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Posted: 10/5/2001 5:08:53 PM EDT
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To patrol the mall.
To stop horny teens from stealing condums. To chace away skaters. To hit on high school girls. Is to be the Mall Ninja. FOR GREAT JUSTICE ! |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 5:10:36 PM EDT
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Any ninja which has been dishonored commits seppuku immediately. Mall Ninja likewise. Mall Ninja, of course, carry their katana for just this reason. Committing Hari Kiri with a SW5 would be difficult.
That's why, incidentally, the Mall Ninja are so dangerous. If they fail to keep the mall safe from shoplifters, rude people and hordes of heaviliy armed Neo-Nazis, their penalty is death. They don't risk failure. Fear the ninja... Gecko45 |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 5:24:09 PM EDT
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thanks for the quick reply Gecko45
ive been wondering that for a while |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 6:17:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: That's why, incidentally, the Mall Ninja are so dangerous. If they fail to keep the mall safe from shoplifters, rude people and hordes of heaviliy armed Neo-Nazis, their penalty is death. They don't risk failure. Fear the ninja... Gecko45 Do you work in/for a mall where an ar15.com range day is taking place..???......... [}:D] [grenade] |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 6:26:13 PM EDT
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Ritual "supooku" - inserting the small blade deep into the gut, twisting it into the bowels - a second mall ninja stands at the ready to assist if the first fails to carry though. It's quite a moving ceremony - there was one at the Riverside Galleria last week.
Some senior mall ninja did himself in after letting a couple of jounior high kids sneak in the back door of the local 12-plex theater. |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 6:30:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Do you work near a mall where an ar15.com range day is taking place..???......... [}:D] [grenade] If anything on this board ever got archived beyond 30 days, it would be obvious that I know exactly what I'm talking about. Or, you can ask some of the long standing memebers about me. HKocher, SteyrAUG, DonR... I know that of which I speak. Gecko45 |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 6:35:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Do you work in/for a mall near where an ar15.com range day is taking place..???......... [}:D] [grenade] There fixed it. Sorry, I think like you spell when having a few.[beer] |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 6:51:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: Fear the ninja... Gecko45 Oh I do...Believe me I do...[}:)] |
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Posted: 10/5/2001 7:43:56 PM EDT
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When will the National Guard show up with M16s and 9mm at the malls? We need more security!
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Posted: 10/5/2001 7:49:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: When will the National Guard show up with M16s and 9mm at the malls? We need more security! Like heck! The mall is the ONLY truly safe place these days! The security guards at your local mall are not the fat, aging, balding guys you see, but rather the unseen operators, lurking high above in the shadows of the rafters. These tactically proficient ops are the best in the world, why would we need the National Guard to back them up? If something goes seriously wrong in the mall, the NG's would need the backup from security, not the other way around. Juggernaut |
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