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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 11/7/2001 6:11:42 PM EDT
I get these e-mails occasionally from a liberal feminist (somehow she put my "real name" e-mail in her list by mistake). I read them on occasion to see what the other side is thinking. This is actually kind of funny: >Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035 > >Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported >legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. > >Spotted Owl plague threatens >Western North America crops & livestock. > >Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim >dies in the American Territory of the Middle East >(formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon) > >Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at >least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. > >George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. > >35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. > >Nursing home event... Bill Clinton >denies allegations of affair with candy striper. > >Texas executes last remaining citizen. > >Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. > >Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped. > >Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million. > >Ozone created by electric cars now >killing thousands in Los Angeles. > >Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches. > >Microsoft announces it has perfected its >newest version of Windows >so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed. > >New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, >and baseball bats be registered by January 2036.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 6:36:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AFARR: >Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported >legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
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>4th anniversary of the GCA of 2031 that outlaws all items that are designed to accelerate a projectile. >Murder rates skyrocket an additional 435% just in time for the 4th anniversary of GCA of 31' >Right wing extremist, known as SNIPERm88, receives a life sentence after being convicted of possessing a deadly assault potato cannon capable of launching highly deadly projectiles over 200 yards.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 7:08:45 PM EDT
Thats pretty funny.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 7:17:12 PM EDT
Those are a hoot.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 10:56:48 PM EDT
OJ FOUND INNOCENT FOR THE 712th TIME!!
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