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Posted: 11/11/2001 12:36:59 PM EST
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011111/imdf11112001113407a.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 12:40:51 PM EST
Hey Al you wanna play ball?[whacko]
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 12:49:08 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/11/2001 12:56:59 PM EST
Now for the this weeks edition of Afghani... Soccer... Hooligans! Viper Out
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 12:57:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/11/2001 12:56:34 PM EST by OLY-M4gery]
At the Taliban amusement park they have a minimum, ahem size, requirement for those brave soles that wanna experience the, "Taliban standing under a B-52", section of the park, which has been open since 9-11-01. So far no one has been able to take that ride twice........... Coming soon, "catch a Daisy Cutter".
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 1:01:58 PM EST
Eeeen Amelika, dey have cloooster bombs DIS BIG!
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 1:06:46 PM EST
"Maybe we can hide in here"
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 1:12:31 PM EST
"This is a plutonium core...See!... We do have nuclear weapons!"
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 1:17:24 PM EST
What do you mean Allah ran out of virgins! All we get now are these stinking balls!
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 1:21:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/11/2001 1:22:27 PM EST by DaMan]
Originally Posted By lordtrader: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011111/imdf11112001113407a.jpg[/img]
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Well????! [b]"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN AFGHANI GOAT WITH A SCOTTISH SOCCER HOOLIGAN"?!!![/b] DaMan
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 1:23:17 PM EST
"The Taliban Air Defense Force practices anti aircraft tactics, utilizing the latest Afgani technology in unmanned target drones..."
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 2:03:47 PM EST
That's midnight *basketbal*, not soccer. or "I'm shooting the next person who fouls.. and I'm sick of cheaters, too..."
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 2:38:48 PM EST
"If we can just find the giant chicken that laid this egg we can feed the troops for a month."
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 2:41:15 PM EST
"You callin me a 'ball-hog'?"
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 2:42:01 PM EST
"If you American pigs do not leave Afganistan this very instant we shall be forced to taunt you a second time with Osama's other ball.........."
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 2:59:34 PM EST
WILSON!! WILSON!! PRAISE ALLAH, YOU FOUND WILSON! (in my best tom hanks voice)
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 3:06:59 PM EST
Watch children as Raheem demonstrates the latest in modern mine detecting technology. First you roll the round white detector module in the general direction you wish to travel......
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 5:41:44 PM EST
Kind of reminds me of the Boys From Company C. "...play soccer to get into the enemy's head..."
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 6:01:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/11/2001 5:56:16 PM EST by cc48510]
Actually, Muslims love Soccer for some reason. MSNBC interviewed some terrorists in Prison in Isreal and one of the said the only place Jews were safe from him was on a Soccer Field. He wouldn't blow up a stadium even if it was full of Jews and Americans. Interesting was Afghanistan. On that show, they said fans in Afganistan aren't allowed to show any kind of Pleasure or Disapproval. They actually have a Taliban member of the Office For The Propogation of Virtue And Prevention Of Vice walking around with a whip. And, he flogs anybody who seems to be having fun, since having fun is illegal in Afghanistan. On that same show, they said the Taliban executes songbirds and their owners becuase singing is a sin in their world. But as for my caption: AK-47...Check, Soccer Ball...Check. I'm prepared for the next Soccer Riot.
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[Last Edit: 11/11/2001 6:25:57 PM EST by Cypher214]
This is whiskey tango, we have deployed the athletic diversionary devices and are preparing to move in on location bravo, over... Uhh, roger that, whiskey tango, standing by to release tear gas, over... "Alish-Muhammad-Aziz-Alluh-Mumaka-Slibingi (and yes, that's just one guy), look..look I found a ball, wanna go kick it around for awhile?" Charlie Romeo, this is Whiskey Tango, we've got 15 men gathered around the ADD now, go ahead with the release, over...
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 6:36:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/11/2001 11:51:55 PM EST by a2carbine]
Lets play BinLaden in the middel![thinking]
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 6:52:42 PM EST
"I hope this ball isn't made of pig skin"
Link Posted: 11/11/2001 10:51:23 PM EST
........So this will get the Brits and the Italians to fight EACH OTHER???
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 12:00:24 AM EST
Originally Posted By GlockcopLives: ........So this will get the Brits and the Italians to fight EACH OTHER???
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F*ing LOL for a looooong time[:D]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 4:57:12 AM EST
He's the ref! that 762X39 is for "peanealties"[whacko]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 5:18:07 AM EST
ohkay Ahmed...whehn ah sahy "puhl", ah troe deh bull ihn dey hair...dehn ah shhoot eet! allah allah jihad jihad jihad PUHL! No_Expert
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 5:23:23 AM EST
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referees we don't need no stinkin referees.
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 6:04:55 AM EST
you say i hold here like this and you shoot? you say it bullet proof?
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 6:15:21 AM EST
Look what i find in mine field! It was bouncing around destroying all the mines!
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 8:02:04 AM EST
"Achmed....are you sure this is the correct clothing for this game?.......anyway, if the goalie gets in my way, I just shoot him, no?"........[:E]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 8:43:59 AM EST
Let's play "hardball."
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Link Posted: 11/12/2001 3:58:45 PM EST
Akhmed, the anthrax spore is too big to fit in the envelope,you eeeeediiottttt. Chuck
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 4:03:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/12/2001 3:56:27 PM EST by lordtrader]
[i]OK per request: A member asked me to post this for him. I believe he might be having problems posting it. However he failed to add his nickname on AR15.com, so I am not able to give him credit for this.[/i] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/lordtrader%2Fsockerbohl%2Ejpg[/img] [b]"Look guys a soccer ball!!!!!..... Boy it sure is warm out here!"[/b]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 4:14:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By lordtrader: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011111/imdf11112001113407a.jpg[/img]
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Meet Killer, the new goalie for the Afghani soccer team! God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 4:48:07 PM EST
"Someone set us up the soccer ball"
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 4:55:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By lordtrader: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011111/imdf11112001113407a.jpg[/img]
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Adid Buutkrac holds reactive training target for taliban riflemen.
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 5:10:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By 300ydClean: "Someone set us up the soccer ball"
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Now that's freaking funny.
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 5:22:03 PM EST
"All your soccer ball are belong to us" [whacko] Chuck
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:00:07 PM EST
Thanks LordTrader, for putting up my pic. Benjamin0001
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:17:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Benjamin0001: Thanks LordTrader, for putting up my pic. Benjamin0001
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AHA! There he is the masked photoshopper [:D] You're welcome sire glad to be of service.
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