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2/23/2017 5:55:53 PM
Posted: 3/5/2001 10:37:51 AM EST
From an e-mail my wife just passed me. A major network is showing "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, up to Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they proceed to Wichita Falls, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker reads: "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas wins. [b]I think the last one would get by far the largest "real" reaction.[/b]
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