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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:30:15 PM EDT
[#1]
Is that an F150?
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:30:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Do you got a keg in yo' back pocket, cuz i'd like to tap that ass...
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:30:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Will you excuse me, I left my Rolex in my Mercedes.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:38:45 PM EDT
[#4]
"Hey you come here". But then I got the looks to back it up.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:45:04 PM EDT
[#5]
If you'll come back to my place, I'll show you my Bushmaster.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:45:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: "Hey you come here". But then I got the looks to back it up. You look like a male chauvinist? [;)] J/K |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:45:59 PM EDT
[#7]
"How about some recreational, non-committal sex?", I would ask.
"What is that?", they would ask in return. "It means you f**k me tonight and tomorrow act like you don't know me!". 2 for 2 with that one. Cheers! [beer] |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:46:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Hi, my name is milk, I'll do your body good.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:49:37 PM EDT
[#9]
"Hi" ---Imbroglio[:D]
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:50:05 PM EDT
[#10]
Another favorite...never used it:
"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven !"" |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:52:32 PM EDT
[#11]
Another one I used, made it up on the spot, and swear to god it worked. Used it on a cocktail (no pun intended) waitress at a Ramada Inn in Bath, NY..........
"Hi, I'm an engineer for NASA..you know that space shuttle thing, yeah, that was my idea." Cheers!! [beer] |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:02:31 PM EDT
[#12]
Offhand comment to woman (of course): "Oral sex? Much better to give than receive."
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:16:10 PM EDT
[#13]
HI I'm SteyrAUG from AR-15.com.
It don't have to work, I'm married. But fun to use it anyway. |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:23:42 PM EDT
[#14]
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: "Hey you come here". But then I got the looks to back it up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You look like a male chauvinist? J/K It got me a beautiful wife and four kids so It must not have been too offending at the time. |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:25:45 PM EDT
[#15]
its my birthday...hows about a kiss...(sticking out your cheek)then its all coordination and redirection![o:)]
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:35:03 PM EDT
[#16]
"Well, it's not like it's gonna suck itself..."
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:38:02 PM EDT
[#17]
A few of my faves.....
"Hey, don't I know you from the bus?" "My mom has that same dress" "What say ya lower your standards and let me buy you a drink?" |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:42:55 PM EDT
[#18]
This is something that has worked for me, not always, but it has contributed to some real memorable evenings.
" Hi. You know, my dad taught me that every woman is beautiful in her own special way, but that if I was lucky, I would find that [i] one [/i] special someone that has a smile that can brighten the room and eyes that would take my breath away... (pause and give a sheepish smile)... So, you wanna suck my dick here or in the parking lot?" |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:46:58 PM EDT
[#19]
Hi, I find you very attractive.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:51:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Sure fire: "Nice shoes, wanna ***k?"
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:54:30 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Hi, I find you very attractive. In ebonics that would be........ "Yo Bitch..you's superfly, let's me back up to your bumper and spank that monkey!" |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 5:58:50 PM EDT
[#22]
First time I ever scored with a woman (american) in the same night I met her I used the 'line' above. I had been in the service in boot, MOS school, or overseas for over 3 years after high school (HS= having to do this and that first), so being able to go from zero to full speed in one night with a US girl was a surprise...that line worked great time after time.
In college the line didn't work as well, 'I am studing for the LSAT' worked better. Then I met my now wife on the internet, so whatever there... (don't marry a woman who'll sleep with you on the first date, all my friends that did are no longer married.) |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:03:20 PM EDT
[#23]
"Yo bitch, get nude".
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:10:14 PM EDT
[#24]
...can I kiss your belly button ...from the inside?...
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:15:02 PM EDT
[#25]
Hey baby, I have a new roll of duct tape and a 5 pound can of Crisco, what say we go back to my place!
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:37:01 PM EDT
[#26]
is your dady a theif?
then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes? |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:38:55 PM EDT
[#27]
mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word edible.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:40:17 PM EDT
[#28]
thats a nice shirt your wearing, it would look nice on the floor next to my bed.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:42:24 PM EDT
[#29]
my face is leaving in 15 min.
be on it...... |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:43:08 PM EDT
[#30]
excuse me,
you look like you could use a good orgasm..... |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:45:49 PM EDT
[#31]
you wanna get high?
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:49:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: Sure fire: "Nice shoes, wanna ***k?" I have actually used that line, and it worked. Women who wear nice shoes do like them complimented, but I never expected that one to work. Normally I wouldn't have used it, but I was just shy of drunk. Then again, so was she. Some of you may remember the puke story, and this is the girl. Unfortunately, while she did have excellent taste in footwear, she was also crazier than a shithouse rat. God Bless Texas |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 6:53:00 PM EDT
[#33]
Damn bitch! I'd only kick you out of my bed to do you on the floor!
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Posted: 10/18/2001 7:05:29 PM EDT
[#34]
Corney, but they like it: "How does it feel to be the prettiest girl here"?
"Tell me, do you ever get tired of being pretty"? "You get prettier, every time I see you" Or, if she's dunk and getting interested: "As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit" |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:00:28 PM EDT
[#35]
I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:06:29 PM EDT
[#36]
"...my name is Bond. James Bond."
OR--- "...Hello. I'm a millionaire." |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:14:56 PM EDT
[#37]
Damn I needed a good laugh tonight. Do these lines really work? I just have to say that if some of them did, I bet it made for some interesting conversations the next day with the buddies. Ya'll have too much time on your hands to think up all this stuff!!!
[rolleyes] |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:32:30 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: This is something that has worked for me, not always, but it has contributed to some real memorable evenings. " Hi. You know, my dad taught me that every woman is beautiful in her own special way, but that if I was lucky, I would find that [i] one [/i] special someone that has a smile that can brighten the room and eyes that would take my breath away... (pause and give a sheepish smile)... So, you wanna suck my dick here or in the parking lot?" |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:35:45 PM EDT
[#39]
"exscuse me but my wife has a headace are you availible." OR "i,m married" seams to work better. why is it when you get married you go from a 3 to a 8?
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:37:13 PM EDT
[#40]
Hi, I'm not very well hung but I can lick my eyebrows...[:D]
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:46:47 PM EDT
[#41]
"Hey baby...you and me and a can of Spam."
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Posted: 10/18/2001 8:57:20 PM EDT
[#42]
Lean in and start looking for the tag on her shirt...when she asks what you are doing say: "Just checking to see if you were made in heaven"
medcop |
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Posted: 10/18/2001 9:11:24 PM EDT
[#43]
"I'd like to get something straight between us, but I don't want you to take seriously what I poke at you in fun..."
Trust me - I have used this one worldwide with an EXCELLENT hit rate... (about 95%) FFZ |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 1:25:36 AM EDT
[#44]
"Excuse me teacher, may I please be excused to go to the bathroom?"
"Yule eats hum catch it." "Mombo dog face in the banana patch." "I sofa king we todd did." |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:07:32 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: "...my name is Bond. James Bond." Heh, I tired this once, the answer was: "Off.... F*ck off" |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:39:41 AM EDT
[#46]
i bet i could guess your weight if you sat on my face.
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:42:20 AM EDT
[#47]
you are the reason men fall in love.....
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:43:58 AM EDT
[#48]
just where do those legs of yours end..
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:45:04 AM EDT
[#49]
Do I know you? thats not my kid is it?[:D]
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:45:08 AM EDT
[#50]
you've got the whitest teeth i have ever came across
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