Chocolate cake + beer = diarrhea

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chocolate cake + beer = diarrhea

Posted: 11/7/2001 7:22:53 AM EDT

Is this a lethal combination for anyone else? It never fails - there’s a birthday at work and someone has cake. I then go home after a stressful day and the wife buys beer, so I drink away.
Then 2 a.m. comes around, and I wake up with intestinal cramps, severe farting, shivering, then a major bowl-painting. I’m on the throne from 2 a.m. to 5 a.m. trying not to fall off ‘cause I’m sooooooo tired, but then it’s time to get ready for work!

I guess reading all that William Cooper stuff right before I went to bed didn’t help either - nothing but nightmares when I actually did sleep.

Posted: 11/7/2001 7:24:59 AM EDT

[#1]

Thank you for that nice visual. Yummy [:P]

Posted: 11/7/2001 7:27:13 AM EDT

[#2]

Damn, I hate "The Butt-Piss from Hell"! You must be drinking cheap beer! Does it to me all the time! LOL

Posted: 11/7/2001 7:27:33 AM EDT

[#3]

Get a colostome bag and you'd be all set!

Posted: 11/7/2001 7:37:10 AM EDT

[#4]

Just drink inordinate quantites of Guinness, doesn't matter what you eat, you will have intestinal problems (Unless of course you regularly drink 3 or more pints a day, in which case your body has adjusted)

And I wouldn't exactly call Guinness cheap beer.

[smoke]

Posted: 11/7/2001 7:49:31 AM EDT

[#5]

maybe
someone made an ex-lax frosted cake.

Posted: 11/7/2001 9:01:21 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Damn, I hate "The Butt-Piss from Hell"! You must be drinking cheap beer! Does it to me all the time! LOL

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I call it the Hershey squirts.

Posted: 11/7/2001 9:01:30 AM EDT

[#7]

After reading the title of the thread, I had to check and make sure this wasn't being posted by Frank the Spank. [:X*]

DrMark

Posted: 11/7/2001 9:42:11 AM EDT

[#8]

in the words of tim taylor: "been there"

Posted: 11/7/2001 10:16:11 AM EDT

[#9]

typical American beer and Oreos do if for me. I have to be home when I eat that combo, being home and on your own throne is the best place for the demons...

...butt-piss... HAHAHA!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Posted: 11/7/2001 10:37:51 AM EDT

[#10]

You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic?

What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?

Posted: 11/7/2001 11:19:37 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic?

What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?

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And whats worse is we have responded to it![:D]

Posted: 11/7/2001 11:30:01 AM EDT

[#12]

Can you try an experiment ?

Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer
and crap chocolate cake....

Posted: 11/7/2001 11:45:38 AM EDT

[#13]

I wish I was as cool as M4.
Who took a dump in my beer?

Posted: 11/7/2001 12:21:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Can you try an experiment ?

Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer
and crap chocolate cake....

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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: 11/7/2001 12:27:19 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Can you try an experiment ?

Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer
and crap chocolate cake....

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Holy Shitballz! I'm laughing so hard, I'm bout to shit myself!!

Posted: 11/7/2001 12:30:54 PM EDT

[#16]

I find Steak has the same effect on me... especially large ones.

I find drinking wine helps to counter the effect.

Posted: 11/7/2001 11:37:01 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic?

What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?

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And whats worse is we have responded to it![:D]

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C'mon guys admit it but it's stuff like this that keeps us coming here.

Posted: 11/7/2001 11:38:00 PM EDT

[#18]

BTW, try eating about 8 or 9 of those slim jims in a row with nothing else and wait a few hours. Trust me you'll never do that again.

Posted: 11/8/2001 12:03:05 AM EDT

[#19]

Thanks for sharing.

Posted: 11/8/2001 12:35:22 AM EDT

[#20]

Yeah Thanks.. for NOT posting any pics.

[;)]

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