I have 2 really cool dudes 2 doors down from me.
They are outside talking about how they could get away from the cops and how if they got shot they would still run away.

One of them said"Is you nuts dog,if a damn police shoots me I'ma hall ass"

Another tells the first that"shiiiiit,I could get a uzi and they can kill yo ass faster than a 9mm"


No point just tought you guys would get a kick out of this[:D]

Stay away from those cats. Their disease my be contagious.

Now, they beez sum ignant muh-fuhs!

That mus be sum poooooo-tent UZI!!

Kilz u fastr'na 9mm.

Let's see - Friday afternoon. I'm betting they already got a buzz going.

Must be an UZI in .45

or perhaps a 40oz of Colt .45 will do [:D]

The woman in the cube next to me at work has some 'interesting' vocabulary as well.  I recently overheard her on the phone asking somebody "are you or are you not..." but what she said was "is you is is or is you ain't is..."  

Or maybe, just maybe..."they" are fricken nuts and never held a UZI let alone learned it IS 9mm. Of course it is people like these who will MOST dramatically affect our gun rights.


Bettin' they are white too. Don't you just love assimilation?

See, the thing is, if you 'bout to bust up out this piece, check it, BIG AR. It be sprayin' $hit all over that bitch. You best be bringin' a towel, 'cause you'll be layed out like that. It'll mow yo ass down lickety-splits...no $hits.

Day 'mo ackarate when day shot gansta style (sideways)

I also got one dem street sweepuhs,kill yo ass fastuh den a shotgun!

Man,I could bust on these two idiots all day.
Please tell me they're still outside talking.

A little known fact is that Lizzie Borden was the originator of Ebonics. You see, she axed her parents...

Some tiny-ass known fact be dat Lizzie Borden wuz da originata' o' Ebonics. Yo'
ass spot, she axed ha' parents

And it's not even the 1st.....................

Me bets dat dey'll be gettin some kicks if youze be showing off yo AR fi-reeeeeen to one uh dem dere homeies uv yo'z. Dey muzz be nuts to think a UZI kin knock down some foolz fasta den a 9mm. I think dey juz be trippin dog.

is you is  or is you ain't is... for that is the question.[>]:)]

Charge them with murder......
....of the English language.

[center][b]The Clinton apology speech
(translated into Ebonics...)[/b][/center]



Good evening. (Whazz up!).

This afternoon in this room, from this chair, Itestified before the Office of Independent Counseland the grand jury. (Today at my crib these suckers
and playa-haters started grillin' me).

I answered their questions truthfully, includingquestions about my private life, questions no American citizen would ever want to answer.
(They started frontin'about my game and asking
all kinds of foul shit).

Still, I must take complete responsibility for
all my actions, both public and private.
And that is why I am speaking to you tonight.
(I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in
my game.  I'm going to let y'all know my Mackin
style tonight).

As you know, in a deposition in January, I was
asked questions about my relationship with
Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally
accurate, I did not volunteer information.
(Awhile back, you nosy mother fuckers wanted
to know if I was hittin'ho-ass Monica's skins.
You did not have any video, so if you want to
believe a 10 ho, then oh well).

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms.Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact,
it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse
in judgment and a personal failure on my part
for which I am solely and completely
responsible. (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime
dropping Bitch! She was only sucking my jimmiethough.  I was stupid for messing with a young
big-mouthed skank........, but don't hate me
because I'm a playa).

But I told the grand jury today and I say to
you now that at no time did i ask anyone to
lie, to hide or destroy evidence. (Outside
of that shit I told punk-ass AG (Al Gore)
to put on gay-ass Starr, Monica and hersnitching friend, I was chill the whole time).

I can only tell you I was motivated by many
factors. First, by a desire to protect myself
from the embarrassment of my own conduct.
(Man look,I heard she was down with what ever.
She wasn't all that but I plannedto pimp her
around to my boyz in the Senate).

The independent counsel investigation moved on
to my staff and friends, then into my private
life.  And now the investigation itself is
under investigation. (Those haters started
sweatin' my homeys and my peeps.  I got real
pissed when they tried to make me look like
I'm not real or something.  As a matter of
fact their shady asses are on the take anyway).

This has gone on too long, cost too much and
hurt too many innocent people.  (Tryin' to hit
me they wasted a lot of Cheddar and pissed off
my Crew).

Nothing is more important to me personally.
But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my
family life for my family. It's nobody's
business but ours.  (I'm a pimp and playa and
I'm going to be one!  Get some business'.
Hillary is chill because I got more than
enough White Water dirt on her ass, that
will get her sent up before I'm outta here).

It is time to stop the pursuit of personal
destruction and the prying into private lifeandget on with our national  life. (Quit
harassing me because I'm going to Flossregardless. Just in case y'all forgot untilyou chumps ax me I'm still the shit!)

Now it is time - in fact, it is past time- to move on. (Fuck all y'all, I don'tgive a fuck!)[/i]




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Fly Delta?

Chi-town,
Snoop dog woulda been proud...LMAO! Sounds like the lil' crack munchkins at Circle K...[@:D]

Guys I have not had the TV on all day!
These dudes are so funny,best damn show in town[:D]

Hell I did not know about Mazar-I-Sharif untill I read it here.

About an hr. ago one of there boyz came over and they put on the bomb bomb crap and did a lil. dance out in the street[rolleyes]

They don't live here,I don't know who they are here with but untill they go back to the hood I will have my fun[:)]

So now I know that I am not the only one who watches the History Channel while I surf AR-15....fullclip

I cant get over the title of this thread. I just had to bring it to the top, It cracks me up.