A friend I worked with who went to USMA to me this story...(a true one, other former cadets confirmed it!)

  A senior cadet was making a the daily announcements to the mess hall, which was filled with VIPs, senior officers, faculty, cadets and the commandant of the school himself.  The senior stopped halfway through his announcements and thought out loud:

"You know, West Point is a lot like anal sex.  Sometimes its fun, but mostly, its just a pain in the ass!"

I want to shake that man's hand.