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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:20:53 PM EDT
Does anyone have this for a ringtone? I hear its available.


Whats yours?
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:22:48 PM EDT
My brother has "Are you done yet"
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:23:18 PM EDT
The real "O" or the fake "O"?
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:23:24 PM EDT
The female orgasm is a myth.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:24:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rainman:

....

ringtone?

....





Mine's the plain ring tone.... I like to keep it simple though the phone isn't....

:}

Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:24:17 PM EDT
this will not go well....

BTW it is from "When Harry Met Sally"
so search for that
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:25:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:25:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Keep practicing
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:25:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sic_ness:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Keep practicing


Damn, beaten to it!

_MaH
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:26:24 PM EDT
Yellowled Better.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:26:30 PM EDT
Sounds Of A Woman Having An Orgasm >>> "Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge itttttttttttttt"

Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:27:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.


That's one hot nerd I'd love to see have an orgasm.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:27:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.


I'd pay per view that episode....
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:32:19 PM EDT
How can you tell when a woman is faking? You can't.

I think it's ironic that such a cruel gesture comes from such a beautiful creature.

When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:33:06 PM EDT
Friend of mine has one where the phone barks when his wife calls.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:37:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2007 7:40:18 PM EDT by Torqued]

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


Do it doggy style and spit on her back.

ETA:

I made some awesome ringtones (including the one for my wife) from this album:

Pornosonic: Unreleased 70's Porno Music (featuring Ron Jeremy)



Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:39:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Torqued:

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


Do it doggy style and spit on her back.

Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:39:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


You're doing it wrong.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:40:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


There's an account in the "Worst sex you've ever had" thread.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:41:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:44:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2007 7:46:09 PM EDT by rykn0w]
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:57:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k


Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:58:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k




He knows now exactly where his laptop batter is.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 7:59:04 PM EDT
I did with my ex, just so she would leave.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:18:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2007 8:18:52 PM EDT by RetroRevolver77]
Want to know how to make a woman have an orgasm every time?


Who cares.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:21:24 PM EDT
Actually, you can tell when a woman really has a orgasm. When a woman has a orgasm, her pupils will dilate. So, if she looks really stoned your doing your job correctly.


Vulcan94
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:24:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2007 8:29:40 PM EDT by TheGrayMan]

Originally Posted By Vulcan94:
Actually, you can tell when a woman really has a orgasm. When a woman has a orgasm, her pupils will dilate. So, if she looks really stoned your doing your job correctly.


Vulcan94


Dude, don't kid yourself... that's the GHB doing that.

Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:34:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:39:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


You ain't doin' it right, man.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:42:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Flushdraw:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!


did you watch the other ones? Those vids are destined for the evidence room after Ernie kills his roommates. Too funnny.

Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:43:34 PM EDT
My phone vibrates.......thats the sound of the female orgasm.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:52:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sic_ness:

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
How can you tell when a woman is faking? You can't.


You can't tell?
I didn't know when I was like 17, I know now, though.



W h a t e v e rrrrrrr
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:53:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Torqued:
You can't fake owning page 2!


even without an edit...wow! you win!
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 8:58:45 PM EDT
Dude, seriously: theres more than one cue that they've reached climax. muscles tense, pupils dilate....
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 9:04:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mxpatriot51:
Friend of mine has one where the phone barks when his wife calls.


Friend of mine has Adam Sandler singing "somebody kill me please, I want to die, put a bullet in a brain" when work calls.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 9:09:44 PM EDT
I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 11:44:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 11:45:45 PM EDT
What is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?





­

Who cares!
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 11:47:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2007 11:53:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Flushdraw:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!


Link Posted: 10/15/2007 12:35:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By themagikbullet:

Originally Posted By Flushdraw:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k



Baaaaa!




Watch the one where they break up with Ernie's g/f while he's at the gym.
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 12:41:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BushmasterGuy77:
I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.


I don't see who wouldn't want it.
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 12:56:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kitwulfen:

Originally Posted By BushmasterGuy77:
I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.


I don't see who wouldn't want it.



Great ringtone. Too bad I work at the airport. I don't see that one going over too well as I walk past the TSA JBT's!
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 1:10:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


you poor guy
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 1:18:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.


I did it once just to see if I could, it was a lot easier than I thought it would be
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 5:54:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By the870isking:

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it.


That's one hot nerd I'd love to see have an orgasm.



Oh hell yeah!

-K
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 5:55:59 AM EDT
I would catch hell at work if I did something like that.
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 5:59:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DHSGMAN:
How can you tell when a woman is faking? You can't.

I think it's ironic that such a cruel gesture comes from such a beautiful creature.

When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know.




Umm, actually, there are ways to tell. Every womans different but.....

Look for her eyes dilating.
Rythmic squeezing 'Down There'.
Her face and chest may suddenly get flushed and feel kind of clammy or sweaty.
Certain pink parts may become much darker red or even brown.
Her lips (actually both kinds) may appear unusually dark in color as well as unusually full in appearance.

There are other signs also, but that's just from the top of my head.

-K
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 6:10:08 AM EDT
how does one turn an mp3 into a ringtone? I'd love to have that infidel ring tone.
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 6:12:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
The female orgasm is a myth.


Not exactly. It depends on the woman. Some have them and some don't.
Link Posted: 10/15/2007 6:12:48 AM EDT
Tag. I have a hilarious sound file saved on my computer at home.
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