The "REAL MAN" Test:
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Knowing this,
women will go far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they
carefully review the "C" answers.
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are
the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship,
they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is
capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy,
wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and
violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:
A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss
the most?
A. Innocence.
B. Idealism.
C. Cherry bombs.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for
narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only way
to let him know that, for business reasons, you have to have him killed.
4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is
A. A cat.
B. A dog.
C. A dog that eats cats.
5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and
intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday
afternoon, you're watching a football game when suddenly, out of the clear
blue sky, she tells you that she thinks she really loves you. She says
she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe
that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you
don't want to rush it.
B. That you also have strong feelings for her, but you don't know when you
will be ready for that kind of commitment and you don't want to hurt her by
holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on third and
seventeen.