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Posted: 11/9/2001 10:53:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/9/2001 10:53:29 AM EDT by a2carbine]
I have 2 really cool dudes 2 doors down from me. They are outside talking about how they could get away from the cops and how if they got shot they would still run away. One of them said"Is you nuts dog,if a damn police shoots me I'ma hall ass" Another tells the first that"shiiiiit,I could get a uzi and they can kill yo ass faster than a 9mm" No point just tought you guys would get a kick out of this[:D]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:56:53 AM EDT
Stay away from those cats. Their disease my be contagious.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:57:06 AM EDT
Now, they beez sum ignant muh-fuhs!
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:00:43 AM EDT
That mus be sum poooooo-tent UZI!! Kilz u fastr'na 9mm.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:05:22 AM EDT
Let's see - Friday afternoon. I'm betting they already got a buzz going.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:09:49 AM EDT
Must be an UZI in .45 or perhaps a 40oz of Colt .45 will do [:D]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:12:04 AM EDT
The woman in the cube next to me at work has some 'interesting' vocabulary as well. I recently overheard her on the phone asking somebody "are you or are you not..." but what she said was "is you is is or is you ain't is..."
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:13:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/9/2001 11:07:16 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Originally Posted By Shazbat: Must be an UZI in .45 or perhaps a 40oz of Colt .45 will do [:D]
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Or maybe, just maybe..."they" are fricken nuts and never held a UZI let alone learned it IS 9mm. Of course it is people like these who will MOST dramatically affect our gun rights. Bettin' they are white too. Don't you just love assimilation?
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:14:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By a2carbine: One of them said"Is you nuts dog,if a damn police shoots me I'ma hall ass" Another tells the first that"shiiiiit,I could get a uzi and they can kill yo ass faster than a 9mm"
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See, the thing is, if you 'bout to bust up out this piece, check it, BIG AR. It be sprayin' $hit all over that bitch. You best be bringin' a towel, 'cause you'll be layed out like that. It'll mow yo ass down lickety-splits...no $hits.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:18:57 AM EDT
Day 'mo ackarate when day shot gansta style (sideways)
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:21:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By a2carbine: Another tells the first that"shiiiiit,I could get a uzi and they can kill yo ass faster than a 9mm" [:D]
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I also got one dem street sweepuhs,kill yo ass fastuh den a shotgun! Man,I could bust on these two idiots all day. Please tell me they're still outside talking.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:23:17 AM EDT
A little known fact is that Lizzie Borden was the originator of Ebonics. You see, she axed her parents...
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:26:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Malpaso: A little known fact is that Lizzie Borden was the originator of Ebonics. You see, she axed her parents...
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Some tiny-ass known fact be dat Lizzie Borden wuz da originata' o' Ebonics. Yo' ass spot, she axed ha' parents
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:27:53 AM EDT
And it's not even the 1st.....................
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 12:17:56 PM EDT
Me bets dat dey'll be gettin some kicks if youze be showing off yo AR fi-reeeeeen to one uh dem dere homeies uv yo'z. Dey muzz be nuts to think a UZI kin knock down some foolz fasta den a 9mm. I think dey juz be trippin dog.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 12:22:57 PM EDT
is you is or is you ain't is... for that is the question.[>]:)]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 12:38:22 PM EDT
Charge them with murder...... ....of the English language.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 1:19:56 PM EDT
[center][b]The Clinton apology speech (translated into Ebonics...)[/b][/center] Good evening. (Whazz up!). This afternoon in this room, from this chair, Itestified before the Office of Independent Counseland the grand jury. (Today at my crib these suckers and playa-haters started grillin' me). I answered their questions truthfully, includingquestions about my private life, questions no American citizen would ever want to answer. (They started frontin'about my game and asking all kinds of foul shit). Still, I must take complete responsibility for all my actions, both public and private. And that is why I am speaking to you tonight. (I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in my game. I'm going to let y'all know my Mackin style tonight). As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information. (Awhile back, you nosy mother fuckers wanted to know if I was hittin'ho-ass Monica's skins. You did not have any video, so if you want to believe a 10 ho, then oh well). Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms.Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible. (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime dropping Bitch! She was only sucking my jimmiethough. I was stupid for messing with a young big-mouthed skank........, but don't hate me because I'm a playa). But I told the grand jury today and I say to you now that at no time did i ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy evidence. (Outside of that shit I told punk-ass AG (Al Gore) to put on gay-ass Starr, Monica and hersnitching friend, I was chill the whole time). I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct. (Man look,I heard she was down with what ever. She wasn't all that but I plannedto pimp her around to my boyz in the Senate). The independent counsel investigation moved on to my staff and friends, then into my private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. (Those haters started sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. I got real pissed when they tried to make me look like I'm not real or something. As a matter of fact their shady asses are on the take anyway). This has gone on too long, cost too much and hurt too many innocent people. (Tryin' to hit me they wasted a lot of Cheddar and pissed off my Crew). Nothing is more important to me personally. But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my family life for my family. It's nobody's business but ours. (I'm a pimp and playa and I'm going to be one! Get some business'. Hillary is chill because I got more than enough White Water dirt on her ass, that will get her sent up before I'm outta here). It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lifeandget on with our national life. (Quit harassing me because I'm going to Flossregardless. Just in case y'all forgot untilyou chumps ax me I'm still the shit!) Now it is time - in fact, it is past time- to move on. (Fuck all y'all, I don'tgive a fuck!)[/i] [url]http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp[/url] [url]http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/ebonomail.asp[/url]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 1:26:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dbrowne1:
Originally Posted By a2carbine: One of them said"Is you nuts dog,if a damn police shoots me I'ma hall ass" Another tells the first that"shiiiiit,I could get a uzi and they can kill yo ass faster than a 9mm"
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See, the thing is, if you 'bout to bust up out this piece, check it, BIG AR. It be sprayin' $hit all over that bitch. You best be bringin' a towel, 'cause you'll be layed out like that. It'll mow yo ass down lickety-splits...no $hits.
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Fly Delta?
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 6:21:06 PM EDT
Chi-town, Snoop dog woulda been proud...LMAO! Sounds like the lil' crack munchkins at Circle K...[@:D]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:08:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/9/2001 7:02:20 PM EDT by a2carbine]
Guys I have not had the TV on all day! These dudes are so funny,best damn show in town[:D] Hell I did not know about Mazar-I-Sharif untill I read it here. About an hr. ago one of there boyz came over and they put on the bomb bomb crap and did a lil. dance out in the street[rolleyes] They don't live here,I don't know who they are here with but untill they go back to the hood I will have my fun[:)]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:17:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Malpaso: A little known fact is that Lizzie Borden was the originator of Ebonics. You see, she axed her parents...
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So now I know that I am not the only one who watches the History Channel while I surf AR-15....fullclip
Link Posted: 11/10/2001 2:13:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/10/2001 8:50:46 PM EDT
I cant get over the title of this thread. I just had to bring it to the top, It cracks me up.
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