58:25 PM EDT
or if youre on a budget... tijuana Adelita Club go now
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 3:28:56 AM EDT
I'm with you HighlandMac. My daughter is now 9 weeks old and I still havn't been able to get near my wife. It'll probably be a couple more months until she starts feeling good about herself.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 3:56:52 AM EDT
Ha! Most of you are think that weeks or months are a long time. Try YEARS.
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Definitely Imbroglio!
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 3:57:21 AM EDT
[rolleyes] I think its pretty bad when people start fretting over OTHER PEOPLES sex lives. And they tell ME to "get a life." Go figger.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:01:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/21/2001 4:03:23 AM EDT by AR_Rifle]
Lighten up Garandman!...This is all for a good fun. This sure breaks the monotonous of this board. [:)]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:05:18 AM EDT
I've been without since april.
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:10:41 AM EDT
Not at all, [b]garandman[/b], I think it's swell to have a whole lot of folks paying attention to my personal sex life. I just wish, for a moment, that this Board was the website for the Swedish Bikini Team.[:D] Eric The{[url]http://www.jmallard.com/sbt.htm[/url])Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:28:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AR_Rifle: Lighten up Garandman!...This is all for a good fun. This sure breaks the monotonous of this board. [:)]
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Ya oughtta try being ME for a day 'round here. This place is ANYTHING but monotonous. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:51:17 AM EDT
Ya oughtta try being ME for a day 'round here. This place is ANYTHING but monotonous.
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It will be an honor....and I will LMAO at those bozos. [:D] Look at our famous Lordtrader and our legendary Imbroglio....They want in but yet, you beat them out. [:)]
Link Posted: 11/21/2001 4:54:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AR_Rifle: Look at our famous Lordtrader and our legendary Imbroglio....They want in but yet, you beat them out. [:)]
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That is elite company indeed!!!!!!!! [:D]
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