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Posted: 11/15/2001 9:45:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 9:52:21 AM EDT
Shoot n' Shite
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 9:52:38 AM EDT
I remember seeing this same question a few months ago. The funniest response, which was lifted from The Simpsons, was [b][red][i]Bloodbath & Beyond[/i][/red][/b].
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 9:54:25 AM EDT
Howsabout, Crazy Whacko Bob's House of Assault Weapons? [:D] Seriously, 'IF' I had my own gunshop I'd call it [b] THE ARMORY [/b]
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 9:56:18 AM EDT
captian death and the wench stealing bucaneers clear winner.
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 10:06:18 AM EDT
gun store: Lock, Stock, and Barrel range: The Firing Line Or gun store: Slimey Bob's Marketplace of Death range: Terrorist Training; Free Barrett .50 cal to the first 200 customers!
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 10:07:47 AM EDT
Alice's Restaurant. (because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant) I'll take the BLT with a side order of FMJ...
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 10:22:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/15/2001 10:16:04 AM EDT by medcop]
Originally Posted By shaggy: Alice's Restaurant. (because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant)
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[size=2]Except an Alice.[/size=2] medcop
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 10:52:20 AM EDT
How about; Buy 'n shoot.
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 11:15:16 AM EDT
I'm going for "Black Rifles, Inc." when I get my 07 and SOT. My (planned) transfer fees: "Evil" guns: $20 (plus any taxes if an NFA item, and shop time if you want me to make it). non-"Evil" guns: $30. Special on .50 transfers: $10. The above are if you come into the shop and know exactly what you want, where to get it and have the cash in hand. $5-20 extra if I have to find it for you, depending on how hard it is to find. Obviously this wouldnt be my sole source of income, more of a parttime job/hobby/service to the community. I dont have the martial arts training to do the same kick to the balls special Steyr is running, but I could probably find a use for my welding set... Kharn
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 11:23:49 AM EDT
"In the 10 ring" range "2nd Amendment Treasures" Gun store [^]
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 12:23:33 PM EDT
Image will always be a problem with gun shops, so make it professional (although "Crazy Bobs" is hilarious). How's about [b]Constitutional Arms[/b]? Where are you going to set up shop Eric?
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 12:36:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/15/2001 12:29:57 PM EDT by 11H1P]
I thought that for around here in Knoxville, the East Tennessee Beer & Gun Company with the home branch of the East Tennessee Beer & Gun Club would go over well.... Don Out [Edited 'cause I couldn't spell "with"]
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 12:38:37 PM EDT
How about "The Library" Him: "Honey, I am going down to The Library to check a few things out!" Her: "Ok, have fun!" thinks to herself...'Wow, he is really into reading these days. That is soooo much healthier than that nasty old gun habit'
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 4:14:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/15/2001 4:22:02 PM EDT
Guns & Goodies. Says it all.
Link Posted: 11/16/2001 5:24:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Baphomet: How about "The Library" Him: "Honey, I am going down to The Library to check a few things out!" Her: "Ok, have fun!" thinks to herself...'Wow, he is really into reading these days. That is soooo much healthier than that nasty old gun habit'
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Actually, there's a bar near me called The Library. Its so convenient..."I'm going to the library..."
Link Posted: 11/16/2001 5:49:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By medcop:
Originally Posted By shaggy: Alice's Restaurant. (because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant)
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[size=2]Except an Alice.[/size=2] medcop
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Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction?
Link Posted: 11/16/2001 6:18:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By a3kid:
Originally Posted By medcop:
Originally Posted By shaggy: Alice's Restaurant. (because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant)
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[size=2]Except an Alice.[/size=2] medcop
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Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction?
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Now there's an idea. You could get a red VW microbus and deliver. Sort of like 'meals on wheels' but with all your basic implements of destruction (rakes, shovels, ammo, handguns, rifles, shotguns...) Geez, I'd love to see the look on Arlo Guthrie's face...
Link Posted: 11/16/2001 6:21:02 AM EDT
One of my favorite hunting (gun and archery) shops was called "The Shooting Shop." But my all time favorite store did guns-fishing-boating-tennis(?)-and [b]booze[/b]. It's name? Why, of course, it was "Recreation Unlimited." [:D]
Link Posted: 11/16/2001 10:31:32 AM EDT
Sell guns, beer, and ciggarettes, and I'd call it the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms.
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