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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:20:53 PM EST
Does anyone have this for a ringtone? I hear its available.


Whats yours?
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The female orgasm is a myth.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:24:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:

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ringtone?

....





Mine's the plain ring tone.... I like to keep it simple though the phone isn't....

:}

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this will not go well....

BTW it is from "When Harry Met Sally"
so search for that
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The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:25:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Keep practicing
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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:25:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By sic_ness:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Keep practicing


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Sounds Of A Woman Having An Orgasm >>> "Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge itttttttttttttt"

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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:27:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.


That's one hot nerd I'd love to see have an orgasm.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:27:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.


I'd pay per view that episode....
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How can you tell when a woman is faking? You can't.

I think it's ironic that such a cruel gesture comes from such a beautiful creature.

When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.
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Friend of mine has one where the phone barks when his wife calls.
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Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


Do it doggy style and spit on her back.

ETA:

I made some awesome ringtones (including the one for my wife) from this album:

Pornosonic: Unreleased 70's Porno Music (featuring Ron Jeremy)



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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:39:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Torqued:

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


Do it doggy style and spit on her back.

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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:39:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


You're doing it wrong.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:40:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


There's an account in the "Worst sex you've ever had" thread.
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Mine is "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!" from the World of WarCraft video.
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i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k
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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:57:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k


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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:58:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k




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Posted: 10/14/2007 6:59:04 PM EST
I did with my ex, just so she would leave.
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Want to know how to make a woman have an orgasm every time?


Who cares.
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Actually, you can tell when a woman really has a orgasm. When a woman has a orgasm, her pupils will dilate. So, if she looks really stoned your doing your job correctly.


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Originally Posted By Vulcan94:
Actually, you can tell when a woman really has a orgasm. When a woman has a orgasm, her pupils will dilate. So, if she looks really stoned your doing your job correctly.


Vulcan94


Dude, don't kid yourself... that's the GHB doing that.

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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:34:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:39:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:42:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Flushdraw:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!


did you watch the other ones? Those vids are destined for the evidence room after Ernie kills his roommates. Too funnny.

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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:43:34 PM EST
My phone vibrates.......thats the sound of the female orgasm.
I move away from the microphone to breathe.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:52:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By sic_ness:

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
How can you tell when a woman is faking? You can't.


You can't tell?
I didn't know when I was like 17, I know now, though.



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I move away from the microphone to breathe.
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Dude, seriously: theres more than one cue that they've reached climax. muscles tense, pupils dilate....
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:04:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mxpatriot51:
Friend of mine has one where the phone barks when his wife calls.


Friend of mine has Adam Sandler singing "somebody kill me please, I want to die, put a bullet in a brain" when work calls.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:09:44 PM EST
I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.
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What is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?







































Who cares!
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I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.


I had that one, but when my old phone crapped out on me, I lost it. I wish I had it back.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 10:53:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Flushdraw:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!


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Originally Posted By themagikbullet:

Originally Posted By Flushdraw:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!




Watch the one where they break up with Ernie's g/f while he's at the gym.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:41:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By BushmasterGuy77:
I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.


I don't see who wouldn't want it.
Not a girl.
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Originally Posted By kitwulfen:

Originally Posted By BushmasterGuy77:
I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.


I don't see who wouldn't want it.



Great ringtone. Too bad I work at the airport. I don't see that one going over too well as I walk past the TSA JBT's!
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:10:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


you poor guy
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:18:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


I did it once just to see if I could, it was a lot easier than I thought it would be
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Posted: 10/15/2007 4:54:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By the870isking:

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.


That's one hot nerd I'd love to see have an orgasm.



Oh hell yeah!




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Posted: 10/15/2007 4:59:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
How can you tell when a woman is faking? You can't.

I think it's ironic that such a cruel gesture comes from such a beautiful creature.

When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.




Umm, actually, there are ways to tell. Every womans different but.....

Look for her eyes dilating.
Rythmic squeezing 'Down There'.
Her face and chest may suddenly get flushed and feel kind of clammy or sweaty.
Certain pink parts may become much darker red or even brown.
Her lips (actually both kinds) may appear unusually dark in color as well as unusually full in appearance.

There are other signs also, but that's just from the top of my head.




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Posted: 10/15/2007 5:10:08 AM EST
how does one turn an mp3 into a ringtone? I'd love to have that infidel ring tone.
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Posted: 10/15/2007 5:12:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Not exactly. It depends on the woman. Some have them and some don't.
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