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Afghani TV Listings

 MONDAYS:
 8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
 8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
 9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
 9:30 - "Everybody Loves Osama"
 10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
 
 TUESDAYS
 8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
 8:30 - "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
 9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things"
 9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
 10:00 - "Survivor V: Jalalabad"
 
 WEDNESDAY
 8:00 - "Goodnight America"
 8:30 - "Third Rock From Kabul"
 9:00 - "When Northern Alliances Attack"
 9:30 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
 10:00 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
 
 THURSDAY
 8:00 - "Lifestyles of the Dirt Poor and Dusty"
 8:30 - "West Wing ER"
 9:00 - "Veilwatch"
 9:30 - "Who Wants To Be A Martyr"
 10:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long Black Shapeless Dresses and
Veils"
 
 FRIDAY
 8:00 - "Judge Laden"
 8:30 - "My Two Bagdads"
 9:00 - "Achmed's Creek"
 9:30 - "No Witness News"
 10:00 - "Wild Wild Mid East"