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Posted: 11/14/2001 8:08:45 AM EST
Opps or ouch. Nothing good can come from hearing one of those two. "Oh shit!!! My father/husband/boyfriend/brother/uncle is home!!"
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:11:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2001 8:06:33 AM EST by Hannah_Reitsch]
Derisive laughter. "You're doing it wrong again." "Do what you want, I'm going to sleep." "Again?" *sigh* (edited to remove redundancy)
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:12:20 AM EST
Worst thing to hear: "Blue. I think we should paint the ceiling blue." Worst thing to say: Your [i]last[/i] girlfriend's name.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:12:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2001 8:05:44 AM EST by Cypher214]
"Wait, there's something I need to tell you about..."
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:14:25 AM EST
To the wife: This is how my girlfriend likes it.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:14:53 AM EST
"Bring out the Gimp..."
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:15:06 AM EST
.......[size=1]"I don't feel a thing"[/size=1]....
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:16:46 AM EST
[i]"Are you through yet?"[/i]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:16:50 AM EST
Worse thing to hear: Say Babe, how about we go get a burger when you're done??
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:22:03 AM EST
"is it in yet"
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:27:24 AM EST
Anyways. At least this will only take a minute. Dang girl, you're fat. Stop bounching on my stomach. Ice
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:38:42 AM EST
Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch -
Jedem das seine
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Und was meint das? Vielleicht - 'to each his own'? Eric The(ImmerLehrnen)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:40:33 AM EST
Said my wife's name to my GF once Immediate cessation of activity
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:43:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By cpermd: Said my wife's name to my GF once Immediate cessation of activity
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Yup. Nothing makes 'em jump out of be quicker!
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:48:34 AM EST
Worst thing....Girl ripping a fart during her climax.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:57:01 AM EST
"Only my daddy can touch me there!" Av.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 8:59:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:00:06 AM EST
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Oooohhh! Mommy!"
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:00:44 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:08:12 AM EST
"g i didnt think i would have this much excitment till i was at least 16" i pray to god i never hear that one
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:11:12 AM EST
Say: Your sister does that too..... Rodeo Sex.... Bend her over the couch and whisper in her ear that her sister was better... See if you can hang on for 8 seconds...
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:13:38 AM EST
Bob that is some funny stuff. Cyrax777, How about, "My daddy is a cop, so we have to keep this a secret." Ice
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:14:28 AM EST
"I have a bear trap in my vagina"
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:16:48 AM EST
"My name is Reno. JANET Reno. And tonight you will be my slave, b--ch....."
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:20:36 AM EST
After you're done and on your back: "Are you in yet?"
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:32:17 AM EST
From Fight Club: Marla: GOD! I haven't been f**ked like that since Grade School. Tyler
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:35:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2001 9:48:08 AM EST by Chicago]
Originally Posted By John91498: "Oh shit!!! My father/husband/boyfriend/brother/uncle is home!!"
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Imagine this: You wake-up in a (very) strange room on a Sunday morning... You're out of your home state (just not sure which one you [u]are[/u] in)... It's 10:00 AM, & the temperature is already over 100° ... You're dirty, filthy, sticky, & you can smell your own BO (now you KNOW what a glazed doughnut feels like)... You've got a hangover so bad that you're afraid to move... You hear "Oh shit!!! My grand daughter just pulled up!!!" [Edited because typing hurts too.] (This IS Sunday, right?)
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:38:05 AM EST
LOL!!!! There are some pretty good ones!!! I was with my girlfriend last night and her brother came to visit. "Oh Shit!!! My brother's here!!!" I wasn't in the mood to have my ass kicked last night. I don't think I've ever seen her dress so fast before.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:38:35 AM EST
"Oh shit... I forgot to renew my birth control pill prescription..."
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:40:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By cyrax777: "is it in yet"
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"YEA, how about packing a little P*SSY around it" [:D]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:50:44 AM EST
After you pop-off say: "Keep the change" [smoke]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:52:36 AM EST
"Honey, I'm home"
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:57:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch -
Jedem das seine
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Und was meint das?
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JEDEM DAS SEINE "TO EACH HIS OWN" inscription on gate at Buchenwald. Viper Out
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 9:57:12 AM EST
I've found the worst thing you can do at any time is to laugh.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 10:05:39 AM EST
Happened to me in High School while I was with my second "real" girlfriend... "Oooh Jimmy....." "Who the F$%^ is Jimmy?.... Watched Family Man the other night.. His wife says something like "Tell me what I like to hear.... Nicholas Cage says..."You're a bad girl baby, you make me so hot....." Apparently that wasn't the right thing to say. I laughed my A@@ off!
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 10:11:14 AM EST
Upon your ejaculation, yell "Fire in the Hole!"
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 10:12:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch -
Jedem das seine
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Und was meint das? Vielleicht - 'to each his own'? Eric The(ImmerLehrnen)Hun[>]:)]
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Very good, Eric , that's it exactly :)
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 11:57:11 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/14/2001 12:01:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By Paul: The racking of her husband's 12 guage!
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[shock]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 12:23:01 PM EST
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=56160[/url] Sorry nobby, someone had to do it. [:)]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 12:43:36 PM EST
"Hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody!" Vulcan94 100 posts!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 12:57:57 PM EST
....... can you just hurry up and get it over with.......
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 12:59:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 1:06:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: WOW!! and i thought LordTrader had a small one!! mike [beer]
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I bet you all didn't know that he owns a talking dog.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 1:08:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2001 1:02:35 PM EST by slacko]
I've got you all beat... "Here, you left this in me..." (holding rubber, next day after sex just after getting out of a hot tub) "OH, xxxxx!!! (sons name)" Heard during sex just after getting out of a hot tub (coming from mother after seeing sons full moon moving rhythmically).
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 1:21:13 PM EST
After a HEAVY night of drinking...wake up next morning and hear....Baaaaaa....baaaaaaa.[:I] Good lord, I thought she was little hairy![sex] (hint)I luv EWE's Whats that smell? [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b][}:D]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 1:21:55 PM EST
"tap, tap, tap" (flashlight on glass) Followed by very bright light... Followed by loud voice saying "Police Department"... Followed by her saying, "oh shit, get off me the cops are at the window" Followed by.... me not wanting to move out of embarrassment because my naked ass is shining from the flashlight in all its glory. Followed by cop saying, "um, everything okay? I think you two need to move it along" Yup, high school can have good and bad memories. Depending on the moment.this one...good now, but very bad at the time. medcop
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 1:34:42 PM EST
Gee, my rash is back.
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 2:04:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2001 1:59:07 PM EST by Hitman]
Girl: Hey baby didn't I tell you I was once a man. Guy:[shock]
Link Posted: 11/14/2001 2:06:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch -
Jedem das seine
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Und was meint das? Vielleicht - 'to each his own'? Eric The(ImmerLehrnen)Hun[>]:)]
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Jedem das seine- mir das meiste! :^)
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