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Posted: 11/9/2001 7:24:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:44:20 AM EDT
1) Free heat and electricity in my cubicle. 2) Getting to come in on Sundays to do work, and not being able to park in the building. 3) Free cell phone, and pager, and laptop 4) Carpal tunnel 5) Free MSDN subscription. 6) Occasional free training. 7) Getting to play with horrendously expensive servers, then proclaiming them 'slow' to management [:D]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:48:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: ... 4) Lots of free ammo! ... 19) Grenades, rockets, and missiles!
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Where, Where? What? We only get to look at them? While doing the quarterly inventory! BullS#$t!
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:51:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Shazbat: 5) Free MSDN subscription. 6) Occasional free training. 7) Getting to play with horrendously expensive servers, then proclaiming them 'slow' to management [:D]
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These are my favorite three perks, too! [:D] Ian
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:54:46 AM EDT
DOUNUTS! YO
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:58:14 AM EDT
To add to Paul's Post 21) The ability to never see family due to camping trips. 22) Has a great Exercise program. 23) The ability to test new ways of doing things to place your self in a exotic place. 24) Lots of Weapons and AMMO (oops you said that didn't you) 25) Lots of AMMO!!! (Can't say it enough)
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 7:59:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/9/2001 10:23:36 AM EDT by Lazyshooter]
26)[b]Free[/b] trip to Afghanistan. Hopefully not one way, for all active military personnel!
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 8:00:04 AM EDT
17) Cost of living adjustments.
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Holly crap, wish we could get that, since we are behind at least 14 years.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 8:02:03 AM EDT
Browsing the Boards.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 8:23:16 AM EDT
Im here am I not. My job perk is I have noting to do most of the day it gets boring watching a screen looking for problems in our system. So here I am
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 8:23:39 AM EDT
1) Not being homeless. 2) Getting to eat. 3) Reading is a lot easier when you have electricity. 4) It pays more than unemployment would. 5) Getting to deal with people who have advanced geophysical and geological degrees who can't seem to not erase their project files. 6) Not having any benefits because they want more than I could pay for them. It was either insurance or keep my house. 7) Lots of slow days, so I get to browse ar15.com all day. 8) Occasional free pastries left over from meetings. 9) Free water from the water fountain! 10) Overtime because I'm a sub-contractor. 11) I get to play with hardware that costs more than my house, both cars, and all my guns combined. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 9:01:03 AM EDT
The ability to maintain a luxurious lifestyle I've grown accustomed to, including such amenities as eating and living indoors. Free coffee. Get paid to post here, although I'm pretty certain that management doesn't endorse this one.. Cutting brand new Cadillac and Lincoln cars in two and then putting them back together again. Xerox subsidies.. Steel targets (made from company scrap). Occasional free training on some really expensive software systems. All in all, not to bad. [:)]
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 9:36:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:07:11 AM EDT
...on good days...the shit has corn in it...on bad days, it's just a runny mess...
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:25:01 AM EDT
1) cleaning up after the flamers, pissing match contestants and trolls 2) Browsing these forums 3) Entry card to the executive mens room 4) The everlasting love and respect from the man upstairs 5) Company car, that's when Striker's done with it. 6) Time off so I can ride the ambulance as a paramedic. Kuiper
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:35:35 AM EDT
1) No free Anthrax shots. 2) No free gas masks and plenty of canisters. 3) No free extended cruise trips to exotic places like the Persian Gulf. 4) No free ammo! 5) No cool looking issued uniforms. 6) One meal a day! (some times their even eddible) 7) $1000 flights (sitting in business class seat) 8) 16 hour days seven days a week of work (OK Sunday we only work 12 hours) 9) No union to worry about! 10) No need to worry about voting as they don't count your vote anyway. 11) 0 days of paid vacation time a year. 12) No retirement at 0% pay. 13) No medical and dental treatments. 14) The ability to never travel and do the same crap day after day. 15) Unpaid national holidays. 16) Coming home to the same crap every day. 17) No cost of living adjustments. 18) A cold and heartless managment. 19) Don't even go there. 20) No time for haircuts.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:40:08 AM EDT
(1) 2 OC3 lines (2) ummmm
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:46:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 10:54:36 AM EDT
1. Free CDs and music videos 2. Set my own hours and work from home 3. Free concert tickets 4. Free trips to many major metropolitan areas 5. Can stay logged in on AR15.com nonstop 6. Can fondle any of my weapons at all times 7. '61 Sony w/cable, DVD, TIVO, VHS, Surround 8. UPS man stopping in for pit stop
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:00:33 AM EDT
Just to tie into the cop-perk thread; 1)I get a two mile four minute commute to the airport where 2)I get to fly around during the commute at 120MPH and 3)sic the cops on dumbass drivers (something every commuter has longed to do at some time in their lives) and 4)laugh at people stuck in traffic. However, if I break ANY rules my a** is toast as everything is on the radar records/comm recordings.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:09:05 AM EDT
1.hot dancers/girls come in all day,and say "hello" 2.I show them dildos,and other implements of penetration 3.I get to bring them to the lingerie section,and say "ten percent off lingerie gals" 4.I get to look at the latest porn 5.fridge and microwave in the back 6.female co-workers,open to my questions such as "what porn interests you?" and "do you girls really use THOSE things?" and they normally are super cool about it 7.hot babes/dancers 8.shirt with logo 9.I get to wear an ear-piece 10.I get to tell people to leave,and I check I.D.'s I am serious.If you live in Central Florida,you can visit me while at work.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:17:57 AM EDT
Polishing my feed ramps for lunch! meeting models yah! BALOO.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 11:18:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GunnyG: Semper Fi Dave (Formerly "SSgtUSMC")
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Congradulations Gunnery Sergeant!
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 12:59:50 PM EDT
Free haircuts? We had to pay for our hair cuts in the Army. Nothing is worse then being a new recruit and getting that first haircut and having to pay for it at the end! BKVic
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 2:54:16 PM EDT
Watching good looking women get nekkid for my camera.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 3:04:32 PM EDT
1) Ceiling heaters in the winter time. 2) Generous 10 minute breaks 3) An amazing 30 minutes for lunch. 4) The opportunity to work (11) 12 hr days straight. 5) Free magazines 6) Free Thanksgiving meal 7) One week off at Christmas
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 3:09:18 PM EDT
1) Wake up at 11 to noon everyday 2) Plenty of gym time. 3) Free medical, gym, books (Scholarships for tuition) 4) Warp freshmen girls little minds 5) work(ie study) when I want 6) 24,000 girls age 18-23 within about.. 10 square miles.. :) 7)Wake up (not beore eleven) hit the gym, the range or whatever else, then class, then the bars. wake up repeat.. 8) Free food from the HireKrishnas I say its great to be a Florida Gator.
Link Posted: 11/9/2001 3:29:02 PM EDT
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