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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 11/5/2001 10:18:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2001 5:07:08 PM EDT by theprofessor]
[url]http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm[/url] .." Taliban offers duel challege between Omar and either Bush/Blair all should bring their Kalisnikovs to pre determined location?? Taliban must know something we don't know. anyone think George Bush or Tony Blair own an AK47!! I would use M16 if I was Dubya.. are these Taliban folks goofy or what?? [peep] .. . [rocket]
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 10:36:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/5/2001 10:29:21 AM EDT by Ian]
[url]http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm[/url] Taliban invites Bush, Blair for a duel Mon Nov 05 11:09:18 2001 ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (UPI)-- Afghanistan's ruling Taliban militia on Monday proposed a duel among President George W. Bush, British Prime Minister Tony Blair and its leader Mullah Mohammad Omar. "The Americans have launched propaganda that Mullah Omar has gone in hiding, so I will propose that Mr. Blair and Mr. Bush should take Kalashnikovs and come to a specified place where Mullah Omar will appear with the Kalashnikovs to determine as to who will run," Taliban Foreign Minister Maulvi Wakil Ahmed Mutawakil was quoted as saying by Iran's IRNA news agency. "Mullah Omar changes places because of security," he said at the Taliban Foreign Ministry's Guest House in Kandahar.. "He effectively runs affairs of the government as in the past." Mutawakil also reiterated the Taliban's claim that U.S. soldiers and "spies" had been arrested in Afghanistan, but he refused to provide details of the incidents. Ruling out the possibility of any negotiated solution to the hostilities in Afghanistan, Mutawakil said the United States had closed doors for talks. "After the American refusal to hold talks, now to whom we should talk to?" he asked. He said the Taliban would welcome all volunteers, but said they were not needed until a ground battle began. Since Oct. 7, U.S. planes have bombed Afghanistan in retaliation for the Taliban's refusal to hand over Osama bin Laden, the man Washington says masterminded the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on New York and Washington that killed some 5,000 people. END
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Link Posted: 11/5/2001 10:51:17 AM EDT
Savage idiots.
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 10:55:20 AM EDT
Definately take them up on this. I just don't know whether to send Ice T or Butch Reno. -------- %^&*$#, I'll bust a cap on u, pimp.
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 11:04:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Erasmus: Definately take them up on this. I just don't know whether to send Ice T or Butch Reno. -------- %^&*$#, I'll bust a cap on u, pimp.
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If you send in Reno with her crack FBI HRT unit they will clean up the place in no time, especially if they have 'special' rules of engagement in place....
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 11:16:09 AM EDT
For point man, how about the jackbooted thug that aimed the machine gun at little Elian Gonzales in that famous photo. He's rough and tough, let him show us all how it is done.
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 11:56:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 12:26:15 PM EDT
I say we send in Bob Munden. Omar will think he's a silly little cowboy and poorly armed with his single action .45 Colt Peacemaker. But if any of you have seen this man shoot... laugh, he'll pop old Omar 5 times before anyone sees his hand move. [:)] Only thing is, we'll have to put Bob on a diet and dress him up in a suit if the Taliban goons are to believe he's our President. [url]http://bob-munden.com/index.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 12:32:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/5/2001 12:26:39 PM EDT by Gunbert]
I second the vote for Munden! Does the taliban have anyone that can shoot a hand tossed aspirin out of the air with a single action .45? [kill] I think not! edited to add the appropriate animation.
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 1:27:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ian: He said the Taliban would welcome all volunteers, but said they were not needed until a ground battle began.
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By the time the ground war starts... isn't it a bit late to be taking volunteers? Viper Out
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 1:46:30 PM EDT
[b]Those damn savages![/b] Wonder if they would settle for Al Gore? "Notebook in one hand and an M16 in the other"
Link Posted: 11/5/2001 1:55:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/6/2001 5:17:52 PM EDT
btt
Link Posted: 11/6/2001 7:17:43 PM EDT
I laughed my ass off when Fox announced this. I hope Georges' official response was.... "H'mmm a duel?....Nah, I think well just continue to bomb the shit out of you."
Link Posted: 11/6/2001 7:39:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha:
Originally Posted By ECS: If you send in Reno with her crack FBI HRT unit they will clean up the place in no time, especially if they have 'special' rules of engagement in place....
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Except it's hard to burn down a cave [;)]
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Ahh, but they will not use cs gas this time. " I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like......VICTORY!!![flame]
Link Posted: 11/6/2001 8:05:14 PM EDT
I'd like his official response to be "Duel? Sure, you bring your AK and I'll bring my Daisy Cutter. Last man standing wins....." FIRE 'N THE HOLE!!!!! crash.
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: I laughed my ass off when Fox announced this. I hope Georges' official response was.... "H'mmm a duel?....Nah, I think well just continue to bomb the shit out of you."
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Link Posted: 11/6/2001 8:36:04 PM EDT
Nukes at a thousand miles seems fair - especialy since they ain't got any!
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 2:28:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Erasmus: Definately take them up on this. I just don't know whether to send Ice T or Butch Reno. -------- %^&*$#, I'll bust a cap on u, pimp.
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How about Alec Baldwin?
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 8:11:28 AM EDT
[img]http://www.boortz.com/osama_running.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 9:08:13 AM EDT
Bush "Sure! I'll meet you at (so and so place)." Smart bomb arrives at scheduled time as a stand in for Bush. Applause all around.
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